Thread: Malac's The Puzzle

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Originally Posted by Merlock

I want to get an objective view of this situation...

• You created a thread about a technique that you would post in the future.
• The thread became filled with contemplation on the matter including the all too obvious ideas of it being a joke, a lie, etc.
• You became angry at people for stating opinions, in a topic, which was, in fact, empty.
• Now you do not wish to post the completion publically and thus basically brand the entire forum population, aside from those that send specific private messages, as angry mob folk that aren't worthy of the technique.
• You also speak of this technique as if it is the turning point of the world and your posts on this topic, in all threads related, remain high-toned and with a tint of egoism.

What good came from all this to the forum? None.
What good will come to the forum without the full technique posted here? None.

Please end this theatrical performance and either post the entire technique when you have it all typed up, waiting peacefully for replies, opinions and success stories or stop creating a swarm of unneeded attention aimed at a high perched attitude based on having more words than actions.
This is merely a request but hopefully the above argumentation is enough to give it weight.

Edit: Before retaliation begins. I am fully aware of all the reasons stated in the previous topic for such a step-by-step way of posting but that does not justify words before actions and the last two points in the list above.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.

It'll be exciting to see the next steps though.

Just some observations,

I was under the impression that this forum was about the sharing and discussion of ideas.. Im struggling to see how we can discuss your technique properly if its gonna be pm'd to different people at different times and have the main thread lagging behind... Are the people who get the pm'd technique supposed to keep quiet until its all posted here?

Also, if this technique is as big as you made out in previous threads.. and the first step after the second day of posting has already recieved 4 - 5 pages of replies, It may be hard for people to follow the technique... having to dig through a mountain of posts n all..

Finally what did you mean by "also Im Only Posting All Xept The `completion',only Pmers Get That." If you seriously meant your not posting the final steps (which i assume will be important) then whats the point in this thread, anyone who wants to learn the FULL technique will have to get it from you anyway so why waste time posting steps here... I say again, if you want to read the full version you have to get the pm'd files, and if you have that you wont be reading the steps here, so the only people who would be following these steps are people who.... wont get the end.... logic...

As i say, these are just observations so dont take offence.

hmm, This is kinda reminding me of the tv series lost... It starts out really promising and interesting, pulls everyone in, gets people excited, then each episode after that has very little information, everyones left feeling confused, knowone knows where the show is headed, what its about or how it can possibly end, and finally everyone begins to lose interest.. lets hope that doesnt happen though .

Another point to add is that the people who slag you off will also think your technique is crap. So carrying that forward they would not care if they get the technique. By Pming people you our giving them the technique slower and also your stoping them opening a dialog on the technique for about a week. Also the people who you want not to get the technique will get the technique all they have to do is wait a week. Now a week is not long to wait, however as you see from this forum people don't like to wait.

Malac, I think I speak for everyone when I say it would be in everyones best interests for you to be slapped with a rather large fish. Maybe a snapper.

Yeah, I'd like a little debriefing of the "fuss" malmac's technique is all about....Anyway, cheers

Well, this topic has been a joke from the beginning, I guess there's no harm in adding that...really...it should be a trout.

Malac, I think I speak for everyone when I say it would be in everyones best interests for you to be slapped with a rather large fish. Maybe a snapper.[/b]

Your the person who needs to be slap with a fish.

Well, this topic has been a joke from the beginning, I guess there's no harm in adding that...really...it should be a trout.[/b]

I think this topic is going to become the last three topics. Stop being rude to malac it is easy to critize someone. Merlock your the joke.

Seeker so malac can post his technique and so it doesn't end up like the last three post can you make a warning of some kind. Come on we are more civilized then this. Also deleting all the nasty comments would be another good idea.

How do you suspect malac to post when he is being attacked and ridiculed. From this you have made him Pm people so he can get rid off the annoying people. This is bullying

Wendylove, please read my above posts with the lists. And please reconsider your logic.
The technique will not be posted in whole, the author is being utterly rude to the forum population, the author is also making a theatrical performance of his own ego beyond anything I've seen here since the times of Leo Volont but even he didn't persist in such a pompous manner for so long in any given case.

All in all, this is ridiculous. Perhaps I should have resisted the urge to have a last word but I doubt this will be the last so nevermind. The reasons have been given why this entire ordeal brings no benefit to the forum and the reason I've posted what I have relative to this is because at some points it has grabbed my attention in a negative manner.

The very fact that he is private messaging the technique instead of posting it whole, especially in the given tone ("only those that deserve it, get it") is enough to justify this thread being thrown into Senseless Banter or locked. Though, of course, that is not my decision so I'll stop here.

Originally Posted by Merlock

Wendylove, please read my above posts with the lists. And please reconsider your logic.
The technique will not be posted in whole, the author is being utterly rude to the forum population, the author is also making a theatrical performance of his own ego beyond anything I've seen here since the times of Leo Volont but even he didn't persist in such a pompous manner for so long in any given case.

All in all, this is ridiculous. Perhaps I should have resisted the urge to have a last word but I doubt this will be the last so nevermind. The reasons have been given why this entire ordeal brings no benefit to the forum and the reason I've posted what I have relative to this is because at some points it has grabbed my attention in a negative manner.

The very fact that he is private messaging the technique instead of posting it whole, especially in the given tone ("only those that deserve it, get it") is enough to justify this thread being thrown into Senseless Banter or locked. Though, of course, that is not my decision so I'll stop here.
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only the people who were rude and now want the technique think that

Originally Posted by eppy

only the people who were rude and now want the technique think that
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I did not post a single time in the previous, now locked, topic. Please, do not generalise, putting me into the "people who were rude" group. My position here is objective, not rude, not assaulting but based on reason.
I won't go into the fact that aside from the few "people who were rude" and few "people that weren't rude" there are thousands of other forum members, though it is part of my reasoning here.
Thank you.

Maybe I don't have a life, but I have been enjoying this whole epic from the beginning.

Originally Posted by wendylove

Your the person who needs to be slap with a fish.

I think this topic is going to become the last three topics. Stop being rude to malac it is easy to critize someone. Merlock your the joke.

Seeker so malac can post his technique and so it doesn't end up like the last three post can you make a warning of some kind. Come on we are more civilized then this. Also deleting all the nasty comments would be another good idea.

How do you suspect malac to post when he is being attacked and ridiculed. From this you have made him Pm people so he can get rid off the annoying people. This is bullying
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Umm.. you DO realize that most of the 'attacking' is coming from Malac, right? He can't take opinions or suggestions, and instead decides to lash out.

But I do admire the whole &#39;hump his leg, and get the technique first&#39; approach you&#39;re taking. <Borat>Very nice&#33;</Borat>.

This topic soon to follow in the footsteps of its two predecessors.

I am this --&#62;||<-- close to locking this one. If I do so, I will ask the staff to delete any further posts on this subject that are started.

@Malac, please post your full technique when you have it ready or PM it when it&#39;s ready, also, please stop these partial postings.

@Everyone else, please be excellant to each other.

Good stuff, Seeker. It&#39;s good to see a forum with fair moderators for once. (I&#39;ve been around.)

I think it&#39;s fine that he&#39;s not posting it all so people don&#39;t skip steps, but I think it&#39;s incredibly childish for a topic to be drawn on this long when there is no development or reports about the technique, only talk about Malac and the way he is deciding to distribute this technique.

Seeker, this should be closed and when the technique is done, he should post it all in a new topic, and only discussion of the technique itself should be allowed to be discussed in said topic.

Anyone who can&#39;t get a pm to malac feel free to send a request to me, I already have a few people who have requested it.

EDIT: No I do not have it right now and if you don&#39;t see this message I have it. (I just love to see my pm say like 2 or 3 I always get excited from pm&#39;s anyone else that weird?)

For all you guys complaining why the heck to you sit around complaining it&#39;s not going to change a thing.

Seeker how is he sopposed to post the rest of his method in this thread if it&#39;s locked?

Malac, I really hope you spend just one minute tomorrow in class to copy and past the list and tech in a pm to me, because I&#39;d really not like to wait all week end, thank you.

Originally Posted by LucidDreamGod

Seeker how is he sopposed to post the rest of his method in this thread if it&#39;s locked?
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At this point, I either want him to post all of it or none of it. This has gone on long enough and is too disruptive. When I posted my tutorial on WILD, I posted the entire thing at once, not in installments.

I don&#39;t want anyone to think that I&#39;m coming down on Malac though, I am quite curious to read his method. It&#39;s only that we now have three topics dedicated to this, that&#39;s two too many.

Originally Posted by Seeker

At this point, I either want him to post all of it or none of it. This has gone on long enough and is too disruptive. When I posted my tutorial on WILD, I posted the entire thing at once, not in installments.

I don&#39;t want anyone to think that I&#39;m coming down on Malac though, I am quite curious to read his method. It&#39;s only that we now have three topics dedicated to this, that&#39;s two too many.
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Yeah, I actualy agree with you on that, just want malac to pm me the tech though, so I have to sit back and follow the rules , personaly I have to agree that someone at somepoint is probably going to just post it right on this forum after reseiving it, it&#39;s got a chance of happening, I&#39;m not critizising.

I can picture the topic now, "hey everyone heres malacs technique, sorry malac had to do it for the good of the forum"

I guess will leave malac to decide what is right, it&#39;s all in his hands.

Yeah, delaying and giving snippets are riling people up too much. And, it just is getting sad. Three topics, and almost nothing useful in them. Malac needs to make it useful.

malacs probably sitting back in his reclining armchair right now, rubbing his hands together, laughing at us all.

Originally Posted by LucidDreamGod

I was talking to santa trying to aptain his "magic raindeer shoes"
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thats insanely halerious

Let&#39;s give Malac till tomorrow, if he doesn&#39;t post his second step then we should lock this topic, as all weekend it would remain filling up with useless posts.
He can make a new topic when he&#39;s ready to post his whole technique.

Originally Posted by Merlock

Wendylove, please read my above posts with the lists. And please reconsider your logic.
The technique will not be posted in whole, the author is being utterly rude to the forum population, the author is also making a theatrical performance of his own ego beyond anything I&#39;ve seen here since the times of Leo Volont but even he didn&#39;t persist in such a pompous manner for so long in any given case.
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Merlock is the most logical here. While I applaud his efforts to persuade the forum with well-founded arguments, I fear that the people replying are blinded by their lust for Malac&#39;s &#39;Mystery Technique&#39;, and will just retaliate in some kind of twisted reflex reaction. "This thread is a joke, and we should slap Malac with a trout" results in "no your a joke Merloc&#33; u criticze malac soo easily&#33; wat has malac eva done wrong? we shud slap u wit a fish&#33;"

I&#39;d like to see this thread locked until Malac posts his technique. The theatrics are going on and on, and the only way to draw an end to this saga is to force Malac to post his technique in its entirety.

I&#39;m interested to see the rest of the topic but in the meantime want me to post a 4th thead about malac or by malac? thought not