Looks like I'm a victim of Facebook's shitty web design and constant insistence on changing shit around for no reason... basically my account is doing crazy shit.

The most annoying thing at the moment is that I have friend requests when I go to the home page but when I click on them there's nothing there.

Also the news feed keeps breaking and the whole site keeps resetting itself or something to an earlier date (my unread emails tab goes back to the same number, etc.); this happens when I click random things such as attempting to accept my friend requests.

And the most frustrating thing of all is that this bug in my profile seems to be built into the actual server, because I've already tried clearing all of my cookies and private data, and using a different browser.

Whaddo I do, techies?