non-lucid

Creepy grannies : shush of horror

At the dinning table in my parent's house, there are two strange old ladies. One of them is a creepy cartoon character (beige skin, really creepy eyes. She reminded me of a mix between Double King's animation by Felix Colgrave and Mokey's show). She says "Shhhh!" to someone, but super hollow and with a snake sound, through her giant mouth full of darkness.

Creepy grannies : forbidden snacks

Gumball and Darwin are in the house of two old ladies who welcome them with warm smiles, even offering them soup to eat. But the grannies end up revealing that they're planning to eat them. They manage to escape, they're in my hometown. They want to call the police but first dial the wrong number, then get hung up on. Hiding in a bush, Gumball and Darwin finally manage to call the police, while whispering. But the creepy grannies arrive by parachute, jumping from a light aircraft. The two boys understand that they have a tracker in them (must've been hidden in the soup). The police will end up arresting the creepy grannies, finally putting a stop the the menace.

Fluffy dog adoption

I stopped driving because I saw two fluffy stray dogs on the road : a white one and a brown one. I really want to save them from homelessness, but I can only take one in my car. It’s hard but I choose white (he looks more cute and fluffy). I telepathically tell him to get in my car, which he happily does.

Yogurt gamble

There are three vanilla yogurt pots in front of me. I can choose to gamble and have, for each one, a one-in-three chance that the amount of yogurt decreases. I "click" on them, spamming, but they all decrease in yogurt. So thanks to the most filled one, I can now use the talent of an athlete (which is a perk that just appeared), which guarantees me an increase in yogurt in the other pots. Each pot has an athlete of a different sport as a perk (with their pictures).

Magnus rage

I click on the new Youtube video of Julien Song : "Why did Magnus punch the table at this game" : Magnus vs Gukesh : Magnus, with two white pawns and a complicated but winning position, advances the wrong pawn. Realizing that he's going to lose to the king and bishop of Gukesh, he slams the table, enraged.

Skill show and magic lights

Surrounded by an audience, the most precise guy in the world juggles a ping pong ball against the ground with a long pool cue. He then has a wooden board with sharp nails : he has to swing yellow balloons on it by popping them one at a time in order. Then a girl takes his place, she succeeds for all the balloons except the last one.

She moves on to something else : launched fireworks sticks. We're now all in a classroom, in the dark. The fireworks sticks are making magnificent colors and trails. I take one of them, using it as a magic wand, as if I were casting the Lumos spell from Harry Potter. Plus I'm a wizard with a beard and long dark hair, dressed in an orange or light brown tunic. I throw fireworks with blue trails, the tip of my wand shines an orange light. All of that happens with a sweat folk music, similar to Elfen Lied by Lilium : "Sumbaya ti beliskeus, Sumbaya ti *forgot the rest of the lyrics*". I suddenly tell myself that these lights are not realistic and that it would be neat if I was dreaming right now. Then my sister, in the audience, calls me. I point my wand at her as a joke, but I throw the fireworks into the air.

I tried holding my breath for as long as I can while meditating before bed. Now I'm doing it while sleeping, which could be dangerous...

Breath holding, stumbling and girl bully

I'm in my parent's house's kitchen, breath holding contest vs Squeezie : I hold 3min45, him 4 minutes (time passes by faster than IRL). More people are here. They do a test : they make someone stumble, and the way they fall means something about them. A girl stumbles a guy, who slams his hand on the ground : "That means you’re a little puppy dog... *mocking pitty face*", she'll make him her victim. Then a girl gets stumbled, catches herself with the back of her hand. A guy is shocked to learn that girls do this when they fall. The girl from earlier begins bullying the guy who fell, slapping him multiple times (he doesn't even try to defend himself, like he's enjoying it). But then she has a flashback : she remembers that she has a partner (a girl), so she must choose between joining her and staying to victimize the guy. She decides to join her, but just before taking the locomotive, she makes her last big slap to the guy.

Russia vs Ukraine

Russia vs Ukraine : I see images of Putin and Zelensky, then a scene of the battlefield : russian troops are advancing in Ukraine's territory.

Breath holding contest IRL

Breath holding contest : me vs a guy, I hold barely 2 minutes (dream time), I'm holding the last seconds while dreaming and IRL at the same time, lying in my bed. The guy won.

Busy biking in town

I'm biking fast to take the train to a city to go to the airport, but on the way, I remember that I had something else more important to do.

Viking chess : checkers variation

I'm playing Viking Chess online, I have to leave a guard behind the king so as not to get him and two guards eaten in one triple move, like in checkers.

White van trip

I'm with my dad in the hallway of an apartment, I slide along the handrail to go downstairs. We have to get into a white van but there's no more room so dad has to go in the trunk. We're on the road to get out of town, I joke to the driver that if he drives too fast, the van will jump in the air. Then I say that I know this road by heart.

Petting from an other dimension

I'm petting a dog but there's something special about him. Maybe he's from another dimension ?

IRL Discord battle

We're maybe around 20 people from Discord, outside, and we're having a battle (not sure about what, I don't even know them). There are two groups (~10 people each), and we are in duos. I'm paired with a girl. I forgot what round 1 was about, but for round 2, I changed my name and profile picture to me in anime style. I see drawings of my anime version, with different expressions.

Scrabble whores

I'm playing online scrabble : I play WHORES, hooking the end of a word and also a floating R for OR.

Big men, small capsule

Me and some people are in a black circular object, probably a capsule. We're sitting in a circle, as if waiting for a roller coaster ride to begin : I'm now fat, Caseoh is behind me talking with an even bigger man behind him. There are also cartoon characters : a blue wolf guy, and others.

He shouldn't be aware...

I'm in the grocery store's warehouse, and I suddenly realize that I'm in a simulation (I'm not lucid, I just know it's a simulation, not a dream). I get immediately chased by the guards of the simulation.

Silly sounds at Stitch's house

I'm in the house of the beatboxer Stitch, in his kitchen, where he trains his polyphonic singing every day. Some people are here, I'm training my low poly, I tell an old man how tight the sound is, then I perfectly imitate the sound of this meme : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI66A...BvZXVqeXB0Ng==. It makes a girl and a guy laugh.

Electro-connection

I'm at my parents' house, in my bedroom, my brother knocks and enters, asks me what I am doing, I say "Nothing.", I start listening to music with wired headphones, and he puts on my bluetooth headphones, which are connected to my electronic music playlist. Some drumstep with a female singer is playing. Then I turn off my music, which cuts off his sound too.

Secret meal

At my parents' house, my dad and brother-in-law are there, I make myself a delicious meal (fried potatoes with ketchup, fresh parsley, and other stuff). I try to make the least amount of noise possible, and will discreetly eat it in my room.

Jack Cai motivation

A video of Jack Cai (a more muscular version) is playing on Youtube, titled "From trash to my best life". The thumbnail is him and a photo of him kayaking at the beach. He talks about how he changed his life by doing interesting things. Then a guy gives a speech in front of an audience (probably Tedx), talks about Jack Cai's video : "...Do you know why it has 12 ? It’s 12M views. It’s because he was unapologetically himself.

Brie de Meaux shopping craze

I'm at the grocery store, people are buying small brie de Meaux cheeses, I want the big version of it (a whole 3 kg cheese wheel), but I'm afraid there's none left.

Central opening (fragment)

I'm playing online chess on Chess.com : Me and my opponent are both trying to take the center.

King's indian defense : dream variation

On Chess.com : I have the black pieces, I want to play the King’s indian defense, I premove g6, my opponent puts his knight on c6 in two moves, already putting me in check, thinking that I'd premove again. I take his knight with a central pawn, he puts his other knight (who was already on f5) on h6. I put my h8 knight on f7 to attack his knight (my f7 pawn is on f6).

Mall purpose

I'm in a big shopping mall, but it feels like a recreational center. There are people around. I go to a closed shop, entering through a place in the door. It is dark, I take things (I'm not stealing, I have a goal in mind).

Going to the police

At my parent's house, something happened, we need to go to the police station.

Rick O'Connell's last fight

I'm Rick O'Connell. It is night. Me and en enemy are probably fighting on the rooftop of a tall building. I fall back from the building, clinging on to him. I sacrifice myself to kill him : I pierce our two bodies with a thick spear.

King's drum

I'm in the dinning room at my parent's house. Some evil purple reptilian entities are moving around in a piece of furniture. Then King (from One Punch Man) arrives. He's extremely afraid of the entities. He trembles so much that his hands begin drumming on their own on the table, holding laser scanners. The beat scares the entities, who do not dare to attack him because of that.

Garage sparrows

I'm at my parents' house, I go to drink liquid cream on the table outside, then my mom puts away the milk and cream cartons. She tells me she's released the birds (our sparrows, which we don't have IRL). I go and join them in the garage. I turn on the lights and sing a melody, put on music, then I imagine listening to music with my bluetooth headset, surrounded by chaos in a city.

Rey Enigma dance

A guy dressed up like Rey Enigma makes people smile by dancing in front of them, with music on his speaker : a big crowd on a stadium. He then sits with people to watch runners and dancers on the sports track.

Laughing with classmates

I’m in high school, first day of class, I'm talking and laughing with the guy to my left. Same with a blonde girl to my right. She tells me that drunk people would spit and vomit on themselves because the smell of saliva repels ticks. The teacher is not pleased by us chatting. The bell rings. The teacher makes some students swap places, I’m afraid of not being next to the girl or the guy I was chatting with. We just had math and history, students complain about the next class.

Forgot my dream, only remember a boring fragment

Overly ripe banana (fragment)

I want to eat a banana but it's way too ripe, so I'll use a spoon to remove the brown parts.

Out of prison

My sister and my mom come out of prison after years, they can finally eat some good quality food.

Sea fleas bouquet

In the dinning room at my parent's house, my sister and my mom just arrived, my sister leaves a bouquet of flowers she brought at the beach on the floor. From the bouquet come out lots of sea fleas, or translucent cockroaches, and other beach crustaceans, crawling on the floor and my feet. Then I’m at the beach, my sister is here, I join two guys playing football.

Math-kun and Math-chan

A woman makes math calculations on white background : Binary : 0.50000000000/*something* = 0.00000000005, same with 20 instead of 5. Blue X (male) and pink O (female), each combination of X and O gives a different result. The woman is on the brink of a new math discovery. She wants to classify the Xs and Os in order of combinations (1 letter = 2 combinations, 2 letters = 4, 3 = 8... a bit like the classification of the Busy Beavers), which all have different names (OXOO = *something*-chan, XX = *something*-kun...).

Divine shopping

At a grocery store, everyone is buying things at prices with divine meaning.

Discord melody ban

On a beatbox Discord, improvised tag-team : a kid does the melody, a guy does the beat, I hear them even after leaving, I come back, I mute myself but I get instently banned.

Skelet-demon chase at MacDonald's

Me and a guy are being chased by a demonic entity : a skeleton man with eyes of green light, riding his demonic black ostrich, who also has green light eyes. We're running around a sofa, I'm riding a horse. Then the beatboxer Remix now has the same hairstyle as Taras Stanin (blond and brown) who's with him. They order Macdonald's at the drive thru. Then the entity returns as Batman, chasing me at MacDonald's, at night, between the tables. He then regains his skeleton/ostrich form, and again, I’m riding my horse around a couch. But this time he's catching up. So I make a sudden backflip and take his top hat. I put it on before slamming my face on the ground, and I gain one of his abilities : I have a skelton head.

Badly shaved

I'm shaving my sideburns, but checking the mirror, I realize I've shaved parts of my hair. I try to put it back in place but the damage is already done...

Trung Bao's teeth problem

I'm beatboxing with Trung Bao, I see a bubble of thought/memory : a smoke detector-shaped object suspended from a retractable rope going back and forth between the bars of a tall red structure, like a crane, all in sync with Trung’s beatbox. Combos with the đ sound, I imagine Slykku countering his beat in a battle. I was going to tell him about the fast inwards/outwards hi-hats technique of Helium but he tells me about his teeth : there are tiny holes in three of them. "You should talk to a doctor about it", I say. I then think of the message he could send his doctor : "...I’m a beatbox performer btw". Then we're at the grocery store, in front of the vegetables, I take the tray of green peppers and chew, taking stems and seeds that I spit out several times for something related to Trung’s teeth.