Chard's DJing This Party

I don't see anything and know I'm dreaming. I ask out loud why the dream feels the need to immediately respond to anything I think or feel, like if I were to just come up with the notion, "Send me to a nasty place." The dream responds by placing me in a classical Dante's Inferno type of hell, complete with fire and lava. I say "Well okay, if you want to do that then how about some ecstasy. I feel different nerves stimulating in my brain until it reaches the top, where I feel ecstasy for a brief period.

I'm now in a world made up of planes that are all at 90 degree angles from each other, sort of like Minecraft. To the right of me is a fenced house where two of my cousins are staying. They seem to be the boss of this world. To the left I see a wall stretching all the way to the horizon, a black void with stars shining from it. I pick a spot and am quickly transported to a planet around that star. I have a look around a house just like any earthly home and hear a voice speaking, "He'll bring water to where it's needed in the galaxy." I walk into a room with a fire hydrant in the middle of it. It shoots off through the ceiling and suddenly water is erupting from the ground. I run off but pause a moment when I see a cat trying to climb in a toilet of all places to hide from the water. I try to help the cat but am transported back to the Minecraft star junction.

I pay Earth a visit next. It zooms into view from outside the Milky Way on in to our solar system, then Earth, then the U.S., Missouri (which is labeled by the way - so is Illinois, but it's misspelled), then the St. Louis area onto a dock by a lake at sunset. I relax a bit, take a look around, then back to the star map.

I see a dark spot on the map where there are no stars and quickly pick a different spot because I have a fear of hurtling through space with no end in sight. The dream must have sensed my apprehension because instead of sending me where I wanted to go it shifted my view back to the dark spot. Not one to back down from a challenge I dive headlong into the black area and just float through the void a bit. Back to the star map.

Since I always wondered what the view was like on a planet within a nebula, I pick one. As it zooms in I find it's super close to a black hole and in danger of being sucked in. My view keeps trying to shift to the black hole but I hold steady and arrive at the planet. It's a really cool sight to see plants and trees lifting off the planet with the nebula as a backdrop, even though it all would inevitably be gone soon. I'm lifting off the planet and into the black hole, which can be scary but I'm always curious what I find inside. When I hit the singularity I'm back on the planet again, except everything is normal. I look to the sky and see no nebula; instead, there's a giant red star in the sky. I'm now thinking that I traveled back in time right before the star exploded so now I would be treated to a real visual treat watching a supernova, but I wake up.