There once was a duck, who had bad luck,
that was flattened and killed by a truck.
His life was short, and unimportant.
And his last words we're "this sucks"

Slo-mo Joe had a foe named Bo.
Who said "I'll kick your ass, if see you at the show"
So, Slo-mo Joe went to the show so, he could
let his foe know that he won't go nowhere.