Thread: Yo I have a technique that will let you LD 0% OF THE TIME!!!

Hey guys, I'm new around here but I thought I'd post and let you all know that I'm working on a tut that I can pretty much guarantee you won't work for anyone ever... dosn't matter if you're a lucid god or what, this won't make you lucid! I've had lots of experience with this technique had it passed down generations in my family and taught to me direct from my second granduncle who's a well-known accountant, has no psycic or dreaming skills at all, so I think he knew what he was talking about when he taught me this. I've been refining it for the last couple years and have gotten to the point where I can NOT LD AT WILL! It's totally awesome

Anyways I'm like half done with it, it's pretty long but don't worry tho it's really easy to follow! I know you're all exited so I'll try to finish it as soon as I can. but my big brother went off to college recently and my parents have been sticking me with all his chores and my gf takes up a lot of the rest of my time so I don't have too much time to do it with but I just wanted you guys all to know! I'll post it soon I swear!

Seriously you have to stop wasting your life. How long did it take to make this post. You might have found a way of scrambbling your name, however it take time. Man

I would say this is Freefire, Tweak has the abillity to pull this off, however he wouldn't. Universal Mind is not that smart, oneironaught is a possibillity however he proberly wouldn't know how to scramble his name. Seeker is not this childish and BD would not do this either. MSG would not do this it would be some how rude and unfunny to him. Malac and greek would also not do this. Burns hell no. Keeper no and the rest not a chance.

So Freefire shame on you.

Do I win something?

Yeah, I think it is freefire. Espically in his biography it says Can you believe they let me take this name.

Can I change me name to that? Please, all you need to do is ban freefire and his new name and then change my name to it.

No, It's Spamtek. Spamtek consider yourself unofficially warned for creating a duplicate account. Formal warning for the next infraction, banishment next

=( Guess I need to save my spontaneous pranks for April 1st next time, huh? My apologies.

While we're cowering apologetically in the face of Seekers mighty ban-hammer, I thought I'd better reassure him he'd just banned my copy-cat duplicate, and not some innocent newbie who just happened to use the same username as me but with extra added ▓▒░ for no apparent reason. Before I'd finished typing my snarky reply to wendylove, which probably counts as a service to man as well as the fastest ban ever.

Sorry Seeker. I'm taking your schedule to heart and I do like it here so if I ever feel like doing it again I'll just remember Heinleins Eleventh.

tek: my god, that's not an avatar, that's a movie. BTW this sort of spoof post joke gets old fast. It's like the Net Authority spoof; sounds like it should be funny but too difficult to get any actual laughs out of.

jedi: probably, but I wrote first and thought later. I'd just seen one too many faceless, one-post LD masters promising some magic technique and generating ten pages of controversy in the aftermath. I really have no idea what you're saying in that first paragraph, though. How is "▓▒░" a tacked-on extension of your own name, or your copy-cat duplicate? I made that account on a whim to see if the forum actually allowed that kind of stuff for usernames, then felt bad about duping and left it alone to let it get deleted... then had this sudden urge to put it to this shameful use.

Dame you spamtek, if only I read more off your posts,
also how did you make your username appear like that.

I don't understand this thread at all, a first.

Lol.. I thought this was quite funny.

Mods should have locked the other thread this guy is making fun of sooner and instead moved this one or something. I loved it. Thanks for making my day a little better.