Thread: Morphing?!?!?! Plz read

Lol that video was funny. Yeah where'd his clothes go? And also, if you could morph into a cat, i'm pretty sure it wouldn't make that noise.

Yeah, it would be silent. AND his clothes wouldn't be gone when he's a cat.

You got a few people, bud

EDIT: Oh wait... I just remembered... I can morph into a smiley... :vibes:

I belive its possible look what this guy can morph into. See I'm open minded!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/teapot

Originally posted by Jared
Lol that video was funny. Yeah where'd his clothes go? And also, if you could morph into a cat, i'm pretty sure it wouldn't make that noise.

shows what you know about morphing...

I make a different noise, though. Mine is completely different. It's more like a screech.

Now I don't only turn into a cat... I can now barbecue chicken with my eyes. Using lasers from my fully-tapped mind, I can like cook meat from up to 15 feet away! This is all the more reason for you to practice morphing into cats like I do! I mean seriously... I barbecue food with my mind... Jealous? Of course you are!

To show another person who has tapped the other 90% of his brain in action with his light-sabre powers... I've provided this video which I managed to get my hands on through hacking the FBI data base.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=66...8275569009578&q

Yes... skeptics... What do you have to say now?

Originally posted by Yatahaze

And to the signature it goes.

why?

I cannot believe that this has spawned more replies than all of my posts combined.

I can morph into a piece of bullshit.

Originally posted by sloth
I can morph into a piece of bullshit.

I think outKry beat you to it.

Clearly his response to the telekinetics thread was to make this one, and see how many people believed it.

Disappearing clothes are one thing, but what about matter as a whole? If you haven't noticed, a cat is much smaller than a human, and matter doesn't simply disappear; it must either go somewhere or be turned into energy (and lots of it). So, if this were to be possible (I'll humour him for a second), then one of these must be happening:
A. Left-over matter is being turned entirely into energy. This can't work because it would release a LOT of energy, probably vapourising most solid matter in it's vicinity.
B. Left over matter is put somewhere else (another dimension/universe). This would (probably) create a wormhole linking our space-time continuum with the other, which isn't in the video.
C. Left over matter is simply left behind as a mush on the floor. According to the (not edited ) video, nothing is there for the cat->human stage, so couldn't have been there for the human->cat stage (else the mush would still be present somewhere else).

So, in short; I call bull.

Ok first of all, your a fucking dumbass..Second of all..Hacking into the FBI Database, fuckng plz dude..That video is of the fat ass kid that looks exactly like you trying to pull off star wars doesn't what so ever prove your point about *morphing* into a cat...

Thirdly, the only reason why you made this post is the mock me and my TK post..Which btw, isn't working very well...So I suggest that since you are a newbie at this site, and pretty much arent taking this site seriously that you leave, and just not come back..Because you obviously havent hit the maturity level of all the rest of DV..So come back later when you have.

By The Way...All your stupid morphing stuff is Bullshit, so think of something that might actually be possible then just maybe you can begin to look intelligent.

Originally posted by outKry
To show another person who has tapped the other 90% of his brain in action with his light-sabre powers... I've provided this video which I managed to get my hands on through hacking the FBI data base.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=66...8275569009578&q

Yes... skeptics... What do you have to say now?

Okay, every day you get more retarded. Get a job, a girlfriend, and something better to do! First off, that movie was put on the internet not editied, it showed a kid with a stick waving it around llike a lightsaber. Second, at the end of the movie the credits contain "Special Effects by Kalvascorp". And last, I cant belive you are this stupid, if you were going to make a hoax make it more elaborate and take more time with it (cooking meat with laser beams, GOD DAMMIT! even if you did have that ability you would put it to better use!) You sound like some 12 year old kid with his dad's account, posting up crap.(that's probably not even you in the first video you probably took it of the internet like the Star Wars Kid movie.(which was a joke and not to be taken seriously) I do belive in transformation but laser beams and why would you transform it to a cat, just so you could lick your genitalia?

Wow.. So much anger. You guys are wasting your time. You guys claim that outKry is dumb, but you have done exactly what he wanted you to. You have wasted your time getting all mad over a thread that he OBVIOUSLY didn't try very hard on. He didn't care how real this stuff looks. He isn't really trying to convince anyone, or he certainly wouldn't have put that lame ass video on here.
He most likely spent a little less than five mintues on this, and we have all been talking about it for days. He got exactly the attention he wanted to get. Bravo, guys. Way to stick it to him, huh?

I think it was rude of him to post something mocking or insulting another person's thread, and I don't support it. That is WHY I think you guys are giving it more attention than it deserves.

...Go read sloth's posts. LOL They are the coolest.

-sloth

Okay, every day you get more retarded. Get a job, a girlfriend, and something better to do! First off, that movie was put on the internet not editied, it showed a kid with a stick waving it around llike a lightsaber. Second, at the end of the movie the credits contain "Special Effects by Kalvascorp". And last, I cant belive you are this stupid, if you were going to make a hoax make it more elaborate and take more time with it (cooking meat with laser beams, GOD DAMMIT! even if you did have that ability you would put it to better use!) You sound like some 12 year old kid with his dad's account, posting up crap.(that's probably not even you in the first video you probably took it of the internet like the Star Wars Kid movie.(which was a joke and not to be taken seriously) I do belive in transformation but laser beams and why would you transform it to a cat, just so you could lick your genitalia?[/b]

hahaHAHAhaha!

outKry might be kidding, but I can turn into a cat. (He does make awesome barbecues, though).

why would you transform it to a cat, just so you could lick your genitalia? [/b]

I didn't choose to become a cat. It chose me.

A. Left-over matter is being turned entirely into energy. This can't work because it would release a LOT of energy, probably vapourising most solid matter in it's vicinity.
B. Left over matter is put somewhere else (another dimension/universe). This would (probably) create a wormhole linking our space-time continuum with the other, which isn't in the video.
C. Left over matter is simply left behind as a mush on the floor. According to the (not edited ) video, nothing is there for the cat->human stage, so couldn't have been there for the human->cat stage (else the mush would still be present somewhere else). [/b]

That's the biggest BS I have heard in my life.

Originally posted by outKry
I have been able to morph into cats since I was a kid.

And that's the biggest BS I've heard in my life.



Oh, there's a D too: You're actually just hallucinating and to everyone around you look like a foolish person meowing at random points in space.

Besides, I morph into a nerd everytime someone mentions, references to anything remotely relating to fantasy or RPG.
SHAZAM! NERDITY +194!

Originally posted by Gawain


Besides, I morph into a nerd everytime someone mentions, references to anything remotely relating to fantasy or RPG.
SHAZAM! NERDITY +194!

Oh! Me too!

Please play nice everyone. How many times do we have to ask people not to name call and act childish? Thread locked - it's not going anywhere good.