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This is a game my friend made up. There's an elephant, and one person tries to kill it, the next has to save it.
Ex: A safe falls on the elephant
It was a styrofoam safe
The elephant is allergic to styrofoam
He took his allergy pills
And it just goes on and on. I'll start: The elephant is standing in quicksand.
He can swim, and quicksand gives you more buoyancy than water
he swims into sand eels
Eels like elephants
The elephant doesn't like eels so he goes suicidal
The eels are medics, the patch him up and put him through therapy so he can get over his suicidal tendencies.
His wounds are infected
The eels give him prescription drugs
He is having an allergic reaction
He took his allergy pills.
I win for originality.
he's choking on them!
Another nearby elephant gives him the Heimlich using its strong, prehensile trunk, and he coughs out the pills, whereupon he swallows them again, only this time successfully.
It turns out the eels were evil, they poisoned him!!
They felt guilty and gave him the antidote
But you're forgetting... this is no ordinary elephant.
http://designflute.files.wordpress.c...ng-ganesha.gif
This is a magic elephant.
(Who is unaffected by said poison.)
EDIT: And, yeah, as Fable pointed out by cutting my off, yes they gave him the antidote as well. So, in fact, not only is he unpoisoned, he's double secret unpoisoned. :P
It turns out those are no ordinary eels. They transform into the elephant's evil twin:
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2...y-elephant.jpg
. . . who intends to squeeze his twin to death.
I'm just waiting for the "Elephant stomp" picture
The elephant's evil twin has a change of heart.
he changed his heart and ripped out his twins heart then they made out
The elephant got pwned.
http://www.blueridgecountry.com/imag...e-elephant.jpg
Real story folks. ;)
A crack squad of elephant doctors conveniently on-scene put the heart back into the elephant and save its life, while at the same time killing the evil twin.
The doctors tell the elephant to get some rest so he goes home and doesn't wake up
Smelling salts revive the elephant
salts are drying, he eats them and gets severely dehydrated
rwedoinitrite
A lot of drinking and a good IV drip revive the elephant