well heres this one i dont know some people think ime over doing it with the description id tend to agree but i think it fits for the story so if thats your opinion u can go fuck yourself lol no jk.. but really tell me what you tink

girls just wanna have fun: a love story



She made him completely forget about the wreck, about the cars; each sluggishly maneuvering their way around a maze of red cones and yellow tape, like blood cells through a clogged artery. The cold reminder of chaos dropped each of their jaws as they passed. He paid no attention to them. Soon they were off again speeding down the freeway’s veins in an endless succession of whizzing blurs.

She looked over her shoulder, then back at him. “It's almost sunset,” she said as the sun slowly melted behind her, turning the sky into a cold citrus.

“Will you follow me?”

He stuttered, “I…I don’t…who are you?”

Her eyes fluttered, elliptical and elegant. They reminded him of a butterflies wings; a radiating whirlpool of brilliant color and pattern, intricate and alluring. He admired them like a painter’s masterpiece… flawless.

“Thank you,” she said, her mosaic eyes becoming more beautiful as they flashed in the sinking sunlight like a stained-glass cathedral. “Don’t be scared now, follow me...”

“Follow… follow you where?”

“Into the sky; the moon will sing for us as we watch the stars shoot through the clouds… will you, please?"

Her dark hair danced in the breeze, swift and fine. He imagined a billion threads of silk, each one softer and smoother than the next.

“But… I don’t think I can… what about my family? What about…”

He knew he would follow her anywhere. His concerns were just involuntary nerve spasms of guilt twitching like an insect’s plucked leg.

"Don’t worry… just come to me." Her smile was sweet and gentle—comforting as a mother’s hug.

He went to her. Her white gown flowed over his body like smoke. They embraced and intertwined like DNA trough mating snakes, and when her bright fluorescent eyes sunk into her head, leaving behind two dark, hallow craters; he got nervous.

He started to get hot.

He blinked and looked around: death, fire and brimstone, everywhere. His foot was shackled to a slab of molten rock. The stench of sour meat and human excrement made love and bore a family inside his nostrils. Sounds of shearing metal became white noise and crackling flames whipped with the winds of horrific screams scalding off tortured souls.

His angel had left him. Instead there was a little red, goat-headed demon standing behind him fervently poking him in the ass with a pitchfork.

“Well I’ll be damned,” the man said shaking his head. “I knew I should have stayed home today.

so then man meets carl the goat demon whos from newyork (stereotype with accent and all) and has balls that are spikey like porcupines, which he has to eat for part of hell punishment(his balls grow back) and later helps guy meet lady demon he had fallen in love with (hilarious escapade ensues) and they live happily ever after ! END