When the moon comes a-fallin'

When the moon comes a-fallin'

I wanna be a mask salesman



The locrians are here

So open your ears

The locrians are here

They'll buy you a beer



When the moon comes a-fallin'

When the moon comes a-fallin'

I wanna be a mask salesman



The locrians are calling

They're joking and loling

The locrians are callin

As the moon is falling



When the moon comes a-fallin'

When the moon comes a-fallin'

I wanna be a mask salesman



The moon is falling!

The moon is falling!



Two for the price of one!