Agthoek's Dream Journal

Forgot my dream, only remember a boring fragment

Overly ripe banana (fragment)

I want to eat a banana but it's way too ripe, so I'll use a spoon to remove the brown parts.

Out of prison

My sister and my mom come out of prison after years, they can finally eat some good quality food.

Sea fleas bouquet

In the dinning room at my parent's house, my sister and my mom just arrived, my sister leaves a bouquet of flowers she brought at the beach on the floor. From the bouquet come out lots of sea fleas, or translucent cockroaches, and other beach crustaceans, crawling on the floor and my feet. Then I’m at the beach, my sister is here, I join two guys playing football.

Math-kun and Math-chan

A woman makes math calculations on white background : Binary : 0.50000000000/*something* = 0.00000000005, same with 20 instead of 5. Blue X (male) and pink O (female), each combination of X and O gives a different result. The woman is on the brink of a new math discovery. She wants to classify the Xs and Os in order of combinations (1 letter = 2 combinations, 2 letters = 4, 3 = 8... a bit like the classification of the Busy Beavers), which all have different names (OXOO = *something*-chan, XX = *something*-kun...).

Divine shopping

At a grocery store, everyone is buying things at prices with divine meaning.

Discord melody ban

On a beatbox Discord, improvised tag-team : a kid does the melody, a guy does the beat, I hear them even after leaving, I come back, I mute myself but I get instently banned.

Skelet-demon chase at MacDonald's

Me and a guy are being chased by a demonic entity : a skeleton man with eyes of green light, riding his demonic black ostrich, who also has green light eyes. We're running around a sofa, I'm riding a horse. Then the beatboxer Remix now has the same hairstyle as Taras Stanin (blond and brown) who's with him. They order Macdonald's at the drive thru. Then the entity returns as Batman, chasing me at MacDonald's, at night, between the tables. He then regains his skeleton/ostrich form, and again, I’m riding my horse around a couch. But this time he's catching up. So I make a sudden backflip and take his top hat. I put it on before slamming my face on the ground, and I gain one of his abilities : I have a skelton head.

Badly shaved

I'm shaving my sideburns, but checking the mirror, I realize I've shaved parts of my hair. I try to put it back in place but the damage is already done...

Trung Bao's teeth problem

I'm beatboxing with Trung Bao, I see a bubble of thought/memory : a smoke detector-shaped object suspended from a retractable rope going back and forth between the bars of a tall red structure, like a crane, all in sync with Trung’s beatbox. Combos with the đ sound, I imagine Slykku countering his beat in a battle. I was going to tell him about the fast inwards/outwards hi-hats technique of Helium but he tells me about his teeth : there are tiny holes in three of them. "You should talk to a doctor about it", I say. I then think of the message he could send his doctor : "...I’m a beatbox performer btw". Then we're at the grocery store, in front of the vegetables, I take the tray of green peppers and chew, taking stems and seeds that I spit out several times for something related to Trung’s teeth.

Summonings fail (LD)

I'm biking home from work, the manager calls me : I left an hour too early. I'll catch up the hour later. Now I'm in front of a grocery store, I become lucid, I'm kind of tired while still riding my bike, looking in the air. I see the sky plus an overlapping, but blurry reality where I'm lying in my bed (not my exact bedroom, so I'm lucid dreaming + having a false awakening, at the same time). I keep checking my left arm, which is invisible, multiple times to be sure I'm dreaming. I try to summon things in the sky (dragon, GTA helicopter...) but nothing appears. Usually I'm very good at summoning in LDs so I'm surprised it didn't work at all here.

Villa on a sunny day

I'm in a car with some guys, we fill the back seat with clothes and we drive. The guys tell me that we're going camping for a few days. The view of the sea on this sunny day is beautiful. We arrive at the "camping" site : a luxury villa with a small jacuzzi, a small pool of cold water, a large swimming pool...

Safe money and nice proteins

I'm in an apartment or a small house, my sister forgot to take her money, so I put all her bills in her safe. Then I'm in a store, I take protein bars (white chocolate, vanilla...).

Bad scrabble letters

I'm playing online scrabble, my letters : JWYVSL. I find nothing good to play.

Soup party and history latecomers

There are three bags of dried soup in a cardboard box each representing teenagers : a blond guy and three girls. The guy calls a fourth girl for a party in the box, one of them is his sister. Then I'm in high school, a guy wakes up sitting at a table after having little sleep after a party. He picks up something I borrowed from him in my bag, and I realize I have History/Geography class "in a minute ago" (it’s something-51, I'm late by one minute). I take a notebook and quickly climb the stairs. I'm not the only one late, the male teacher and an old lady are there waiting for us in front of the door. I realize I've already come to this place in the previous years. The teacher says that usually, the late ones forget their notebook. Then he goes downstairs to get the rest of the latecomers.

Treasure search at the beach

On the beach with my brother and his wife, we're looking for things buried in the sand. I use a spear (wooden handle, metal tip), I find waste (plastic...), but I lose the tip of the spear under the sand, so I use a plexiglas machete. I think I found a crab, But it's actually the molt, or half shell of a giant lobster (small black eyes and red shell). His tail is just above me, his head is in the shape of a shovel. I could then take it to dig better. I repeat, all excited : "A shovel ! A shovel !".

Human bears and fake heron

I'm walking in a forest, and meet a family of brown bears on the way. I get into a ball (because you're supposed to play dead when faced with them) and cover my eyes and ears. Whan they pass me, they become human. One is a girl, she can't stop looking at me. I continue to walk, when a fake heron is rolling near me (probably pushed from far away by someone). Its thin legs, with wheels, clip into two small holes provided for this purpose near the skew. I try to move the heron to other holes but can't. then I go back because the sun is going down. It's now dark, I pass by the monkeys enclosure of the zoo, the jungle ambiance is scary, a macaque quickly passes right in front of me, hanging from a vine.

Trump rap and earthquake

Donald Trump is preparing a rap speech : rhymes with old school rap. Outside, when the speech begins, people rush to enter the barriers and then stop to listen. Then everyone is inside, a guy throws a banana peel on the wall, it sticks. Then suddenly an earthquake, Trump joins his helicopter on the roof, people take refuge on the roof, total panic, everything collapses (floors, buildings...), I run towards the forest path from the previous dream, I hit a military guy in the face, he falls dead, I loot his stuff : a machine gun in a bag. His two comrades did not see me, but I take an other route just in case.

Saving Alex

I'm watching the Wizards of Waverly Place on ipad : episode (doesn't exist IRL) where Alex tries to hang herself with a purple rope because the sun is rising and she has nowhere to hide (I wonder why she doesn't hide in in a kitchen drawer), because the sun is deadly to her, like a vampire. But Justin sings to convince her not to do it : "...because you want to fuck everything up !".

Overpriced things and chocolate ice cream

In a grocery store, I test something : I buy a whole part of a shelf : a radiator, many different chocolate bars... It costs more than 200 €, I pay, but there's a problem at the checkout : it displays 500 €. The cashier gives me a small wooden rhino while he goes to solve the problem. I do beatbox sounds on it : poh scratch and inward Pash laser. A man beside me thinks it’s funny, then the cashier returns, tells me I can be refund only for the radiator. My test has failed. I walk home, with my bag full of chocolates and a giant delicious white chocolate ice cream, inside stuffed with hazelnuts and red fruits. Then it becomes small without chocolate. Then I climb the stairs of an apartment, but their are missing stairs at the end (you have to lean over the void to go up).

Health products and Jerry's wish

I get an email from health insurance (probably), it sends me to a site where I choose among the items that they'll send me : water, products for health... The basic products, cheaper, are worth 225 health points by default (slidebar that goes from ~100 to ~1,000), I choose the 240 points option. But after choosing my products, and even having some of their glass water bottles in my hand, I can't remember my password to connect to the site (it's 68-something).

Then Jerry Smith (from Rick and Morty), but IRL version, no longer has something that was essential to him : a wish granted by Santa, who comes in (black clothes and not red). He's very big and round, and talks with Jerry in the house. Santa can predict things : he tells him that Jerry will tell him to give him back his wish or he'll start cocaine again. Jerry says a version of that : "...or I’ll go to prison", while looking at his hand, holding a cigarette and coke. Then he looks at his wife, stressed out, playing with a pen : "See ? She’s mad !".

Choosing forks

I'm choosing from a basket of different colored plastic forks (black, blue, mostly orange...).

Power of intention

There's a little girl in my parents' garden, everything she says comes true. Lots of frogs are scattered in the garden. With her power of intention, she makes them return to their box, and other stuff *forgot what happens next*.

Goat-demon vs Cantonese rice (fragment)

*Forgot what happened*, a grey goat-demon character chases and kills Cantonese rice characters.

A.I city (LD)

With some family, we're walking in a city, almost everything is visually like A.I, but not very advanced, like a version of around 2021. We pass the terrace of a restaurant, an A.I-woman gorilla is sitting, then we arrive in front of a building, the wall is blurred by an A.I cloud, I say something like "The I.A will be better when we'll pass through it", we do it, now we're like in a research center or an office, a pretty blonde girl is at the reception, I suddenly become lucid, but quickly wake up.

Goat-Santa chase and slide

Some characters are on the bottom of long and large stairs in nature, one of the Cantonese rice characters explains (compared to my Goat-demon vs Cantonese rice dream) to their leader (a grey demon with a goat head) that their species was almost genocided by one of them (their enemy), so somebody has to pay. The leader is afraid : "Wowowo!", all the characters are chasing him : skeletons of mini Cantonese rice dragons, etc... The leader manages to reach the top of the stairs and get a vehicle allowing him to slide down the stairs, and pass through a checkpoint : a large red sign at the end of a ramp with small red pillars to destroy, in the desert/canyon of red sand, as the sun sets. Then he becomes Santa Claus, goes up the stairs, and descends again with his Christmas sled. But this time I control him in 3rd person (like a video game, but I'm not lucid) : I do bad jumps on ramps that make me lose speed, so I bypass the final ramp. But the map tells me that it was an essential checkpoint. I turn around, but I'm going too slowly so I bump the pillars one by one. I turn around again to destroy the checkpoint sign at high speed.

Spit snaring

Me and two of my brothers-in-law are training the spit snare (a beatbox sound).

Hard homework

A girl from high school gives me her homework to do for the next day (english, french, history...), I manage english, but I struggle with a complicated text in french : I can't answer some very important questions that are worth a lot of points. The next day, the girl has a bad grade, her teacher suspects her of cheating. I confess to her parents that I did her whole homework, I explain to them my thinking process for the text in french.

Mont Céleste & Volvo opponents

I am an employee in a store, customers warn me that there's a problem : the automatic doors, behind layers of curtains, don't open anymore. I repair it, people applaud me. Some are walking their dogs.
Then an old lady asks me where I am going, I reply "Mont Céleste, Plateau 3" : a huge snow mountain chain (but really I'm going somewhere else, it's way too much walking). She follows me and sees the mountains, with the name of the place written above. I start to go there, then I discreetly turn around and join a group of student teenagers on the grass field : they are many, they go to the same place, some run and others walk, I run.
I fall down a steep slope, I arrived. A guy followed me, a girl was already there. The place is a square park with grass, some bushes and poles or pillards. I show them how it works here, because I’m certain I’ve done this before (I've had the same dream before) : more and more cars (all the same : black Volvo v40) will spawn and try to crush us. To destroy them, you have to put yourself between them and a pole. They'll crash into it. The bushes are also a good place to hide.

Cops, fight and doomscrolling

I'm walking on the sidewalk in front of my parents' house, many policemen are here, they're arresting a guy, taking him out of his car, I accidentally bump a bunch of cops, then a girl gets in a fight with a fake policewoman trying to give her a ticket, they fight while screaming. Then I'm in a house, my mom is at the table, I'm scrolling instagram reels, my screen is shown on TV. The reels : an ad with Nunca Muda? by ScytherMane playing, aliens girls with the alien emoji on their faces dancing...

Airport and store employee

I'm an airport security employee, I'm watching things pass through the x-ray machine. Then I'm cashier at a grocery store, a man buys some water.

Hot or cold ?

At my sister's house, I take a cold shower as it is warm and sunny outside, but I see huge dark grey clouds coming, so I take a hot shower, but I end up opting for cold water.

Corn prank/betrayal

A corn grain climbs around his buddy’s car (who isn't corn) while trying to hide a cherry tomato on his back. They are on a growing Fortnite tower. The corn grain makes his friend believe that he's helping him But his friend, in the car, saw that. The corn grain tells him it was a prank but he's angry, the tomato is like a betrayal for him.

Parked flirting

Two girls are parked in a car, and two guys come flirting with them. One of the girls taunts a guy, but his response is great (I forgot it), and he manages to kiss her. When the guys leave, I go ask the girls something unrelated but no answer because they are still overwhelmed by what just happened.

Phonk, dog and map (LD)

*WBTB WILD* I'm lying in my bed, eyes closed, my arms rise up on their own, then the dream is created : I hear music that I've never heard before (probably phonk, with "eh, eh, eh" in loop). Then I'm in a bedroom, I slowly fall and bump my head against the bed. Through a hole in the bed sheet I can see a dog under the bed. *short awakening* A world map appears in front of me.