HIS EVIL TWIN RISES FROM THE GRAVE AND PUTS ARSENIC IN HIS IV.. uh oh
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HIS EVIL TWIN RISES FROM THE GRAVE AND PUTS ARSENIC IN HIS IV.. uh oh
I contemplated it.Quote:
Originally Posted by hellohihello
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Someone mysterious sells the elephant a magical mushroom that cures him of everything.
Evil twin crushes mushroom-seller man
Elephant feels bad for the mysterious man, but realizes he's still been cured, so it's all good.
Giant meteor comes screaming out of the sky and crushes the elephant, vaporizing him on impact.
Well, since no one else will take this on...
The elephant's molecules drift into a space-time paradox and are correctly reassimilated into the original elephant.
No dude. Your in a state of denial.
I already showed you, the elephant's dead. :(
yeah not anymore -vQuote:
Originally Posted by Noogah
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Originally Posted by Mario92
Whoops.
Well, the paradox re-paradoxed and, well whadaya know!?
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Poor things dead again.
The second paradox battles with the first, and in the struggle, the elephant is reformed. The two paradoxes then cancel each other out of existence.
And as a result the reality in which the elephant lived is erased.
Good going Mario! Now we don't even have his dust anymore.
Since matter is neither created nor destroyed, our reality continues to exist.
Ours does, but the other reality existed in a different dimension, so poor elephant is still gone.
Beings of the other reality send our reality back into existence, and in the process, restore the elephant to its original condition before all this nonsense took place.
And by doing so, the previous two paradoxes are created, and nature runs it's course. EVerything happens all over again, and now the elephant is dead.
Infinite time loop is ended when a third paradox does away with the other two, saves reality, fixes the elephant, and disappears forever in a whisp of smoke.
Then Kurt Cobain with his awesomeness comes and makes music so awesome that the elephant's head explodes because it can't take so much awesomeness.
It turns out the elephant was dreaming! The elephant wakes up to find him/herself on Planet Vulcan.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLucid
False Awakening!!
The elephant turns into a beagle.
A wizard comes by and turns him back.
Wizards are non-existent
Incorrect‼
This one wasn't
edit: post sniped
It is you who are mistaken, I'm afraid. There was no wizard.