Tales from the sun chaser.

So I arrive some where in the early 1920s or 30s, and some guy asks me what's my name....I tell them captain. Something else happens and eventually they start calling me doctor because how smart I seem. Anyway...I remember going to the bathroom, but all they had were holes in the ground, and I ended up falling.

I had a job at this diner stocking, and I noticed everyone who ordered eggs ate them boiled. In particular, they had them boiled, and cut in slices. No one knew about the scrambled egg! I pulled this waitress to the side, and started talking to her about how we could put a patent on the scrambled egg. I proceeded to give her instructions on how to make one, and her eyes practically lit up when I told her that we'd have the ability to be the only restaurant that sold them. She hurried off, to tell the cook, and my pops arrived, beat up wearing a zoot suit. Then I woke up.