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Thread: Ask a suppid Q, get a stupid A
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11-09-2007 04:38 AM #26^_^
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lame or did not know thy rule: He who must not be named, or We do not speak.
Leo Leo Leo shhhhhhh
Is it a pre-requisite to have to get shot at least once, in order to become a rapper?
I play broccoli with checkers every night.
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11-09-2007 05:42 AM #27
Last edited by Xox; 11-09-2007 at 05:43 AM. Reason: Important stuff.
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11-09-2007 08:31 AM #28Veteran of the DV Wars
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The lack of an ironing board big enough to iron all the wrinkles out if it ever got deflated.
Who invented socks?
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11-12-2007 03:19 AM #29^_^
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someone with cold feet/
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
sock theme occurring here.
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?I play broccoli with checkers every night.
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11-12-2007 04:32 AM #30The Wondering Gnome Achievements:
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Because you don't have a garage. Originally Posted by Infinityecho
someone with cold feet/
sock theme occurring here.
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
What is the equation which relates the height of the ceiling and the horizontal distance from your eyes to the edge of a fluorescent light when the reflection of said light in the floor appears to be touching your toes?
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11-12-2007 04:39 AM #31
x + y = 8x
Why does time exist?
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11-12-2007 04:44 AM #32The Wondering Gnome Achievements:
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"Why" is a human construct. It just does. And you didn't define x OR y! Pish tush. Originally Posted by Xox
What's the speed of dark?
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11-12-2007 04:44 AM #33Consciousness Itself
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A. Originally Posted by thegnome54
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Q. What was Willis talking about?You are dreaming right now.
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11-12-2007 05:59 AM #34^_^
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yo Mama!
Is it possible for Jesus to love you, but not be in love with you?
I play broccoli with checkers every night.
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11-12-2007 06:03 AM #35"O" will suffice. Achievements:
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A: According to him it is...but I was always kind of suspicious of that, myself.
Q: How many presidential candidates does it take to screwina country?
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11-12-2007 06:11 AM #36Veteran of the DV Wars
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A. Only one, once they get in office. Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Q. Why is an asp in the grass a snake, but a grasp in the ass a goose?
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11-12-2007 06:19 AM #37Consciousness Itself
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A. Because the difference between a running back and a politician in an interview is that a running back is bumped and then he stumbles but a politician in an interview is stumped and then he bumbles. Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Q. Why was the Mr. Faded Glory thread deleted? (not that I don't have my suspicions)You are dreaming right now.
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11-12-2007 06:23 AM #38Veteran of the DV Wars
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A. Go in chat and ask Amé.
Q. Why must tubers always stare so incessantly?
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11-12-2007 06:25 AM #39"O" will suffice. Achievements:
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A: Cause it was a Mr. Faded Glory thread.
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11-12-2007 06:27 AM #40
A. More than average.
B. How much is 23 + : ?
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11-12-2007 07:24 PM #41Ad absurdum Achievements:
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A) 23 + :, since : is a variable.
Q) Who are the Illuminati?
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11-12-2007 07:28 PM #42The avatarless one
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A: People who are on fire.
Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
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A: Chickens have no neocortex, and lack the ability to plan.
Q: Why do people insist on believing in a non-physical component to the human body?
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11-12-2007 09:10 PM #44Veteran of the DV Wars
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A. That depends mostly on the person, and whether or not they peel their M&Ms.
Q. Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?
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11-13-2007 01:29 AM #45Consciousness Itself
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Originally Posted by thegnome54
That is awesome! Now I have another joke I am going to be telling for the rest of my life. That answer is so non-humorous it is hilarious.
A. You are going to Xanadu in a handbasket because the movie about it proved that the disco era's last leg had finally broken and the Illuminati's mission for you is to bring back the prophecized new day of disco. Originally Posted by Man of Steel
B. Who would win a fight between and 
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You are dreaming right now.
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11-13-2007 01:34 AM #46Ad absurdum Achievements:
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Q) What time is it?
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11-13-2007 01:37 AM #47Banned
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A: 4:30
Q: Is this a question.
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11-13-2007 01:41 AM #48Consciousness Itself
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A. What was the question? Originally Posted by Mark75
Q. What is the answer to this question?You are dreaming right now.
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11-13-2007 03:47 AM #49Ad absurdum Achievements:
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A) This.
Q) What's the plural of "fish"?
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