Deadly

'Woke' up floating in face down in the river of chocolate in Willy wonkas chocolate factor...I felt hung over/high and staggered onto the shore after splashing around a bit. Spotted those weird orange skinned guys wandering around and thought 'As I'm here' and got them to start singing christmas carols with a rude twist (Jiggle Balls being one).
Wonka showed up (original) and started to tell me off over nearly drowning in his chocolate river, violence took place, and I was holding Wonkas head under surface of the chocolate river, when he seemed to finally die. Suddenly his sprang back up clearly a zombie at this point and proceeded to chase me around the factory (Got to see the 'room full of bubbles), I ended up diving head first down a 'rotten egg' tube perfering to risk being burnt to death than facing an undead Willy Wonka.
Unfortunately Wonka followed me down the pipe and I couldn't wake myself up, ended up being dragged under the pool of rotten egg, bits of shell (man it stank!) and getting my left leg chewed on a fair be before gratefully drowning. Played dead for a bit, got up as a zombie to try and sneak out....zombie love making took place Felt sick when I woke up....won't be eating eggs for a while.

Was planning on heading to the 'mayan pyramid' but woke up in a barricaded house (planks of wood nailed over the windows/doors) and couldn't just magick my way out. Zombies were attacking from the outside and eventually got in, tried to wake myself up by closing my eyes but no joy. Ended up getting my innards torn out and having chunks taken out of me, lots of pain, hope I never find out how realistic the sensations were. Made a point of not screaming.