Thread: R.I.P. Shift

[Shift] 2:54 pm: I'm about to eat my first big mac
[Shift] 2:54 pm: is this thing supposed to have like extra patties and buns in it???
[Shift] 2:56 pm: I'm going to do it
[Shift] 2:57 pm: if you never hear from me again
[Shift] 2:57 pm: it's because my intestines fell out
[Shift] 2:57 pm: like a gay kid at the bottom of the pool

YOU WILL BE MISSED :___;

I heart your Chuck Palahniuk reference, Shift.

Also, you should probably go eat some Quaker Oatmeal. If you hurry, you may be able to balance it out before the grease clogs too many arteries.

no dont eat it the tast like shit

As a McDonalds employee, I must object.
Oh wait, I'm off the clock now. Agreement with Shift = 50%. I kinda like the Big Macs, when they're not falling apart in my grip.

The ones I have had have been horid. But the double cheese burgers are good