Ask me (almost) ANYTHING about myself

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-12-2008 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Have you had sex yet? If so, how was it? Preferably embarrassing stories please...

I have with 1 person, my ex gf, back home in new york, although i experimented with a guy before i did with a girl, but it wasnt full on sex so i guess it doesn't count

anyways, It was INCREDIBLE, very good for the both of us

I was the virgin but she had a few experiences at the time so, pretty much she came on to me one day, stripped down naked and just dominated me, i was on the bottom and she was on the top alot of times.

anyways so yea it was incredible for both of us, she said for a virgin i was extremely long lasting...

just imagine how long I last now

EDIT:so yea you wanted details mes i know, theres ONE embarrassing part of this story

so yea as she was undressing and i was also, my bumbling idiot friend strolls into her backyard and knocks on her window and annoys us, it was my first time for gods sake and he had to come ruin it.

so anyway, she yells at him and tells him to get lost were busy then hes like oo your doing it!, like some kind of child....

anyway so after that we close the windows, blinds, lock the doors and OH MY GOD, did she teach me a thing or 2, or 3...or 4....

but yea overall, for me sex worked out very fantastic.

**Mes Tarrant** · 03-12-2008 10:11 PM

Hehe!

Edit: Wait, I just said something and completely changed my mind about it.

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-12-2008 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Hehe!

Edit: Wait, I just said something and completely changed my mind about it.

huh? what was it???

I would tell my same sex story but im afraid everyone will puke...lol

(wasn't really sex anyways..)

**kaeraz** · 03-12-2008 10:24 PM

What part of Arizona are you from? Feel free not to answer if you think I'm going to stalk you.

What do you like most about Arizona?

If you were a genie, what kind of container would you like to be in? And you'd better not say a lamp...

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-12-2008 10:27 PM

Originally Posted by kaeraz

What part of Arizona are you from? Feel free not to answer if you think I'm going to stalk you.

What do you like most about Arizona?

If you were a genie, what kind of container would you like to be in? And you'd better not say a lamp...

Phoenix, I like the winter, the mountains, but the drivers are complete idiots

what kinda container...hmmm a diamond or something

**Xox** · 03-12-2008 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by guerilla

I would tell my same sex story but im afraid everyone will puke...lol

(wasn't really sex anyways..)

I demand you tell it.

**Bayside** · 03-12-2008 10:43 PM

What's your most embarrassing memory/story?

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-12-2008 11:20 PM

Originally Posted by Xox

I demand you tell it.

well, if you ask, okay!

WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE SAME SEX TALK DO NOT READ BELOW, i warned you!

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Ok so, here it goes, so me and my friend, I'll call him bob, his real name isn't bob but, thats the replacement i chose

so anyways, I was friends with him for quite some time, we worked together...well thats how we met, at work...cause he trained me how to do the job and whatnot..

Anyways, throughout our friendship, we were pretty close, we hung out alot and one day he told me he was Bi, and I was shocked cause I hadn't had a clue.

So anyways, since he admitted he was bi, it was eating me up mentally because deep down I knew I wasn't straight either and he was the only person i knew and trusted to tell that i wasn't straight either.

So we discussed that orientation stuff for a while, and one night i got drunk with him and some of his friends and he claimed i tried to hit on him but he stopped me cause i was drunk, nice kid eh?

anyways, so one day i was speaking to him online and i just said it to him, i think im bisexual also but im not 100% sure, and he offered to well, give me a bj.

So i agreed nervously (i wasn't and am not attracted to him)

so he came over my house, i ripped my clothes off and well, he got DOWN, to business hehe...

so yea mistakenly, i left my bedroom windows open and i was moaning like a school girl i swear to you the neighboors were like looking outside from their windows going like, what the heck was that? LOL

so i slammed my windows shut so i can moan loudly like a woman some more

and well to be honest it was the most incredible orgasm i've ever had in my ENTIRE life, and with a guy im not attracted to, i can only IMAGINE how wonderful it would be to be with a guy im attracted to!

so yea i don't want to get into any gritty details but, overall it was absolutely amazing..and thats the day i fully realised i was Bisexual.

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-12-2008 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Bayside

What's your most embarrassing memory/story?

This one's going to take a minute to remember.

Oh i've got one!...

back in middle school, i don't remember who told but, someone was going around telling people my middle name, its Maria..a girls name, at the time i was VERY insecure about my sexuality and terrified of ANYONE suspecting i wasnt straight.

the most embarrassing thing is that people i didnt even know would walk up to me in school and sing that song "MARIA MARIAAAAAAA"

(wyclef jean song from the late 90's)

that was the single most embarrassing time of my life,

this lasted months, no joke, probably even years until high school came along and i guess everyone just forgot about it.

but yea, thats one of my most embarrassing times.

**Mes Tarrant** · 03-13-2008 12:41 AM

Holy crap, why did your parents give you that middle name??

I mean I might be socially conservative in saying this, but you identify yourself as a dude, right... so you need a dude's middle name.

Nice sex story btw. I'm a little grossed out by the fact that you agreed to do something with someone you weren't attracted to, though.

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-13-2008 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Holy crap, why did your parents give you that middle name??

I mean I might be socially conservative in saying this, but you identify yourself as a dude, right... so you need a dude's middle name.

Nice sex story btw. I'm a little grossed out by the fact that you agreed to do something with someone you weren't attracted to, though.

yea well, i just HAD TO KNOW, ya know? I had no other way of knowing without hitting on a good looking guy and getting my ass kicked, yea it was a bit sleazy that i didn't like him but...the past is past lol.

and to my middle name, my mom told me that it signifies protection from the w/e you call it in christianity the holy mother or w/e the hell its called, mary...(my religion knowledge is lacking, havent been to church in almost 10 years..)

so yea they were all religious in picking the name, but i always yelled at her for naming me that....bleh its ok i guess, goes with my bi-nature lol half guy half girl

**b12** · 03-13-2008 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I'm a little grossed out by the fact that you agreed to do something with someone you weren't attracted to, though.

...Have you ever heard of Alcohol?

**Mes Tarrant** · 03-13-2008 03:24 AM

Originally Posted by b12

...Have you ever heard of Alcohol?

Wow, I want to be like you some day.

He wasn't drunk, anyway, unless he left that bit out.

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-13-2008 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Wow, I want to be like you some day.

He wasn't drunk, anyway, unless he left that bit out.

I wasn't drunk, I was just desperate to find out if I was Bi or not lol

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-19-2008 09:40 PM

no more crazy questions huh? you guys are fun!

**dragonoverlord** · 03-20-2008 09:27 AM

Geurrilla do you prefer coke or pepsi?

**ChrissyMaria** · 03-20-2008 04:34 PM

neither, I don't drink soda, but when I did it was Coke pretty much exclusively

I only drink water mostly now, milk, beer, wine, liquor

**ChrissyMaria** · 06-24-2008 06:59 PM

I've decided to revive the thread, I'm bored lol

**Croneus** · 06-24-2008 09:52 PM

In what situation would you be perfectly willing to give your life for another, and who would that person be?

**Exhalent** · 06-24-2008 09:58 PM

What is your favorite roller coaster?

**ChrissyMaria** · 06-24-2008 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Croneus

In what situation would you be perfectly willing to give your life for another, and who would that person be?

I would give my life for another if a specific person was suffering or something, and I'm not sure who it would be to be honest

Originally Posted by Exhalent

What is your favorite roller coaster?

None, I am terrified of heights, I would never set foot on one

**psychology student** · 06-25-2008 12:21 AM

"Is it true that there is a part in your brain, that if you shoot it, it will explode"?

**ChrissyMaria** · 06-25-2008 02:27 AM

if you shoot any part it explodes, bullets do that

**vivedream** · 06-25-2008 06:08 AM

What are your favorite hobbies, and why?
Do you like cats? Dogs? Which do you like better?
If you could be someone else for a day, who would you choose and why?
Do you speak any other languages? What ones?
What traits do you admire in others?
What three things are you most proud of at this point in your life?
Are you happy right now? What does happiness mean to you? If you are not happy, what do you think will bring you happiness?
You are getting in your car to drive someplace...where are you going?
What is your favorite meal?

**CoLd BlooDed** · 06-25-2008 10:17 PM

Can you speak spanish?

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