08-28-07:
I was in a house with my girlfriend and some guy who we were letting stay with us for a few days while he waited on our other friend to come get him from another town. We were sitting around talking when I noticed a storm cloud outside, so I went to the window to check it out.
I saw a VERY low hanging storm cloud (as in five feet from the roof of the house), and sheets of rain falling directly to the west. I also noticed more clouds moving towards the house, and so I went back into the house. The guy staying with us saw the clouds as well, and I asked him if it would be best if we went to the house directly north of ours (which was my childhood home), or if we should stay in the house we were in. As soon as I asked it I realized we should stay in the house we were in for safety reasons, and said as much to him.
So I went back in to inform my girlfriend that there was a storm. She was text messaging some people when I told her that she needed to get ready because of the storm. She got frightened and said she was going to take a shower. At this point I was glad because I wanted to read her text messages to see what she was saying. I was still looking through the phone for text messages when it rang loudly and my girlfriend heard it. It was my father, who was on his way to the house with several other people. He directed my attention to a news broadcast which talked about a tornado that was coming directly toward us through the small town where I grew up.
After seeing the broadcast (and noticing Stormtroopers from Star Wars standing guard at the town borders for some reason), I realized that the tornado would hit us soon and that we should be prepared. I also realized that it was possible I might die in the tornado if I wasn't safe. I told my girlfriend that I was going to get a matress from one of the beds so we could put it over ourselves in the closet when it came time to hunker down.
I looked at the home across the way and noticed a few people walking up to it trying to get in. I asked someone if those were the people who lived there now, and they said yes. I decided to get a closer look at it.
As I walked up I noticed a huge wooden pavillion that was constructed in the middle of the large yard of my childhood home. I noticed several other smaller ones located around the yard as well. There was also a new addition to the home painted the same grayish color as the pavillions. I was on the phone with my mom by now, making sure she was okay and that the tornado missed her. She was very frightened, but said that she was safe. I was describing the changes that the new owners had made to my childhood home, and also explained that there was now a McDonald's and Subway located behind the house. She said that was interesting and that she was looking to go to Disney World in Florida soon. She asked me if I could spare $119 to pay for part of my sister's expenses to go there with her. I hemmed and hawed because I didn't want to part with the money. I told her to go to Disneyland in California because it was more fun, and that if she did not only would I pay for my sister I would go to. She said it was more expensive to go there and I told her it wasn't. By this time my girlfriend, my father, my sister, and some other people were walking along the beach, watching the tornado from a distance. We were making our way to McDonald's when one of my sister's friends came out of it and started talking to my girlfriend. I used this moment of distraction to check my girlfriend's text messages again, although everytime I couldn't find the text messages menu and most of the words for the menus on there were scrambled.
My dad sent my sister into McDonald's to get some food, and we all kept walking down the beach, apparently oblivious to the large tornado heading straight for us.
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My little brother and I were playing hide and seek at night in some bland suburb. As we did so, I was running to go hide and I saw two black dogs sitting close to each other. They at first started barking loudly then calmed down. I saw they were protecting a litter of newborn puppies, and I decided that I wanted one for a pet. I called my brother over and he brought my sister and other family members. As we were looking in the dark for the perfect puppy, I noticed they had changed shaped and now looked like brown chicks (as in, baby chickens).
So these brown chicks were running around on the ground, and they were also burrowed into the dirt, and I accidentally crushed one while I was leaning on the ground, as I didn't know it was hiding underneath the topsoil.
I finally caught a few of them and we took them into the house. I put them in a box in the closet, and left them there while I looked for a flashlight.
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I was at a bar on a Friday night, waiting for friends to arrive so we could party all weekend. The entrance to the bar was located next to the entrance to a restaurant, and to get to the bar you had to walk up a wooden staircase.
When I got to the top I saw my cousin standing there. I gave him a hug and asked where he has been, since I hadn't seen him in a long time. He said he had been in prison for a while, but was obviously out now and wanted to show me what he had been up to.
We went into the backroom of the club, where there was someone smoking something. My cousin pulled out a cigar and told me he had been selling these cigars that were laced with some sort of new super-crack cocaine.
He led me down another stairwell and we were suddenly in the projects, in a near-abandoned apartment building. He gave one of the cigars to a junkie, and lit it for him. The junkie smoked it, and suddenly some shouted that the police were coming, and we all took off running.
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It was night, and I was riding a bicycle through a suburban neighborhood that I didn't recognize. I knew there was a specific house that I had to break into in order to retrieve some documents that some criminals had stolen. I got into the house and was looking through a safe that I cracked when a guy walked into the room with a gun pointed at me. He was one of the criminals, and said he was going to shoot me. I somehow wrangled the gun from him and shot him by accident, so I left on the bicycle.
As I left the neighborhood, a police cruiser began to follow me so I cycled into a concrete drainage ditch and jumped one of the slopes to clear a chain link fence. The officer came into the ditch as well but was unable to jump the fence. From that point I knew the police would be looking for me, so I knew I had to get rid of the guns (which were actually toy guns). So I frantically searched for a trash bin, and found one behind a supermarket. There were a bunch of kids congregated around it, so as they talked I crushed the toy guns with my hands and threw the pieces into it.
A cop appeared and started questioning everyone just as I threw the last piece in.
I somehow left without being apprehended, even though I was sure they were going to catch me and put me into prison the rest of my life.
I ran through the neighborhood behind the supermarket until I came to a small elementary school. One of the teachers told me that a professor there was in on the criminal conspiracy, and she knocked him out and put him in a car.
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