Arr, I Wrote This Last Night

[Xantox]

Just a quick fun one: The whales pod past the creaky keel As the ol' scab Ramos grips at the wheel. The ocean breaks from its usual spray For aught but a mist damps the men that day. The captain Kanarb steps out on the deck, Rubbing the tat on the back of his neck. A hoot, a holler, he shouts, "Ahoy! T'day be a fine day fer rum muh boys!" And quickly, slickly, with thunderous roar The lads dispose of the entire store.

[Man of Steel]

Oh man, that was great. Very good cadence, methinks. Edit: I just read it aloud in a very pirate-like voice. Sounded awesome.

[MementoMori]

Arrgh, Yo ho yo ho as we row! tie ye mast's and adjust yer riggins! fer' me it be a pirate livin' ! Steal ther wenches and ther rum in' load em full O' Blunderbuss! fer we be pirate scum! Arrgh! Yo ho yo ho Shiver me timbers an a hoist me sails we be takin to milady the sea our eaven n' arr 'ell If it's liver green ye a beeyin then walk the plank yo harty fer it be th' sharks ye be seeyin' ! Arrgh Yo ho yo ho! ne'er a rest fer me rum hand, ne'er to live on dry land but for ever i shall sail me ocean sea Yo ho, yo ho matey's Ah Pirates Life fer Me! *under yer breath*-Yo ho

[Xantox]

Oh man, that was great. Very good cadence, methinks. Edit: I just read it aloud in a very pirate-like voice. Sounded awesome. Haha thanks, I did it in like 5 minutes and thought it was cool. And Momento, I liked it but I just couldn't quite catch the cadence. Mind parsing it up for me?

[Spenner]

Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is alright to be, Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! ...But yeah, that was radical.