"Ecstasy??!! OMFG they totally put heroin in that!" |
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You guys and your witty replies to stupid remarks from people! "No I was watching a different movie..." |
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"Ecstasy??!! OMFG they totally put heroin in that!" |
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ok i know this isn't exactly stupid but it really annoys me: |
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My kitty Wooole!, i love you julan!!!!
"EVERY TIME MASTURBATION KILLS, GOD TURNS YOU INTO A KITTEN!!!"
(Don't ask how the topic came up) |
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OK, this last one reminded me of some model in my country, that was intreviewd in a talk-show: |
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A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service
and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
Buddha
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Cats can drive cars. |
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"If ghosts hands go through everything, how do they cut holes in the sheets to wear?" |
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Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
Look out on a summers day,
with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
"Do Canadians have Christmas too?" |
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Let me see.. what's the last thing I said? |
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wow having a job like that must piss you off sometimes, you just want to grab the CD player and smash it over their head:p |
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My kitty Wooole!, i love you julan!!!!
"EVERY TIME MASTURBATION KILLS, GOD TURNS YOU INTO A KITTEN!!!"
Haha, dealing with and solving the problems of idiots is how I make my living. Though, in fairness, most customers do have legitimate problems that are in need of repair. What always amazes me is how many people don't know how to work their own equipment that they've owned for years. Truly mind-blowing. |
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My hubby gets computer questions sometimes about how the person can't get the computer to turn on. |
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Here's some classics, |
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Once, a couple of friends and I were talking about a girl, and my friend said, and I quote, "she's hotter in person than she is in real life". |
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Still can't WILD........
Oh god, as well as psionics are real. |
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'if your eyebrows could move they would say a million things' - said by me |
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"Your unsuited for the rage of war so pack up, go home, your through.
How could I, make a man, out of you!"
A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service
and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
Buddha
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҈҈My music҈҈
"vote or die" |
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Still can't WILD........
My boss at my previous job at a small startup said this in a company meeting: |
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Last edited by dodobird; 07-25-2007 at 07:55 AM.
A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service
and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
Buddha
҉
҈҈My music҈҈
Psionics is being all phsychic and being able to control stuff with your mind. As far as I'm concerned it's a load of [insert expletive]. |
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Oh, well actually psi is a controversial issue, with tons of extremely serious and intelligent scientists involved in researches related to it. I for one know it's real because I had once an undeniably precognitive dream. |
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A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service
and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
Buddha
҉
҈҈My music҈҈
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