Thread: garbage in, garbage out

"well, well, well..." he said as he basked in his self-rightousness, "It looks like I'm right again".

He was amazed that he could manage living 72 years without ever being wrong. But it never fails. EVen when he was wrong he was right. "Garbage in, garbage out" he'd say, blaming his wrongs on mis-information and communication break-down.

"Ok George" his 67 year old counter-part replied sarcastically,"If it makes you feel better. Whatever makes you feel better!"

So, with that said, George pistol whipped his wife to death in the living room. And it did make him feel better.

"I've been wanting to do that for 20 years", George said as he began to clean up.

George eventually was put on trial for the murder of his wife. He chose to represent himself. He didn't deny it and he even told them how it hapened. But he did manage to convince the courts that everyone's action's are a direct result of thier brain chemistry and surroundings. "Garbage in, garbage out" was his defense. He demonstrated his defense by putting garbage into a bag and then taking it out again. Needless to say, he won the case.

After winning the case, and his freedom, he filed a class-action lawsuit against the prison system, and managed to free every prisoner in the country. WIth the release of prisoners brought total chaos to the nation. Not because the ex-convicts were causing trouble, but because the unemployed ex-prison gaurds, now possesed by the tooth fairy, unleashed thier rage upon anyone and everything. The violence and the chaos lasted 3 days until the tooth fairy got bored and went home.

Peace was restored, the tooth Fairy went home, and George took a nap.

The End