Tradgedy: A Mouse's Tale

[Tsen]

Y'know what? I want to kill something. The middle mouse button just stopped working. I needed that button. How am I supposed to use tabbed browsing with no middle mouse button? HOW? ...The most annoying part? It still scrolls, just the click won't work.

[Burns]

You can borrow this one

[Ynot]

Blimey........... Had to do a double take on that image

[Tsen]

lol, Burns. I did a double-take, too.

[irishcream]

yeah, me an' all...for a minute, i wondered what the hell she'd posted!

[Ne-yo]

....

[Burns]

you all have dirty minds

[Ne-yo]

you all have dirty minds [/b] Millions of Images of Mouse's and you chose that one ...LOL

[Tsen]

I still laughed at it when I saw it again. By the way, along similar lines, my cell phone just died--the 5 and 0 keys don't work, so now my text messages look like this: haha, my phone's eys are bro en. i can't use capita s or the etters between i and m. i hadn't noticed unti i tried to text meg and cou dn't type nee. i sti can't. i hadn't ever noticed how hard it is to describe a etter without using it. ...and i rea ized that i dont ever use the etter after i.

[The Blue Meanie]

Millions of Images of Mouse's and you chose that one ...LOL[/b] Is the correct plural "Mices" or "Mouses"? Or "Meece", or what?

[Burns]

Millions of Images of Mouse's and you chose that one ...LOL[/b] that's right

[Ne-yo]

I was only stating Mouse because if it's in the house then it's a mouse And of course Rats are outside But what if that Rat goes in the house, is that rat now a mouse? and what if the mouse goes outside? Is he now a Rat? What if several rats go into a house, are they now mice? or are they mouse's Deep stuff I'll let you guys ponder on that one for a moment..

[boldtypespark]

Is the correct plural "Mices" or "Mouses"? Or "Meece", or what? [/b] Mice... I think, Meeces sounds cool though.

[dsr]

How am I supposed to use tabbed browsing with no middle mouse button? [/b] Get a new mouse? Bribe it with cheese? For Mozilla Firefox, you can control-click on a link in Windows or *nix and command-click in Mac OS X.

[Tsen]

ctrl-click? I didn't know they made a keyboard shortcut for it...that makes things a lot easier. Before I'd have to right-click and select "Open in new tab", which isn't exactly fast. But on the bright side, I won't need to use it for now, because I took apart my mouse and fixed the clicky-thingy. Slipped off to one side and started missing the button, so I just superglued it back into place. Works like a charm!

[Kaniaz]

ctrl-click? I didn't know they made a keyboard shortcut for it[/b] It's been in every IE version I remember, on a historical note. Except it obviously opened a new window instead of a new tab (since tabs have only been implemented since 7) which is about ten times less useful.

[Tsen]

Huh. Well, I feel stupid.

[Kaniaz]

That is not to say I can remember any IE version other than 7. You see, the previous horrors were just blotted out.

[Ne-yo]

That is not to say I can remember any IE version other than 7. You see, the previous horrors were just blotted out. [/b] I was looking at IE 6 on a friends computer the other day and it looked so prehistoric..lol. It's going to be cool when Microsoft implement some skins to choose from, like Firefox has done.