Kayso_Dias
Scire Verum

I THINK I may have met a dream guide (non lucid), or simply a quirky character.

Dream Guide
He was standing on a street corner underneath a lamp post where the sidewalk and streets were all cobblestone. He wore a rain coat of sorts and besides that I couldn't really see his face or remember it, but he was telling a story of a dream of his, which was about Jesus.

He spoke like a stand up comedian, or a teacher. His dream, that he was talking about went like this, starting off with advice: "Don't write down any dreams about Jesus unless you get permission. One time I had a dream and I had no idea it was Jesus, I was in a single room office (or something) and my head was too big to get into the door, and it was hitting the pipes, but he told me his name was James Charleston (can't exactly remember the name but the initials were indeed JC). I felt like were were just in this room with the thinnest barrier from the outside world in the middle of the dessert. and I was looking all around the room for dream signs, at the table and floor and walls, but I didn't notice a woman holding a child, and when i realized what I saw and who they were I realized 'Holy shit!' I'm dreaming"

Crazy Guy
I was in my basement trying to take off the door that leads into my basement from the back porch. The door was black without windows. (real door is brown with 9 square windows on the top half). As I was taking that door off outside I heard someone yell "Don't water my lawn!" and I recognized that voice from another dream before.
I tried to lock the second door that leads to the outside, but i couldn't because part of it was bent that didn't allow it to close. Somehow it repaired itself (I should have said WHOAH IM DREAMING!) I eventually noticed a third lock on my door (another whoah im dreaming! but didn't). I finally locked it and put the black door up against the other one.

At that point a man was looking into the window of the locked door. He had a big dirty beard and a very wrinkly face. I tried to hide behind the black door but he saw me somehow... as if it were transparent and pointed right at me.

I woke up feeling pretty creeped out.

Dream 1: I was in my house, 2nd floor. My cousins were there and there was a computer in the hallway.

Dream 2:My Girlfriend (Ashley) and I in my room. Not gonna give details since I don't know how to do the spoiler thingy.

Dream 3: My friends and I were in a Hogwarts like castle. We went outside and it was snowing and people were littered all over the fields. Ashley and I decide to go back in. It's a huge empty space but very ornate and Castle-like. We're walking on the upper balcony, it is very dark here, as if only lit by a few candles and torches. We hear someone coming so we hide in an alcove that has some covering to it. As we're hiding two guards walk by without noticing anything... and then a DRAGON appears, but just the head since its as big as the alcove we're hiding in. He sniffs about and as he's about to walk away my jeans scrape against the brick covering just a little bit and the Dragon turns back. We continue to stay motionless and eventually the Dragon walks away.

I was skateboarding down a street. Someone said something about another someone going to University of Wisconsin. My friend Sam calls me to find out who, but I'm busy Skateboarding. I get onto the Highway ad switch to Rollerblades (Which I DO know how to ride)

Douche
I only remember learning how to use a douche at the Dollar Store. No idea why.

Cars


My Friends dad owns That car there. I've only been in, and seen it once. Long before this dream

For some reason it was in a garage parked RIGHT up against another car. Like scraped against it. Thats all.
Should I had become lucid... I would have gone for a joy ride. maybe drove it off/over a bridge or something.

Back at School
I back at my High School looking for a teacher of mine. His class was moved to a different room. As I was walking down the halls, which were screaming "THIS IS A DREAM" not litterally but the walls were all slanted and had a blue tinge to them, I saw a friend who was talking about her clothes and how she made them. (I had seen her earlier at Joanne Fabrics taking a sewing class). I finally walked down a hallway and found the teacher I was looking for. I wanted to talk to him about Dreams.

There was about 3 other people around him so I decided to just continue on and ended up in the bathroom.
The bathroom was a blue maze. and every little dead end was a toilet/urinal. the ceiling was also very low and all the spaces were pretty cramped. I found a toilet and used it and heard two people (one guy one girl) talking about how He hadn't hit that yet. He left and didnt wash his hands and two other girls were standing outside the door were all like "eew". SO I washed my hands and a i walked out there was a big pile of blankets and trash in a laundry bin type thing.

6/8/10
Part 1:A False Awakening
I woke up to get some water, but apple juice came out of the faucet instead.

Part 2:
I am riding a skateboard to my friend's house (I don't know how to skateboard, and in fact JUST learned how to ride a bike...) I was about to enter the park, and I saw 3 people, 1 male 2 female. One of the girls was very light skinned and holding a dog, and the other girl was dark skinned and holding a baby, and behind them was the man with a stroller. They were discussing something about adopting dogs and babies and slavery, How they were the same thing.
The guy behind them was like "hold up, that is not even close to being the same thing!"

At this point I continued down a path until i got to a set of stairs with very artistically placed bushes, and had a lot of white marble ledges and benches etc. I was riding the skateboard and Ollieing onto benches, but when I ollied i would glide and fly almost to the next point. It felt great and I kept doing that for a while until I got a text from my friend about being green and something about the earth.

I got a text from the friend who's house I was going to and got back onto a street. Off to the distance at a bus stop 2 people were talking about Regina Spektor's "Better"

I ignored that and looked down the street an all of a sudden it was about 10:46. Yes 10:46 i have no idea why it was that specific. But down the street it looked pretty shady and went down anyway (walking now) and saw a mob of guys in jerseys carrying a dude dressed like Vanilla Ice and they passed me and dropped him onto the ground and started beating him up and I walked into a sports shop. A man asked me for some pennies and I had a bunch of change in my pocket. The guy who was beaten up walked into the store, I asked him why he got beat up, and the owner if i could call a cab so I didn't have to take the train home. I noticed some porno type posters on the wall before the dream ended.