The Erratic dreams of StaySharp

I was in a building I identified as home in the dream, even though it's a totally unknown place. It was night, everything was pretty dark and the light in the room was pretty dim. There were some plants standing around and I think I remember seeing a bunch of jackets on the wall next to a door which was to my right, the room was pretty long and there was a small window ahead.

Something compelled me to do a RC so I pinched my nose and got lucid. Though at first I wanted to go through the door to my right I went for the window ahead of me with my gained lucidity, I prepared to jump out and did another RC to be sure I wasn't doing something stupid, even though I pinched my nose really hard I could feel my nose in reality being free and taking a deep breath. I tried to hover a bit and that worked, but with my low level lucidity a just fell down like a stone when I jumped. Some 10-15m on my way down I was looking upwards to the window I just jumped out, being calm and just taking notice of the fact I don't get the hang of flying right now. The impact was pretty hard (for the ground) but I didn't feel anything much so I got up and walked around a bit. I practiced some walljumps and after a minute or two I saw this dude standing on a roof. He noticed me as well and apparently thought I was some kind of cyborg or mechanical doll, created by a scientist who also created a similar being that once fought this dude. He was happy to see me it seems, because he wanted a good fight so he started attacking me, my lucidity goes down and I see myself roughing him up good with several interesting moves, partially in slow motion.

Halloween in my garden:
Strange but interesting dream where I was in the garden of my secondary home and suddenly some sort of halloween event started and ghosts were appearing all over the place. There was a thin layer of fog on the ground, I saw something reaper-like looking floating through the street.
Back in my garden there was this girl which seemed much like Trance (Andromeda) but with snow white skin and red symbols all over her body, she alse didn't wear anything apart from a bikini which was red and pretty much merged with the other red symbols. There were some other things in my garden I didn't pay attention to as well.

Classmates fighting together:
Me and some (actually unknown) classmates having an intense fight in the city around springtime, it was night.
We were fighting some huge entity and I remember going pretty fast some times, even flying between a few skyscrapers, this entity tried to kill a girl which it managed at some point. It continued to try and grab her soul however without success. I comment about the fact that an entity like him will never be able to touch anyones soul. And then the next time after the battle we were conscious it was already fall, we were in our school (in the entrance section, there were a lot of plants) and it was like we all simultanously remembered something we forgot for several months, and like the past months never happened in the first place

Dreadnought fight:
I had an space fight in the style of X3: Terran Conflict (though I was flying an ship like the Andromeda) and I was neurally linked up to the ship, hence no need for any control equipment. I was fighting this absolutely totally ridiculously huge dreadnought, with 5 huge torpedo launchers on each site, so far apart on the ship I could slip in between 2 of the fired torpedos, which I had to do 2 times in order to get close enough to the enemy. I got into a dead angle of this dreadnought, behind the wing with the torpedos and sended in a few of my torpedos (Hornet type, gave of a mighty thunder on impact, I also had Spyders [whatever they are] and some other type which I didn't bother looking at) and a short moment after that I got that dreadnought to retreat for now. On the sector map I saw other friendly ships (and strangely stations as well) jumping into the sector.
That was quite epic.

Ghost trains:
I was walking outside at night together with 2 other people on a railroad, it looked pretty deserted and I didn't see anything except for the rails, the night sky and the stones on the ground.
There were ghost trains driving, after avoiding one which came from behind one of the dudes balancing on the rail got "hit" by another ghost train approaching is from the front, while the train went through him we told him to go off the rail but he kept on walking without reaction and empty eyes until the train passed.

City escape:
I remember being on a street with lots of people around, I think I was coming out of a building behind me, 3 persons in particular tried to kill me with Gatling’s but I managed to close in on one of them and to force them to lay their Gatling’s down, and after ensuring having enough space I made run for it, the 3 dudes following me with wrenches. I was running through an unknown city so I randomly guessed the best way to escape, and right as I approached a dead end I got support from my friends-in-mission (something like that), and later I remember somehow talking to them in a car.

Spoiler for Random Naughtiness (Mild Sexual Content):

I was together with a girl in a room on a bed and for some reason I asked her whether we'd have fun, and she told me that the game would decide (it was a random moving bar in my HUD). At some point the bar stopped changing and the result was apparently yes so she started to get rid of some clothes (as did I but we both still had underwear). She already seemed to be in the right mood but I got closer to her and pushed myself against her, stroking and prodding her a bit, which made her give me a really horny look. No fun though as the dream ended at that point.

Random Bleach stuff:
I saw Rukia and Ichigo both looking at a girl who had a small cut close to her private parts, due to the cut cloathing you could actually see a bit (it was some stretch textil under tension, hence turning a small cut immediatly into a wide gap), Ichigo was blushing and Rukia told him to look away. At some point later I randomly see them both sitting in a room.

McDonalds Labyrinth and a city tour:
I was in what my dream identified as a McDonalds however it was actually a huge building, I went around looking at stuff and remember there were a lot of small staircases, partially with walls in them that hat slits, barely big enough for me to slip through (actually they were way to small), I got lost in there while trying to get somewhere. I remember a girl turning on a radiator but I to pass through one of these slits I had to get into contact with the heat valve so I told her to wait, which she did and she said something like: "You don't like heat, right?". (Probably a reference to how cold it currently is in real life, and how much I enjoy that fact)
Then I was driving through different places together with 2 other people (one dude at about my age and an older one looking like a politician) in a limousine and we where getting out in a city, we went away from the car a few meters when we told the politician to go back and lock the car, then the other dude was approached by a girl who knew him and kissed him (after opening his helmet, for whatever reason he was wearing it I shall never know) and I was waiting impatiently for the 2 because the place we were about to go to looked interesting.

Exploration:
I was in a huge building (yet again) and I went exploring through the 4 main floors, each with several rooms with interesting stuff to explore and a few working classes I was supposed not to disturb. There were also a lot of strange moving pictures in the intersections. Before reaching the top floor someone told me I'd be right in time for the start of an food experiment (dated for 14:00) and later there was this race, including an failing Onix and an Mew up top which transformed itself into a carryable yet big piece of chocolate in a plastic wrapping (probably as disguise) on which I remember to read something like (Mew 0151afk [most likely a pun on the ZIP code format and afk from away from keyboard]).

Split Finger or Zombie Freeman:
Two dreams with a nearly similar end. I was in an electronics shop talking with someone while being in the body of another person. I looked at my pointing finger (no clue which side) and noticed there was a deep cut in it, and one side was white, probably dead. I did some other stuff; I think I was talking to the staff there. The next time I looked at my finger it was completely split in half, and I was only able to properly control one side, while the other moved erratically. Then I woke up simultaneously to thinking: "Dream fucking fuck" (direct quote).
The alternative was me in a long hall with red carpet and a lot of doors, seeing Gordon Freeman as a zombie swinging with his cane, coming in my direction. This time with me waking up simultaneously to thinking: "Whoa, fucking fuck" (direct quote).

Sasuke Ghost + Materialization + Wormhole = Silence:
I was (3rd person I think) floating above a grey city. All buildings were slightly damaged, however completely empty, no people no furniture no other stuff. Just plain walls. I saw Sasuke floating around with a cloak and glowing red eyes, he was sort of a ghost. Something happened which materialized him and he smashed into a small building, revealing a violet/blue glowing wormhole which swallowed him.

Spoiler for Odd dice game (Sexual Content):

I was in an unknown room with an nice looking girl and we were about to have sex, however she had pain upon starting normally, so she told me to search for an alternative. I had 2 six-sided dice which could produce 10 different results each (well, nice dream paradox) and threw them for an idea. They showed 1 and 2, of which one meant "Anal". So I asked her for an opinion but after noticing she was frozen like a crashed program I woke up
I also remember there was an bathroom involved at some point of this dream, I think right before we went into the bedroom, but not sure.

Odd Entertainment:
I was in an entertainment park, there were more people than in my average dreams but still less than in a real park. I was having fun on a stationary ride much like a wave swinger but going a lot higher, when the ride was over I just occasionally jumped the 40m down, someone apparently had a problem with me leaving the ride like that, but I told him to go se someone about it and wether anyone cares, so he just left me alone. In another part of that dream I was ridiculously hungry and I remember some unknown girl (maybe I was there with a group like a class etc.) buying some burgers for me but not finding me though I was always less than 20 meters around. She ended up throwing them away, turning around, seeing me and then running away crying. I was pretty annoyed at my potential free food and food wasted generally as well, not to mention I had no clue what was going on either. And went into one of the restauraints and tried to relax but some other people (probably out of this group) were making a ruckes and one of them poked me and got a threatening reaction from me. They gently left me alone for a moment and as I started to relax in the dream I woke up.

Bazillion years old:
I was outside, it was very cloudy and slightly dark already. Everything looked a bit blue due to the light. I had no clue were I was heading, the place looked remotely like my original town of birth but it was to much off, effectively leaving me not knowing were I was, just knowing I had some sort of target. Out of the grass this dude started to attack me, but I repelled him every single time, potentially injuring him all the time but while he couldn't do anything to me he wasn't eager to give up as well. He eventually told me how ridiculously old he was, something between 10^30 and 10^40 I think, the phrase alone was darn long. But I just tried to go on and kept on fending him off until the dream faded.

Devil Cat:
I was on some sort of huge wall, made out of stone and I could pretty much look down into the land. On the wall was a tower where I went up I think. The main part was about this cat, it was frustrated and told me that people were declaring it as some sort of devil (obviously meant in a negative way). I remember stroking the cat sometime afterwards, she was white with big black dots, and the black dots were a lot warmer than the white.

I was in a ridiculously huge sized complex (easily city-size) on some railroads together with my girlfriend. We jumped onto one of the slow going trains and I even had some sort of seat with me, and we stayed a while driving around the complex. The biggest part we got to see was looking like some concrete desert, with nothing interesting around. After some while we came across the more complex parts and I saw crossing railroads, people and strange rooms. At some point we got down because we didn’t wanted to be seen, but somehow my girlfriend was gone for the moment. I went to one of the rooms, which was sort of like a big open bathroom, with a glass door and walls and individually closed cabins. For any very odd reasons I had the keys for the doors and was doing some senseless stuff around there, locking and unlocking the door a few times in the process. Some of the dudes (a lot bigger than me) seemed to be pissed about the possibility of being locked in there. After some short but actually harmless fight I decided to cancel this shit and killed him with fire, he was pretty much exploding. There was some woman behind me, saying something and the scene was changing a lot, looking back the complex was gone and instead I locked straight into a city in bright daylight. I think some water came rushing in from the left, were the street was going down into the main city I think. The dream didn’t stop there but my recall became pretty hazy.

Judging by the city my recall resumed later:
I was in a bus or tram sitting on a seat besides the window on the left of the vehicle. There was a girl sitting on the handrail in front of me and my girlfriend right of her. She told me to switch to the free seat on my right, so I did and she leaned back onto me. We both chilled there for a while till the dream faded.

I was on the street of a completely unknown city, it was a pretty rural place and nature didn’t seem to be impaled much to build that city. It was night and the sky was clear, as I looked up I saw several flying objects, up closer than normal planes. I saw a few space shuttles, and talked to some of the DC’s around about that. Then I saw something completely strange and began to follow it as good as I could. Apparently one of the houses there seemed familiar to me after the trees on the right side of the street cleared up, it was standing on a small hill. I went inside searching for some binoculars. The house was constructed in a strange way but it was pretty cool. I talked with some voice inside of the house, it probably told me something about that I should continue my WILD attempts or something like that. But I opened one of the doors and looked outside (it was early dawn, it looked very beautiful and realistic), and I said something like “Instead I should make use of this dream first”, and I immediately remembered what I wanted to do upon becoming lucid, I tried to apply the lucidity visor but my vision turned black. I had barely enough time to be annoyed that my lucid faded right the moment I was going to make use of it but I didn’t have any time for stabilizing.

It was pretty odd but interesting to become lucid through saying it like that myself even though I had no prior knowledge of dreaming.

Save the crocodile:
I was walking on a normal street, a few people were annoying me. I came acrosse a sandbox with a small bridge which turned into a pool with a few crocodiles. I fell into the pool and grabed one of the heavily injured crocodiles, and carried it with me. The same bridge suddenly extended over a vast see with an island in the iddle. Inside was a huge gate with an ridiculously huge room behind. I saw some sort ofbig endboss which I had to fight in order to save the crocodile.

Violation of natural laws:
I was in a complex of two buildings that sort of extended underground and were connected above the ground. There were thunderstorms all over the place but the clouds were just a few meter above the ground. The connection was flooded but rather than flowing down the water stayed up there. Down in one of the buildings I found an odd pyramid, I brought the top of it back into its original shape through some impossible geometric modifications.

Sort of lucid:
I was in my current home town and I have been fighting some people together with a few companions. Without reason I did an nose-plug RC and noticed I was dreaming, however I didn't understand at all what that means and just continued with the dream, being in a hazy state of mind.