cleaning the colon for more frequent LDs

**jags** · 03-24-2004 02:50 PM

I did a colon cleanse which lasted 3 weeks last May...

after 2 weeks of fasting I had 4 LDs in 4 successive mornings...

decomposed fecal matter hanging around in the lower intestine is

an obstacle to supernatural bedtime experiences, Im convinced...

Im due for another cleanse shortly...

"better keep yourself shiny and bright for you are the mirror of the world"

So lets loosen up those chakras guys...

and start releasing the divine dream force( kundalini)...

Anyone else had this experience?
:yumdumdoodledum: :yumdumdoodledum:

**Elephantman** · 03-26-2004 02:22 AM

OK

Now I want to LD as much as the next guy... But I think I'll get rid of my 'decomposed fecal matter' in the usual way thax

Seriously tho... what ever works for you

If I was in a situation where I could do 2 weeks fasting I might even consider it.
Except I'd probably just spend the whole 2 weeks dreaming of Going into Burger king and being their 10,000th lucky customer. "congratulations! Eat as much as you want! FREE"

**Umbrasquall** · 03-26-2004 02:45 AM

Ok I admit this caught my attention. I at first thought this was going to be a pun but you literally mean cleaning your err, colon.

Glad for your enlightenment but I don't think I'm comfortable with that technique. I'm quite fine already thanks.

But to answer your question, I never knew that something like this could help with dreaming. But I know that fasting helps some people with LDs, though I don't recommend it.

**Alaurast78** · 03-27-2004 07:12 AM

Ok to colon cleanse for health purpous is a great idea but only LD purposes is kinda excesive. Well anyway I hope you have another good LD experience on your next cleanse! Ok though I really don't wanna hear the crapy details (pun inteneded)

p.s. Oh the dream details are just fine!!!

**WerBurN** · 03-27-2004 09:59 AM

...personally i think crap is the most disgusting thing to think about ever period, and personally i try to avoid it as much as possible (thinking about crap that is)...but a good fasting for 1-2 days once a month has proven to be very very healthy, as it allows your body to rid itself of alot of chemicals and stuff that it normally cant

**jags** · 03-27-2004 07:15 PM

8)
HERES THE DEAL....

PURGATIVE HERBS AND PSYLIUM HUSKS LOOSEN AND PUSH THROUGH...
HMM,HOW TO SAY,IMPACTED MUCOID FECAL PLAQUE THAT, FOR MOST...
AMERICANS IS A GRUESOME UNSEEN REALITY...
CHECK THIS OUT...
http://www.curezone.com/image_gallery/bowe...welcleanse/002/
HAVE A BROWSE THROUGH THESE LITTLE BEAUTIES...
BUT YOU MAY NEED TO DO A REALITY CHECK!
LIVING WITH THE ENEMY?...
THIS LITTLE FELLOW MIGHT JUST BE...
"MESSING" WITH YOUR LUCIDITY RATE!

THIS STUFF GETS REABSORBED INTO THE BLOODSTREAM...
AND IS THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF ALL DISEASES...
THE FACT IS IF YOUR LOWER INTESTINE IS OVERLOADED...
IT PUSHES DOWN ON THE GENITAL AREA...
WHICH CORRESPONDS TO THE BASE CHAKRAS...
IF ENERGY IS LOCKED IN THIS AREA...
IT CAN,T FLOW UPWARDS TO THE HIGHER CHAKRAS...
WHICH IS WHERE IT NEEDS TO BE IF...
YOU WANT TO SCIENTIFICALLY INCREASE YOUR LUCIDITY!

**Elephantman** · 03-28-2004 04:17 AM

Links like that should come with a warning
Now there's a vision that will help you stick to a 2 week fast

Don't click on this unless you're SURE you want to SEE a large full colour picture of exactly what he has just described.

**RedStarSoldier** · 03-28-2004 04:27 AM

Ugh....puke rising.... Oh boy....

**Truthbearer** · 03-28-2004 05:19 AM

jags, you have just become a premium member of the sight, at least in my mind. You have succesfully managed to gross everyone out(not me, I thought it was funny)

I had no idea this sort of thing would work. I am not willing to try it myself, but I think it is interesting

Just in case somebody doesn't want to click on the link, here's a preview:

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-28-2004 05:22 AM

I was, like truthbearer, quite amused by the shit.(pun intended)
Oh yeah, your pic doesn't work truthbearer.
too bad.

**Truthbearer** · 03-28-2004 05:30 AM

It does now....

Enjoy

**Alaurast78** · 03-28-2004 07:52 AM

Thanks so much for that truthbearer! I actually did click on the link and had to close it. I am not easily upset by shit like that but I have to say gross!!! Any thanks but not thanks!!!

**christ was a socialist** · 03-28-2004 10:20 AM

I wonder if any of the the ancients resulted to this.

**CocoDan** · 03-28-2004 03:32 PM

http://www.curezone.com/image_gallery/bowe...lt.asp?i=3&n=27
http://www.curezone.com/image_gallery/bowe...t.asp?i=12&n=27

A little crap to fling around.

**jags** · 03-28-2004 05:45 PM

SORRY GUYS..

BUT I JUST HAD TO...
GET IT OUT!

AND AT LEAST NOW YOU CAN'T SAY...
I'M FULL OF CRAP!

**Truthbearer** · 03-28-2004 05:59 PM

Originally posted by Alaurast78
Thanks so much for that truthbearer!

Don't mention it, I'm here to help....

**rustykid83** · 03-28-2004 10:44 PM

I'm still a newbe, and haven't had any LD's yet, but I do know that fasting has made my dreams a lot more vivid. Maybe that's a way to get me on my way to having LD's.

**jags** · 03-29-2004 10:18 AM

JUST SO NO ONE GETS THE WRONG IDEA...

FASTING IS NOT GUARANTEED TO GET YOU LUCID...

FASTING CAN BE DANGEROUS IF YOU DONT DO IT SENSIBLY...

WATER FASTING, FOR 30 DAYS OR MORE IS ONLY RECOMMENDED...

FOR DISEASED PERSONS, BEING A NATUROPATHIC CURE FOR CANCER...

AND OTHER CONDITIONS( the liver has a stock of glycogen to energise the body, when you stop eating it depletes this stock and then starts to break down body fat and impurities in the bloodstream, then it breaks down anything else that might happen to be lying around eg. a cancerous tumor, to use as fuel for the body.however ketosis should be avoided ie breakdown of the organ tissues, the danger of inexperienced fasting)

HOWEVER A 3 DAY FRUIT FAST(eating only foods of the fruit variety, and plenty of fresh water) IS HARDLY DANGEROUS AND MAY EVEN LIGHTEN UP YOUR ASTRAL SPACE SUIT ENOUGH TO INDUCE SOME SERIOUS LUCIDITY!

IF THIS GOES AGAINST YOUR "GRAIN" THEN MY ONLY OTHER ADVICE IS NOT TO EAT LATE AT NIGHT,AS THE FOOD IN YOUR BELLY WILL PUSH YOUR ASTRAL ENERGY DOWN,AND...

LESSEN YOUR LUCIDITY LIKELIHOOD!!!

**Truthbearer** · 03-29-2004 04:09 PM

That is some good advice jags...

However it is incorrect...It's the poo that weighs you down. WE MUST GET RID OF THE POO TO BE LUCID!!!! PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY LUCID HAVE VERY LITTLE POO!!!!!! IT'S A FACT!!! ASK ANYONE WHO HAS NEVER HEARD OF LUCID DREAMING!!!!

Once again, I\'ll shut up now....

**CocoDan** · 04-03-2004 05:04 AM

I just took a crap that shot out of my ass by a fart and got water everywhere. It was like rolling a boulder into a pond.

**ffx-dreamz** · 04-03-2004 06:44 AM

That was some really important shit you just told us cocodan...

**jags** · 04-03-2004 04:10 PM

yes you will generally find that those people who dont LD have, shall we say... too many fudge brownies in the cupboard downstairs!

**CocoDan** · 04-03-2004 06:23 PM

My brouther baked those cookies that you open the package and toss them in the oven for a few minutes and the're done. I ate six of them and got sick to the stomach.