Thread: Consuming Pineal Gland

Consuming brain tissue sounds very suspicious. Whose brain are they putting into the capsules? Some poor bastard from a Chinese prison? Nasty, ikky, gross. Bad karma, amigo. Please don't do this.

Sounds about right as the pineal gland releases DMT when we're born and when we die supposedly, and DMT is a very strong psychedelic!

Originally posted by ZenVortex
Consuming brain tissue sounds very suspicious. *Whose brain are they putting into the capsules? *Some poor bastard from a Chinese prison? *Nasty, ikky, gross. *Bad karma, amigo. *Please don't do this.

Yeah, I'd rather use Lucid Clock and my mp3!

I remember the Doc taking that in Fear and Loathing

didn't he like, go blind for like 3 days from it? and that was just from dipping the end of a matchstick into it and licking it or something

ugh...

i remember after taking melatonin a dozen or so times i realized...hey, it's got to come from a pineal gland unless they can somehow synthesize it....

main ingredient on package:

"melatonin (bovine pineal gland)."

i'd rather not eat cow brain, even though it can make dreams wierder and occasionally more vivid (though never helped me become lucid)

....wonder how exactly they extract and package such a product....some poor sap with ome training in brain anatomy sits in front of a conveyor laden with decapitated cow heads and hacks away with a scalpel?

stick a big ass needle into a live cow and suck some out somehow?

genetically alter a herd so they have super pineal glands with 1000% output of melatonin, and nipples protruding from their head where it can be "milked"?

Originally posted by wombing
"melatonin (bovine pineal gland)."

Originally posted by wombing
ugh...

*i remember after taking melatonin a dozen or so times i realized...hey, it's got to come from a pineal gland unless they can somehow synthesize it....

*main ingredient on package: *

*"melatonin (bovine pineal gland)."

* i'd rather not eat cow brain, even though it can make dreams wierder and occasionally more vivid (though never helped me become lucid)

*....wonder how exactly they extract and package such a product....some poor sap with ome training in brain anatomy sits in front of a conveyor laden with decapitated cow heads and hacks away with a scalpel?

*stick a big ass needle into a live cow and suck some out somehow?

*genetically alter a herd so they have super pineal glands with 1000% output of melatonin, and nipples protruding from their head where it can be "milked"?

So yeah, this is an absolute turn off to this idea! Nasty!

DMT is a very powerful psychedelic and tripamine
that is released by the pineal gland
Right before death,
At birth,
and at the highest forms of meditation.

You can also find it in the colorado river toads vemon.

Toads don't give you warts,
some make you trip :]

The trip lasts about an hour,
and is very powerful.

Originally posted by orbsycli
DMT is a very powerful psychedelic and tripamine
that is released by the pineal gland
Right before death,
At birth,
and at the highest forms of meditation.

You can also find it in the colorado river toads vemon.

Toads don't give you warts,
some make you trip :]

The trip lasts about an hour,
and is very powerful.

as your attorney i advise you not to lick a toad...that would be just as foolish as consuming the third eye of a moo-cow.

Originally posted by elsoñador


as your attorney i advise you not to lick a toad...that would be just as foolish as consuming the third eye of a moo-cow.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha genius on a toasted cheese and cucumber sandwich.

Originally posted by Tom_Peace
cucumber sandwich.

what is it with you English and cucumber sandwiches?

WHERE'S THE BEEF?

i used to roam with the cows in florida . .
strange creatures . .
they eat those cubensis, too.

the HELL?!

are you saying you and a bunch of cows roamed around Florida eating shrooms?

Yeah back in the day

It's no wonder why they have 4 stomaches.

Haha...Dr. Gonzo says..."Man I'll try about anything; but I'd never touch a pineal gland."

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

WHERE'S THE BEEF?

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha I love Americans

Yeah but ehhh
if You want DMT
don't kill anybody
just buy or find
a colorado river toad
and squirt out some of the venom!

dr. gonzo was a good man,
I'm currently reading fear and loathing on the campaign trail '72
and it is absolutely a menacing book.

Totally cool, amigos. New method of inducing LDs. Keep a toad beside your bed and lick it whenever you wake up during the night. TILD Toad Induced Lucid Dreams. Better than eating mad cow pineal glands. Ha !!!

Originally posted by wombing
ugh...

i remember after taking melatonin a dozen or so times i realized...hey, it's got to come from a pineal gland unless they can somehow synthesize it....
main ingredient on package:
"melatonin (bovine pineal gland)."

Oh crap I hope mine is synthetic, I'm going to go read the bottle....great, I won't touch hamburger but I'm eating straight brain extract...thanks, I think...(I wonder if there is a free range version...?)

I just went and looked; one bottle says "100% vegetarian; the other says "suitable for vegetarians." Whoo.

Originally posted by wombing
ugh...

*i remember after taking melatonin a dozen or so times i realized...hey, it's got to come from a pineal gland unless they can somehow synthesize it....

*main ingredient on package: *

*"melatonin (bovine pineal gland)."

* i'd rather not eat cow brain, even though it can make dreams wierder and occasionally more vivid (though never helped me become lucid)

*....wonder how exactly they extract and package such a product....some poor sap with ome training in brain anatomy sits in front of a conveyor laden with decapitated cow heads and hacks away with a scalpel?

*stick a big ass needle into a live cow and suck some out somehow?

*genetically alter a herd so they have super pineal glands with 1000% output of melatonin, and nipples protruding from their head where it can be "milked"?

Thanks for ruining melatonin.....

Originally posted by carlhungis


Thanks for ruining melatonin.....

lol

pisser, ain't it

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

lol

pisser, ain't it

All of this becaused I decided to ask about Pineal Gland!

Originally posted by carlhungis




Thanks for ruining melatonin.....

No, look at the bottle, you can get vegetarian. Must be synthesized, I don't know. I don't want to eat cow brains either.