The Blue Saga

Finally!

DreamLucid Dream

I do a WILD correctly and end up in a lucid dream, HURRAH! I'm in a daycare center for some reason and one of my friends is babysitting a bunch of crazy kids. The walls are white in a very strikingly white way. I leave the room with the kids because it's too noisy and I don't want to waste time or willpower making them disappear. The next room over is filled with bunk beds of people stacked on top of each other like sardines in a can. I push through them too.

After about twenty more minutes of pushing through rooms filled with children freaking out and a lot of other very random stuff, I find a quiet and empty room. It's like the others in that it's totally white all over: white walls, white ceiling, white floor. It's small, about the size of a walk in closet. I close the door behind me and turn my back to the wall. My plan is to ask for my dream guide, who I haven't met yet. I say in a loud voice, "When I turn around my dream guide will be behind me." Then I turn quickly. An aether-colored spirit hovers in the air for a second, but as I try to talk to it, it fades away. Frustrated, I leave the room. When I open the door, I am confronted by three things at once: a stuffed purple dog barking at me, a screaming toddler, and Sue Sylvester from Glee. When I see them I just explode with anger. "Oh, no you are NOT trying to distract me from my lucidity! I worked hard for this! I deserve to find my damn dream guide!" I snap my fingers and the dog disappears with the toddler. Only Sue is left, yelling at me through her big megaphone! Before I can say anything, she starts throwing things at me. They bounce off without hurting, which makes her mad. "Sue, I have no clue why you're even here but no matter what you throw, you can't hurt me. This is my dream and I call the shots, okay?" I am so angry that I wake up.