SO I said I would post this because I felt the need to share. Yesterday I called Josh to wake him up because he needs to get his sleep pattern in order. Anyways, so he decided it would be awesome to just stay up all day from the day before, so that he would just crash. Major badness for him, big laughs for me.
" I am looking at this Raven flying in circles up in the sky, and I wonder man,, how must it feels to fly in circles like that raven." Says josh. (he corrected me today and said It was actually a hawk..)
He proceeded to point out an oak tree covered with moss. So I decide to see if he will do what i tell him to. " go touch it. just rub your hand on it" says me.
"Okay!" Josh says in a high-pitched voice.
He touches it and intricately describes how the moss feels. I then tell him to spin around in circles, for I see how impressionable he was. He proceeds to do it. I can hear his breath speed up a bit as he spins. I couldn't help but just laugh.
He then stops and I decide to tell him to go lick the moss on the tree...
lol
He was going to, but I felt that would be mean, so I stopped him.
Then to make things funnier, I get a call on the other line from Geoff. I answer it and let him know what is going on and we just laugh, but I haang up to talk to Josh some more.
WHen I click on the line with Josh, all I hear in a raspy, manly voice is,
"Kneel before God!"
I lose it and burst out laughing. Josh was speaking to his dog telling it to kneel before him.
that was just the craziest phone conversation that I had ever had with him.
Also, he seems to like to carry a rag doused in chloroform, so watch out people... you never know if you'll end up in a back alley naked and cold.
lmao
That's Josh for ya!!!
(Josh in a delusional, sleep-deprived state...)
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