Thread: Help! Where the heck am I? WHEN am ?

Worlds hardest to believe post.

I'm so desperate. I'm not asking for anything, just advice pleeeeaaaaaase!

dude. did you live alone ? do you have friends or family or a bank account you need to do something. . . did you wake up compleatly naked ? what have you been doing for the past two years surely theres someone who can vouch for you

So you joined in january.. on a dream forum

and yesterday you woke on some grass and your house burnt down

You been watchin donny darko?

Originally Posted by Timothy Paradox

This is crazy. I went to bed yesterday at around 11PM.
I woke up, lying in the grass, where my house was supposed to stand!
I actually had to beg for some clothes, and according to the people who lived in the neighbourhood my house burned down 2 years ago! I think I'm going nuts. I'm afraid to go to the cops because they will think I am crazy. I would, I if were them. I'm currently in my hometown's public library, where they (fortunately) have computers with free internet.

I'm so desperate! What should I do? I have nothing exept me, my clothes, and the fear of being completely deluded!

Fail.

Let's at least listen long enough to see if he has enough raw information to back up his story.

No I didn't wake up naked, fortunately - just my *** underwear.
I think I'm going to try and reach my aunt's house, but she (should) live pretty far away. I have no choice though.

You have gone crazy. Just go to the police and tell them that you're confused and need help. Or, call a suicide help line and they should be able to direct you to appropriate services.

Originally Posted by Vanota

Let's at least listen long enough to see if he has enough raw information to back up his story.

None of it is true. How would he find this place if everything he knew was a lie? this is a joke thread, like the one the guy claiming he knows a god made.

Originally Posted by LucidFlanders

None of it is true. How would he find this place if everything he knew was a lie? this is a joke thread, like the one the guy claiming he knows a god made.

Oh, him? I know that God too. I wouldn't be surprised if He beamed me into the future for some sick reason.

Try falling asleep again with the intent of waking up in your normal environment.

Originally Posted by Psylocibin

Try falling asleep again with the intent of waking up in your normal environment.

I'll try... maybe I'm just dreaming.

YOUR NOT DREAMING

this isn't a film ffs

where do you think you used your pc last time?

if your gonna try fall asleep and wake up proper where are you sleeping if you woke on some grass?

People don''t wake up on grass get told their house burnt down but have some memory to go to the library to use a pc and remember a forum.

First thing you would do is panic like overload.. your woke up on some grass and told you have no one and nothing and nowhere to go.. you would be on the verge of going insane.. you would be in a hospital or police station.. not surfing the web at your library.

Originally Posted by Lunica

YOUR NOT DREAMING

this isn't a film ffs

where do you think you used your pc last time?

if your gonna try fall asleep and wake up proper where are you sleeping if you woke on some grass?

People don''t wake up on grass get told their house burnt down but have some memory to go to the library to use a pc and remember a forum.

First thing you would do is panic like overload.. your woke up on some grass and told you have no one and nothing and nowhere to go.. you would be on the verge of going insane.. you would be in a hospital or police station.. not surfing the web at your library.

What you think I like this???
I didn't go to the police or hospital because they would think I am crazy. They would take away my freedom. I can't just ask random people on the streets for advice... forums are better..less personal

By the it's not that I "forgot" all about those 2 years, it's more like I skipped them... I was still wearing the same clothes (underwear..) as when I went to bed , 2 years ago according to people in my former neighbourhood. By the way I am going NUTS because I simply don't know what to do!
I'm gonna beg for some money and see whether I can reach my aunt...

OMG! My reality has turned upside down and I'm wandering the streets in my underwearz! I know! I'll go check out teh forums!

Originally Posted by The Enterer

OMG! My reality has turned upside down and I'm wandering the streets in my underwearz! I know! I'll go check out teh forums!

I haven't checked teh forums in 2 years, you never know what cool stuff I've missed!

Try summoning a magic giant penguin and fly it to the moon.

Originally Posted by 1342576

Try summoning a magic giant penguin and fly it to the moon.

Yea I did but I ended up on Mars instead, where he instantly turned into a purple polar bear.

OK - enough is enough. I give up.

Don't do that man that's what the polar bears want.

Originally Posted by Lunica

YOUR NOT DREAMING

Typical DC.

Originally Posted by AlexLou

Typical DC.

Indeed. Futile attempts of my subconscious to keep me in the dark about the fact that I AM dreaming.

I believe this is what is refered too as a "bad trip".

You're dreaming bro.

You haven't checked this forum in two years, you say. Yet the account you are posting from was created in January of 2008. Why?

And why have none of your friends, to your description, freaked out because you've vanished for 2 years?

Perhaps this is a sudden onset of amnesia... but then again, your forum account didn't exist two years ago, and if you lost your memory I would find it unlikely for you to remember to log in here.

I tried to believe you... but these questions make it plain that the events you describe did not occur. I'm sorry.