I was running a fever one night, and woke to see a blade on a pendulum swinging above my head. I stared and it wouldn't go away. I kept looking at it. Finally I switched to the opposite end of the bed. The next night, I saw a woman on a rocking chair above my bed. That was weird. I attributed it to the fever.

My most bizzare dream: One morning, after my first wife had left for work, I had a dream that a cop was at my door, standing in the pouring rain, holding a baby. I was awakened by a phone call from a police officer telling me my wife had been in an accident, but she was ok.