Euphoric flashes into ecstasy. It got pretty intense today. I feel myself get out of bed, open the door, and leave my bedroom, all while not seeing anything and still feeling as if I'm lying down at the same time. Only when I reach the laundry room do I start seeing things. It's dark in there and I'm searching for J (gotta remember to do Mindraker's password next time). I walk a bit farther in and find her, but she's a zombie and comes after me. I throw her in the wash, able to fit her, and shut the door and turn it on. The dream starts over and I get out of bed to look for J again. She's outside on the deck, and I walk up to her and chat for a bit, about what I'm not sure. The dream starts over again and J is in my room. We start making out, then I see me making love to her so I don't get to feel anything. Unfortunate. I'm in an apartment, and I turn out to be roommates with Brian, the dog from Family Guy. He goes on about how we have to stop Bugsy, an outlaw pug. I now find myself in an epic battle to stop a demonic summoning. The man who holds the key to where the demon will be arriving attacks me, but is taken out by a stray arrow. I grab the key away from him. The tide of the battle is turning our way, so I decide to make it interesting. I see five objects on the wall that I hookshot and pull out. Before anyone can stop me I rush down to the wall and insert the key in the appropriate hole in the middle of it. The wall comes down and... Nothing. I walk into the room and see an elevator off to one side, so I figure the demon just hasn't taken the elevator yet. A few cohorts and I take the elevator down to an expansive dank, dark cave. While walking forward I am able to make out a fishy face in the mist, and this thing was huge. The size of a blue whale. The face opens its mouth and shoots its tongue at one of my comrades, wrapping it around him. I quickly chop off his head so he wouldn't have to suffer being eaten. I fly down to where the fish was and get a good look at him. It's a giant navy blue hagfish. It opens its mouth again to attack a comrade, but I knock her out of the way before it can feed on her. I see that the hagfish demon is sitting in a shallow pool of water, so I coax it to come after me. It starts to open its mouth again, and I back way up, out of its reach. It then rushes at me and when it reaches a certain point I come running after it and dive under its belly. I then thrust upward with my sword, raking it across its stomach, and I get a pleasant feeling as its insides wash down on me. Victory! I'm back in my apartment and am getting congratulatory phone calls about what I accomplished. Brian is there handling some of the calls. He tells me there's something on TV he wants me to see. It's a program on Bugsy the outlaw pug's latest wrongdoing. Go figure.
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