NinjaWookiee's DreamJournal - My tales of bullshit

06.25.2010

Fight about the screen quality (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at Patricks and we watched TV. The screen quality was very bad. I said to him: "My father will buy a new TV soon for us. It will be as big as yours, but it got a way better screen quality."
Patrick was kinda pissed and answered: "You know, that the TV's which you buy, never are as good as they, which you see in the shop, right?"

03.27.2010

An evening at Jans (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Patrick, Jan, Daniel, Dominik and me were in a room, with a big marriage bed and a giant tv. It seems to be Jans room.
We played videogames or we watched TV. Anyways it was a fun evening.
Later we all had to go. While we put on our jackets and shoes someone told this:
"Did you hear it? Someone did shit and Benedikt (ex-neighbour) got guilty for it."
Patrick said: "What? He again is guilty for something? Everytime it was his fault back then, for expample when we ????. Why does he still do something like this today?"
Jan gave me a chocolate bar, my grandma left here at the last family-holiday-eating.

Greetings from Germany,
Matthias.

03.18.2010

Sleep-over at Patricks part 2 starring Arnold Schwarzenegger (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I remember leaving a house, that seems to be my pal Patricks home. (I spent the night there (Look at my last dream))
I walked into a forest, sat down and read a book. Later it got dark and I wanted to go home. But then a group of teenagers came (14 to 16 years), some of them weared hopper-clothes. They wanted to fight and after a short dialog with the 'leader', who used the word "dragée" in every second sentence, a battle started. I had no problems beating my enemies up.

Then a man appeared, who looked exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger in 'Conan, the barbarian'. He has a little plasticsword. At first he posed like in the movie and grinned at me, then he fighted with me against the teenagers.

Greetings from Germany,
Matthias.

Meh. Boring dream ahead..

03.17.2010

Sleep-over at Patricks (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I don't know what happened before the following thing:
I walked around in 'my home' and packed some stuff in my old, green military backpack for a sleep-over at my pals home.

My pal Patrick was waiting outside. I packed 'Magic: The Gathering'-stuff in the backpack and I remember having the hought, only to take three of my decks with me (the blue one, the black-blue one and another one I can't remember). While I was packing, a TV in the same room was on.
The home, I called 'my home' was more similar to Patricks home in real life, than mine.

Greetings from Germany,
Matthias.

03.09.2010

'Avatar'-DVD US-Import (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID






I was somewhere in the USA in a little kind of shoppingmall. I walked into a shop with gigantic and halfways unsorted shelves. I found a big shelf with "AVATAR"-DVDs and blu rays. I looked at them. There where two differten DVD versions. One cost 16 $ and on 18 $. I choosed the 16 $-Version, because the cover looked better (There wasn't just one half of a Na'vi face on it, like the real 'AVATAR'-posters; instead there was pictures from the movie on it.). I even rembered, that I got a 20 €-bill from my grandmother yesterday (In real life). At this point I even remembered to my mother, who can't speak English but also wants to see the movie again. (Again a memory from the RL)
While I stood there at the shelf and looked at the DVD's, I heard how a guy near me got supported by an employee. They talked about Predator-comics and at one point the custome said something like: "Hehe, with this version I can say < My predator is shorter >."
(Jump in time)
Now I stand in front of the shop, with the DVD in my hand. All of a sudden my buddy Patrick appeared, layed his arm around my shoulders and wanted to go with me somewhere. I noticed, that he weared one of my shirts (I weared exactly this shirt in RL as I dreamed this dream. O.o). It was a white shirt, with two chinese dragons on it and some asian writing.
Well, I asked him all the time why he was wearing my shirt and how he came here in all of a sudden. The only thing I remember he said, was something like: "I looked on Googlemaps."

Here my dream ended. I bet, my brain waked me up on purpose, because I realized all the unlogic things. I think, it's a very interesting experience.
In addition to that, I also could remember something, that happened to me in real-life before. That's also good.

Greetings from Germany,
Matthias.

The weirdest dream I ever had in my life! O.o

03.05.2010

Ugly shit (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


OMFG this was damn weird! O.o

Two friends of mine (Patrick and Jan) and me went on a vacation. We arrived at a warm place. I saw some kind of pool and because it was warm and I was so happy I ran to it and jumped in. Jan and Patrick started laughing, because they knew something, I don't knew about. I recognized, that there was a lot of shit in the pool and at the same time a cameraman appeared to film everything for a TV-show. I started laughing, too, and throw some of the shit at the cameraman.
Somehow I lost a bet with this and so I got my right hand cut off but I got another one for it.
(Fast forward in time)
We sat on a couch and watched TV (I think we watched spanish Baseball). On the table was a bowl with my chopped hand. It looked kinda like it pulled through a meatgrinder now. My 'new' hand was sewed on so badly, that I could easily take it off.
Then I had to make right my friends trousers turn-ups with my mouth (because of the lost bet).
Later someone asked, why we don't call the Spanish language 'Citron' instead of 'Spanish'...