Save the elephant!

**redisreddish** · 01-09-2010 02:19 AM

This is a game my friend made up. There's an elephant, and one person tries to kill it, the next has to save it.

Ex: A safe falls on the elephant
It was a styrofoam safe
The elephant is allergic to styrofoam
He took his allergy pills

And it just goes on and on. I'll start: The elephant is standing in quicksand.

**khh** · 01-09-2010 02:35 AM

He can swim, and quicksand gives you more buoyancy than water

**hellohihello** · 01-09-2010 05:38 AM

he swims into sand eels

**Jesus of Suburbia** · 01-09-2010 05:43 AM

Eels like elephants

**hellohihello** · 01-09-2010 05:44 AM

The elephant doesn't like eels so he goes suicidal

**Tyler** · 01-09-2010 05:49 AM

The eels are medics, the patch him up and put him through therapy so he can get over his suicidal tendencies.

**hellohihello** · 01-09-2010 05:56 AM

His wounds are infected

**Tyler** · 01-09-2010 05:59 AM

The eels give him prescription drugs

**hellohihello** · 01-09-2010 06:06 AM

He is having an allergic reaction

**WakataDreamer** · 01-09-2010 06:24 AM

He took his allergy pills.

I win for originality.

**hellohihello** · 01-09-2010 06:25 AM

he's choking on them!

**WakataDreamer** · 01-09-2010 06:57 AM

Another nearby elephant gives him the Heimlich using its strong, prehensile trunk, and he coughs out the pills, whereupon he swallows them again, only this time successfully.

**hellohihello** · 01-09-2010 06:58 AM

It turns out the eels were evil, they poisoned him!!

**Tyler** · 01-09-2010 07:01 AM

They felt guilty and gave him the antidote

**WakataDreamer** · 01-09-2010 07:02 AM

But you're forgetting... this is no ordinary elephant.

This is a magic elephant.

(Who is unaffected by said poison.)

EDIT: And, yeah, as Fable pointed out by cutting my off, yes they gave him the antidote as well. So, in fact, not only is he unpoisoned, he's double secret unpoisoned.

**InvisibleWoman** · 01-09-2010 07:23 AM

It turns out those are no ordinary eels. They transform into the elephant's evil twin:

. . . who intends to squeeze his twin to death.

**hellohihello** · 01-09-2010 07:29 AM

I'm just waiting for the "Elephant stomp" picture

**Maria92** · 01-09-2010 08:47 AM

The elephant's evil twin has a change of heart.

**hellohihello** · 01-09-2010 08:50 AM

he changed his heart and ripped out his twins heart then they made out

**Noogah** · 01-09-2010 08:55 AM

The elephant got pwned.

Real story folks.

**Maria92** · 01-09-2010 08:55 AM

A crack squad of elephant doctors conveniently on-scene put the heart back into the elephant and save its life, while at the same time killing the evil twin.