Tales from the sun chaser.

the following takes place mid dream....I know I was dreaming about something...maybe driving through streets or something, but that's it. Wait....I remember cooking, and the water boiled over, and I thought I was going to get electrocuted while cleaning up the water...but I don't know where this connects.

I'm in the middle of the forest barefoot, and my brother is out there. Some chicken flies up to his face, and leaves. I think the chicken thought he was his owner, because they were talking on the radio and I guess it heard it. Anyways, I'm heading to my truck (lolwtf) with no shoes on. He says something about looking out for poop. I look down and said "i'll be alright", and noticed that I was barefoot, and may have stepped in a little something.

I scraped my feet against the door seal and then got in the truck. For some reason...I was able to control the truck third personish. Eventually I was using a remote on it. It ran into someone and the cops were right there. I headed to the truck, and tried to explain it to the cop. He was asking if I was ______, and I told him no. He said he could only arrest ______ because of it....and the dude got weirdly flirty with me. I guess he didn't want to write me ticket cause he liked me...which was fooking gross.

Anyways, I remember dropping like a dollar....and some guy took it, but he had all this money lying around him. I got my dollar back in change until I saw my orginal dollar laying next to some 10s and a 100. I dropped the change and got my original dollar, and walked off.

Then I saw a flock of women (they were walking in a V formation) all of them were wearing black and white dresses of different styles. They looked like straight up models from a distance. Don't know why I felt this gutsy, but said fuck it and headed over there to talk to one. As I got a closer look, I realized all of them had really dark hair, except for one....I think it was HER. I introduced my self, and shook her hand. She asked me why should she even consider dating me. I told her about myself, like it was some sort of interview. I let her know about college, and what I plan on in the future. I don't think she believed me, but I kept trying. A tree separated us and when I got around it, I said the next sentence to the wrong person. The other girls started laughing at me. I asked them where did she go, and they didn't tell me.

I turned around and she was wearing a different outfit. Maroon top, with blue shorts, and running away. I started running after her, and she was much faster. I thought she would eventually get tired but she didn't. I started thinking about running super fast, and the entire dream sped up. (when I do this during a lucid, I can usually run super fast, while everything else says at regular speed-non movement) It was kinda like a Benny Hill chase scene.

Eventually I caught up to her. She was helping lift a guy up with a stair char. I watched until she was done. She laid down because she was tired, and I came up to her, and complemented her on her selflessness. We talked a bit more, and she seemed more open to me. I noticed she had blood on her knee, when I placed my hand there while getting a hug. There was something special about getting her blood on my hands and not caring about it. She said don't worry about it. And I asked her out. She said yes, and I asked her what time. She said 6:37 tomorrow. I really wanted to say "why can't I take out out now", but that worked.

Spent most of this dream running from this guy...and finally gave up and said "now what".

I'm at some counter with some sort of ID, and the guy asks me a question and then turns around and says I can't get another one for 10 years. I'm mad...yelling. Cops are there, I turn my back waiting for them to arrest me but they don't. I go off even more.


I'm in/watching a reality tv show, and I notice this guy has all these old school games I've never heard of or played...and just when logic kicks in, I wake up.

Something else...about driving in the desert. Obstacles made of cars....but they were inside small hills.

I was in the thieves guild, but I don't remember much.