Insights from Id

I walk into a church, looking for someone. I walk up to a girl and ask, "Is this the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints?".
The girl lifts an eyebrow at me. "Very good. Most people just call us Mormons."
She begins to ask me questions while I look around for (a guy who I work with IRL who happens to be Mormon). I give curt answers, trying to make it clear I have no desire to join their church, but she continues to ask questions. I get more annoyed with each individual question. Finally, I turn to her and tell her that I'm not interested, I'm just looking for someone. I wake up.