Stupid people that insist on being stupid.

[CymekSniper]

Whenever I try to explain something about computer software and programs people close their ears and don't listen and insist that they are correct. When I tried explaining to my brother that it was possible to exploit e-mail for illegal file sharing he just said that it was a dumb idea and that there were easier ways it could be done. He was correct that there were easier ways it could be done, but wrong that it was a dumb idea due to the fact that this would be a completely new technique of piracy. It would be even more viable if a certain website that allowed you to turn your gmail account into a 30 gig external HD would get fixed by its lazy staff. Last year during school sometime near the end of the year our teacher had nothing left for us to do so he let us use the computers on the last week to play pocket tanks. The computers had the basic version of pocket tanks so one of my classmates brought the full version with all the extensions on a usb drive. My friend also wanted to get the full version and just so happened to have a usb drive with him. We looked up the folder in the computer's program files and opened it. It was then the on looker/big lug named James came in and said, "Copy and paste this program" and pointed out the executable file. I tried explaining to him that it was just the executable file and that my friend needed the entire Pocket Tanks folder on his usb. Nope, according to James the executable was the entire game. BLA BLA BLA we got into a big argument that ended with me saying "Do you know ANYTHING about computers?" He replied "Ya, I built a computer" I stopped right then realizing James was beyond repair and that he could never realize that building a computer had absolutely nothing to do with the problem at hand due to the fact that it involved HARDWARE not SOFTWARE. Yesterday my friends were talking about a porno DVD that one in our group had recently acquired. The antagonist of this story wanted him to burn a copy because he couldn't find any good porn videos on the internet. I told the computer challenged fool that he could get anything and everything he wanted off of Bit Torrent if he were so inclined. He stated that he didn't want to get any viruses from file sharing programs and dismissed the idea, exposing the fact that he didn't know shit about torrents or file sharing programs. I tried my best to explain to him that Bit torrent wasn't a file sharing program but no luck. As the argument went on, I told him that he wouldn't get any viruses from file sharing programs if he didn't download the executable files. Once again, the fool rolled in his own ignorance as he said, "Dude, you don't know shit, file sharing programs give you viruses no matter what you download." I tried my very very best in this last effort to explain to him that even if they did, he could just download anti-virus and anti-spyware programs. He replied "Anti-virus programs don't do anything, they scan it and then you have to pay for the service. They just give you more spyware. " Obviously he was unaware that there were anti-spyware programs that were actually viruses in disguise and had no knowledge of AVG free. I have many more stories to tell about and the stories which I've posted above are actually in a nut shell, there's alot more to them. I just don't get it. Why do people ridicule me when I have the correct knowledge about computers and will happily give them the information they need to become as computer savvy as I? Why won't they just listen to the voice of enlightenment? I won't deny I have before, but I really don't pirate or do anything illegal. I am very knowledgeable in all aspects of the internet and know the basics of html.

[Replicon]

Some people are just wired that way. They will say viruses come from here and there, but ultimately, viruses and spyware come from their idiotic falling for every popup that's disguised to look like an actual error message that says something like "your internet is running slow, click here to make it run fast" and that just opens the floodgates. It's best to leave those people alone and let them wallow in their own ignorance. You can't save them all. There are too many of them. Why else would AOL be so successful? Some say Oct 1, 1993 has finally come in 2005, but I beg to differ

[M-Cat]

Ha ha, nerds are funny. They think they're superior to people because they wasted their life on the computer. I once saw this guy having a nervous breakdown because someone pronounced "Linux" incorrectly,

[CymekSniper]

Ha ha, nerds are funny. They think they're superior to people because they wasted their life on the computer. I once saw this guy having a nervous breakdown because someone pronounced "Linux" incorrectly, Wasted? Now THAT'S funny. Computers are the future. And who says I'm a nerd? I don't want a job working with computers because I think programming and what not is really boring. The reason I have such a large amount of computer-related knowledge is because it greatly helps me in my day to day life where there is growing influence of the computer. BTW all I was trying to do was help these idiots but they simply denied enlightening knowledge.

[Ynot]

BTW all I was trying to do was help these idiots but they simply denied enlightening knowledge. you could try going door-to-door and handing out pamphlets

[Michael]

Wasted? Now THAT'S funny. Computers are the future. And who says I'm a nerd? I don't want a job working with computers because I think programming and what not is really boring. The reason I have such a large amount of computer-related knowledge is because it greatly helps me in my day to day life where there is growing influence of the computer. BTW all I was trying to do was help these idiots but they simply denied enlightening knowledge. Yes, wasted. It is definately a waste of life to sit at the computer all the time. Computers are not everything, you need to explore the world. Computers are the future, but eventually they will be so easy that anyone can use them and do anything they want with them. Get out of your house!!!!!!! I'm only sayin this because I'm STUCK in the house for 2 weeks, and it's only been 1 so far. I've realised how much of a waste this is, and fuck I can't wait till my surgery shit heals and I can have fun again.

[CymekSniper]

Yes, wasted. It is definately a waste of life to sit at the computer all the time. Computers are not everything, you need to explore the world. Computers are the future, but eventually they will be so easy that anyone can use them and do anything they want with them. Get out of your house!!!!!!! I'm only sayin this because I'm STUCK in the house for 2 weeks, and it's only been 1 so far. I've realised how much of a waste this is, and fuck I can't wait till my surgery shit heals and I can have fun again. And who says I don't? I just know a shitload about computers. You are using stereotypes my friend.

[kichu]

you could try going door-to-door and handing out pamphlets Ha ha! That made me laugh out loud. Thanks ynot.

[CymekSniper]

you could try going door-to-door and handing out pamphlets I guess I could but I don't want it to seem like I'm running a pasty-skinned computer cult. Referencing: Watchtower religious zealots

[arby]

you could try going door-to-door and handing out pamphlets I do that =) You should see the smiles on the enlightened peoples faces as they pull out their shotgun.

[hopefullninja]

God, I know what you mean. Most of these computer illiterate people I have broken through to and when they have a question they ask me, but some people(*cough*my mom)simply refuse to listen at all. Mom:"So, why couldn't I get online today?" Me:"Listen. Please try and stay with me here. I have told you-if the little green Ethernet cable is plugged in, it automatically connects us. And it will usually be connected." Mom:"Well I couldn't find out how to get on the actual internet." Me:"You couldn't find the browser icon?" "What's a browser? Stop, wait, what's an icon?" And so on. Very disturbing indeed. Oh, and Cymek, you've gotta learn more than just HTML. The real fun starts with JavaScript and CSS...

[Replicon]

Hmm, careful though, there's a big difference between people who just don't know yet, and people who have been using this stuff for years and are just ignorant in spite of it. Someone like your mom, who just hasn't learned about this stuff, is perfectly normal to ask all those questions. If she's never heard the word "icon" before, of course she'll be confused when you dump a bucket of lingo on her, and define terms using even more lingo. I read about an experiment where the mouse (supposedly the most intuitive input device in computing) was given to someone who's never seen it before. This wasn't some dumbass, it was a highly intelligent PhD academic type who just happened never to have seen a mouse before. It took him a very long time to figure out how it works... ...I think the rantiness of this thread is more directed towards people who've been using their computers for a few years, and still haven't learned that touching the hot pot means you burn your hand (so to speak).

[Ynot]

I read about an experiment where the mouse (supposedly the most intuitive input device in computing) was given to someone who's never seen it before. This wasn't some dumbass, it was a highly intelligent PhD academic type who just happened never to have seen a mouse before. It took him a very long time to figure out how it works... Ha, Scotty on Startrek "Hello Computer" "Err, just use the keyboard"

[R.D.735]

A lot of computer illiterate people who would normally have no excuse to be computer illiterate, just don't seem to care about how computers work, as long as they do. This kind of behavior extends to many different subjects. I think they're afraid that if they learn something, it will push other memories out of their brain.

[hopefullninja]

Ah, but you see, my mom has been using computers long enough to what an icon should be. I seriously think she believes these are user friendly, which of course is true to an extent but you do have to make an effort to learn and remember.

[CymekSniper]

Hmm, careful though, there's a big difference between people who just don't know yet, and people who have been using this stuff for years and are just ignorant in spite of it. Someone like your mom, who just hasn't learned about this stuff, is perfectly normal to ask all those questions. If she's never heard the word "icon" before, of course she'll be confused when you dump a bucket of lingo on her, and define terms using even more lingo. I read about an experiment where the mouse (supposedly the most intuitive input device in computing) was given to someone who's never seen it before. This wasn't some dumbass, it was a highly intelligent PhD academic type who just happened never to have seen a mouse before. It took him a very long time to figure out how it works... ...I think the rantiness of this thread is more directed towards people who've been using their computers for a few years, and still haven't learned that touching the hot pot means you burn your hand (so to speak). Ya that's the thing, Replicon, these people HAVE been using computers for about as long as I have if not longer (such as the case involving my brother) but they just won't fucking listen.

[M-Cat]

Wasted? Now THAT'S funny. Computers are the future. And who says I'm a nerd? I don't want a job working with computers because I think programming and what not is really boring. The reason I have such a large amount of computer-related knowledge is because it greatly helps me in my day to day life where there is growing influence of the computer. BTW all I was trying to do was help these idiots but they simply denied enlightening knowledge. Sorry I offended you. no need to get defensive. Kinda sad that our society is beginning to revolve around computers. Judging from replies, though, at least some people still value having a life.

[Marvo]

Cymek, you're a fucking idiot, and that's why you end up in situations like the ones you've mentioned. First of, don't be a douche, because others are douches. Second, don't expect people to understand everything you know and say. Third, people don't just shut you of, but until you bring proper arguments, and not just "I've been messing with computers since I was 4, I know what the hell I'm talking about yo!", people won't respect your actual skill. Forth, you may be smart, but that doesn't mean you know everything, and should act as such. Clearly, you were supperior in knowledge to your friends in the situations above, but don't shut them and all their arguments of, just because you know better. Ask them to explain, look for reason as to why they would bring up such inane claims. Last, you're terrible at explaining stuff. If you live in an english speaking country, I suggest widening your repitoire of words. Not only computer lingo, but all kinds of words. Don't neccesarily use difficult words when you can, make it simple so people understand. Now, I will come with a claim; Linux's mascot is a walros wearing a Waldo hood. I know this, because I'm highly intelligent, and you're st00pid.

[Michael]

Battle of the nerdz is goin down!!!

[Jeff777]

Cymek, you're a fucking idiot, and that's why you end up in situations like the ones you've mentioned. First of, don't be a douche, because others are douches. Second, don't expect people to understand everything you know and say. Third, people don't just shut you of, but until you bring proper arguments, and not just "I've been messing with computers since I was 4, I know what the hell I'm talking about yo!", people won't respect your actual skill. Forth, you may be smart, but that doesn't mean you know everything, and should act as such. Clearly, you were supperior in knowledge to your friends in the situations above, but don't shut them and all their arguments of, just because you know better. Ask them to explain, look for reason as to why they would bring up such inane claims. Last, you're terrible at explaining stuff. If you live in an english speaking country, I suggest widening your repitoire of words. Not only computer lingo, but all kinds of words. Don't neccesarily use difficult words when you can, make it simple so people understand. Now, I will come with a claim; Linux's mascot is a walros wearing a Waldo hood. I know this, because I'm highly intelligent, and you're st00pid. P.W.N.E.D

[Jeff777]

Battle of the nerdz is goin down!!! You realize as of THIS post you currently have 666 posts right? lolz

[M-Cat]

You realize as of THIS post you currently have 666 posts right? lolz Kind of a waste of a 666th post, if you ask me. He could've done better.

[CymekSniper]

Cymek, you're a fucking idiot, and that's why you end up in situations like the ones you've mentioned. First of, don't be a douche, because others are douches. Second, don't expect people to understand everything you know and say. Third, people don't just shut you of, but until you bring proper arguments, and not just "I've been messing with computers since I was 4, I know what the hell I'm talking about yo!", people won't respect your actual skill. Forth, you may be smart, but that doesn't mean you know everything, and should act as such. Clearly, you were supperior in knowledge to your friends in the situations above, but don't shut them and all their arguments of, just because you know better. Ask them to explain, look for reason as to why they would bring up such inane claims. Last, you're terrible at explaining stuff. If you live in an english speaking country, I suggest widening your repitoire of words. Not only computer lingo, but all kinds of words. Don't neccesarily use difficult words when you can, make it simple so people understand. Now, I will come with a claim; Linux's mascot is a walros wearing a Waldo hood. I know this, because I'm highly intelligent, and you're st00pid. What the FUCK are you talking about? The above argument is purely a fabrication! You don't know me or what I do in these situations! All of these situations begin with me calmly explaining whatever it may be, but then slowly escalate as they deny my knowledge and insist that they are correct without any evidence as to why. Therefore, I don't shut them and their arguments out for they have none. It's only when they persist not having arguments and claiming something to be true against my claims which are supported with good arguments when I get angry. I really should report you to the admins for such an insolent post. Oh and by the way, I've only been working with computers since about two years ago. I've learned much because I accept knowledge far easier.

[Jeff777]

What the FUCK are you talking about? The above argument is purely a fabrication! You don't know me or what I do in these situations! All of these situations begin with me calmly explaining whatever it may be, but then slowly escalate as they deny my knowledge and insist that they are correct without any evidence as to why. Therefore, I don't shut them and their arguments out for they have none. It's only when they persist not having arguments and claiming something to be true against my claims which are supported with good arguments when I get angry. I really should report you to the admins for such an insolent post. Oh and by the way, I've only been working with computers since about two years ago. I've learned much because I accept knowledge far easier. "I really should report you to the admins for such an insolent post." Lol, the entire post was funny but I must say, the italicized bit above was by far the funniest. What would be the basis of your report? So he demeaned your almighty unrivaled superior intellect, he told the truth, grow some balls and get over it.

[CymekSniper]

My god, Oneironaut don't say something about someone you don't know!