non-lucid

Bull chase

I'm being chased by a white bull with long horns, I jump over the barrier right in time.

Dangerous witch taunting

I have a new job. After work (which has probably something to do with magic), I taunt our boss, which is an old witch with green skin, by playing with the handle of the wooden door that she's trying to lock. I make a playfull fighting pose, and it bothers her. The next day, after work, I play with the handle again, bothering her, and leaving grass traces on it. This time she's furious. I know that I fucked up because she could kill me at any moment. I just look down, to avoid escalating the situation. My colleagues, which are probably super heros, are afraid for me. They know how well-respected she is and how nobody dares looking for trouble with her.

My Little Poker

Poker experts are playing online, in 1v1 (they don't know each other's number of cards) : the guy to the right taunts his opponent by saying he only has one card left (which is true). But he doesn’t believe him, plus he has no more possible cards to play (his cards have male My Little Pony characters on them). The taunter plays his last card and wins.

Improvised song trios

I'm with my classmates (a mix of high school and like 5th grade), we're doing, in trios, an improvised song and dance in front of the class. The first three (a chubby girl from high school, a guy from 5th grade, and another guy), end their show in the dark, one guy poh scratches, my reaction to his beatbox combo : "Oh damn...". They end with what I call a contemporary dance of wonder. Now it’s my trio's turn : I'm with two guys from high school. There are spinning prickly tube-shaped christmas trees with tinsel, I say "I have a completely stuffed nose so I can’t do the beat and melody at the same time.", as I stress a little to find a melody. I find one, that I sing to the guys so they know what to look for.

Interior mountain climbing

I'm at a climbing complex with a guy, we're climbing a brown artificial indoor mountain made of hard plastic. We then head back to the entrance.

Sponge-dress cave

There's a girl with a green dress made of rough material. She's wearing the dress but also inside of it, as tiny as a dust mite : it's like a she's in a green cave made of sponge (there are holes everywhere).

Scrabble BOG

I'm playing online scrabble, I play BOG at the bottom of the board, the O is a powerful letter.

Coffee and beatboxing

I'm at my sister's house, a friend of hers arrives, I make her a coffee (Nespresso pod), then I do a beatbox melody with voice and throat bass as I get ready to go outside. My sister needs to borrows some things from me.

Saitama's rock

Under the ground, in a cave made of light brown, almost golden rocks, is a smiling Saitama, lifting a giant rock above the head of two guys, thinking that it's over for them. But Saitama is just showing off his power.

Back in time

I have the power to go back in time : a girl walks past me, we say something to each other, a guy is sitting on a chair at like a lemon selling stand. I rewind time and repeat the scene several times but saying different things to the girl.

Will Smith's Egypt mystery

I'm watching an interview video of old Will Smith : sitting next to a white wall with hieroglyphs, he tells what he saw in front of an Egyptian monument. Eyes closed, mouth almost closed, he's in trance, spiritually channelling a little girl, with her voice : "My attacker was here..." But I don't find this video that interesting so I move on to something else.

Lawnmowers race in the red forest

Me, some people and probably my neighbours' dogs, are in the (dream) garden of my neighbours : a forest with red leaves and red grass. Two lawnmowers are racing each other. We're really hype for this race !

Indonesian vs tsunami, expectation = reality

People are at the beach, dipping their feet in the water, when suddenly a wave, wide but not that high, quickly comes toward them. People understand that it's a tsunami. Everyone runs, in panic. Then there is this Indonesian woman, not running immediately : Everything she expects to happen, happens (I'm just the dream cam, but it annoys me that she expects to be miraculously saved instead of running directly) : a brave muscular, bearded, long haired and shirtless Indian man takes a child and the woman’s child in his arms, saving them from the wave (he runs faster than a tsunami, come on...). Seeing that the wave is catching up with her, the woman hides in a burrow under the sand. Then a tree trunk arrives and perfectly fills the hole's entrance, thus protecting her from the tsunami.

She will spend three years in this burrow, trapped by water, only being able to drink the salt water flowing drop by drop from between the trunk and the sand. She will eventually join her family in her house, who thought she was gone for good. She can finally eat some delicious burger patties, her first meal in three years !

Creepy grannies : shush of horror

At the dinning table in my parent's house, there are two strange old ladies. One of them is a creepy cartoon character (beige skin, really creepy eyes. She reminded me of a mix between Double King's animation by Felix Colgrave and Mokey's show). She says "Shhhh!" to someone, but super hollow and with a snake sound, through her giant mouth full of darkness.

Creepy grannies : forbidden snacks

Gumball and Darwin are in the house of two old ladies who welcome them with warm smiles, even offering them soup to eat. But the grannies end up revealing that they're planning to eat them. They manage to escape, they're in my hometown. They want to call the police but first dial the wrong number, then get hung up on. Hiding in a bush, Gumball and Darwin finally manage to call the police, while whispering. But the creepy grannies arrive by parachute, jumping from a light aircraft. The two boys understand that they have a tracker in them (must've been hidden in the soup). The police will end up arresting the creepy grannies, finally putting a stop the the menace.

Fluffy dog adoption

I stopped driving because I saw two fluffy stray dogs on the road : a white one and a brown one. I really want to save them from homelessness, but I can only take one in my car. It’s hard but I choose white (he looks more cute and fluffy). I telepathically tell him to get in my car, which he happily does.

Yogurt gamble

There are three vanilla yogurt pots in front of me. I can choose to gamble and have, for each one, a one-in-three chance that the amount of yogurt decreases. I "click" on them, spamming, but they all decrease in yogurt. So thanks to the most filled one, I can now use the talent of an athlete (which is a perk that just appeared), which guarantees me an increase in yogurt in the other pots. Each pot has an athlete of a different sport as a perk (with their pictures).

Magnus rage

I click on the new Youtube video of Julien Song : "Why did Magnus punch the table at this game" : Magnus vs Gukesh : Magnus, with two white pawns and a complicated but winning position, advances the wrong pawn. Realizing that he's going to lose to the king and bishop of Gukesh, he slams the table, enraged.

Skill show and magic lights

Surrounded by an audience, the most precise guy in the world juggles a ping pong ball against the ground with a long pool cue. He then has a wooden board with sharp nails : he has to swing yellow balloons on it by popping them one at a time in order. Then a girl takes his place, she succeeds for all the balloons except the last one.

She moves on to something else : launched fireworks sticks. We're now all in a classroom, in the dark. The fireworks sticks are making magnificent colors and trails. I take one of them, using it as a magic wand, as if I were casting the Lumos spell from Harry Potter. Plus I'm a wizard with a beard and long dark hair, dressed in an orange or light brown tunic. I throw fireworks with blue trails, the tip of my wand shines an orange light. All of that happens with a sweat folk music, similar to Elfen Lied by Lilium : "Sumbaya ti beliskeus, Sumbaya ti *forgot the rest of the lyrics*". I suddenly tell myself that these lights are not realistic and that it would be neat if I was dreaming right now. Then my sister, in the audience, calls me. I point my wand at her as a joke, but I throw the fireworks into the air.

I tried holding my breath for as long as I can while meditating before bed. Now I'm doing it while sleeping, which could be dangerous...

Breath holding, stumbling and girl bully

I'm in my parent's house's kitchen, breath holding contest vs Squeezie : I hold 3min45, him 4 minutes (time passes by faster than IRL). More people are here. They do a test : they make someone stumble, and the way they fall means something about them. A girl stumbles a guy, who slams his hand on the ground : "That means you’re a little puppy dog... *mocking pitty face*", she'll make him her victim. Then a girl gets stumbled, catches herself with the back of her hand. A guy is shocked to learn that girls do this when they fall. The girl from earlier begins bullying the guy who fell, slapping him multiple times (he doesn't even try to defend himself, like he's enjoying it). But then she has a flashback : she remembers that she has a partner (a girl), so she must choose between joining her and staying to victimize the guy. She decides to join her, but just before taking the locomotive, she makes her last big slap to the guy.

Russia vs Ukraine

Russia vs Ukraine : I see images of Putin and Zelensky, then a scene of the battlefield : russian troops are advancing in Ukraine's territory.

Breath holding contest IRL

Breath holding contest : me vs a guy, I hold barely 2 minutes (dream time), I'm holding the last seconds while dreaming and IRL at the same time, lying in my bed. The guy won.

Busy biking in town

I'm biking fast to take the train to a city to go to the airport, but on the way, I remember that I had something else more important to do.

Viking chess : checkers variation

I'm playing Viking Chess online, I have to leave a guard behind the king so as not to get him and two guards eaten in one triple move, like in checkers.

White van trip

I'm with my dad in the hallway of an apartment, I slide along the handrail to go downstairs. We have to get into a white van but there's no more room so dad has to go in the trunk. We're on the road to get out of town, I joke to the driver that if he drives too fast, the van will jump in the air. Then I say that I know this road by heart.

Petting from an other dimension

I'm petting a dog but there's something special about him. Maybe he's from another dimension ?

IRL Discord battle

We're maybe around 20 people from Discord, outside, and we're having a battle (not sure about what, I don't even know them). There are two groups (~10 people each), and we are in duos. I'm paired with a girl. I forgot what round 1 was about, but for round 2, I changed my name and profile picture to me in anime style. I see drawings of my anime version, with different expressions.

Scrabble whores

I'm playing online scrabble : I play WHORES, hooking the end of a word and also a floating R for OR.

Big men, small capsule

Me and some people are in a black circular object, probably a capsule. We're sitting in a circle, as if waiting for a roller coaster ride to begin : I'm now fat, Caseoh is behind me talking with an even bigger man behind him. There are also cartoon characters : a blue wolf guy, and others.

He shouldn't be aware...

I'm in the grocery store's warehouse, and I suddenly realize that I'm in a simulation (I'm not lucid, I just know it's a simulation, not a dream). I get immediately chased by the guards of the simulation.

Silly sounds at Stitch's house

I'm in the house of the beatboxer Stitch, in his kitchen, where he trains his polyphonic singing every day. Some people are here, I'm training my low poly, I tell an old man how tight the sound is, then I perfectly imitate the sound of this meme : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI66A...BvZXVqeXB0Ng==. It makes a girl and a guy laugh.

Electro-connection

I'm at my parents' house, in my bedroom, my brother knocks and enters, asks me what I am doing, I say "Nothing.", I start listening to music with wired headphones, and he puts on my bluetooth headphones, which are connected to my electronic music playlist. Some drumstep with a female singer is playing. Then I turn off my music, which cuts off his sound too.

Secret meal

At my parents' house, my dad and brother-in-law are there, I make myself a delicious meal (fried potatoes with ketchup, fresh parsley, and other stuff). I try to make the least amount of noise possible, and will discreetly eat it in my room.

Jack Cai motivation

A video of Jack Cai (a more muscular version) is playing on Youtube, titled "From trash to my best life". The thumbnail is him and a photo of him kayaking at the beach. He talks about how he changed his life by doing interesting things. Then a guy gives a speech in front of an audience (probably Tedx), talks about Jack Cai's video : "...Do you know why it has 12 ? It’s 12M views. It’s because he was unapologetically himself.

Brie de Meaux shopping craze

I'm at the grocery store, people are buying small brie de Meaux cheeses, I want the big version of it (a whole 3 kg cheese wheel), but I'm afraid there's none left.

Central opening (fragment)

I'm playing online chess on Chess.com : Me and my opponent are both trying to take the center.

King's indian defense : dream variation

On Chess.com : I have the black pieces, I want to play the King’s indian defense, I premove g6, my opponent puts his knight on c6 in two moves, already putting me in check, thinking that I'd premove again. I take his knight with a central pawn, he puts his other knight (who was already on f5) on h6. I put my h8 knight on f7 to attack his knight (my f7 pawn is on f6).

Mall purpose

I'm in a big shopping mall, but it feels like a recreational center. There are people around. I go to a closed shop, entering through a place in the door. It is dark, I take things (I'm not stealing, I have a goal in mind).

Going to the police

At my parent's house, something happened, we need to go to the police station.