non-lucid

So last night was yet another unsuccessful lucid dream. I can't really recall much of it but what I can remember is worth the write. So I was in this castle. And there was dungeons all over the place and people that I knew.. (not in real life). Anyways I was taken to a dungeon and once the door flung open I saw a barber standing next to a chair, that had been fashioned pike a torture device. Gasping, I tried to escape but my attempts were pitiful as I was unable to run, as if my legs were buried in quick sand. They strapped me in the chair, and before I knew it I was getting my hair cut. That's all it was. Not some scheme to get me to talk or to torture me in some way. It was just a regular barber with scissors and a shaving machine. The doors bolted closed, and I recall hearing a voice saying, "Untill that hair is cut, he can not leave.". Exiting right.... No..

Its been a while since i last wrote in my dj,but recently my dreams have been as real and crazy as ever,so i feel that i need to get back into lucid dreaming. So here it goes. Last night was one of the wierdest and realistic dreams i have ever had. I dont remember it very well,but what i can recall is enough to make you say WTF. So i am at this Festival of some sort with live music. Im with a girl that im trying to seduce and my brother is there with his girl. For some reason only one of the girls can have sex that evening. (yes alot of my dreams have a relation to intimacy because well,im a man). So i leave it to my brother and sacrifice my own blue balls. As my brother leaves me and the girl head to a huge tent,alot like the ones in harry potter where they look small,barely enough to hold two people but once you get inside,its the size of a mansion. İnside the well designed colorful tent i see my family sat around a table. We talk up to them and sit down. I light a cigarrete and before i know it my family ( my mom and dad) hand me ecstasy. Without having a second thought i take the pill,but i drop it. They give me two more ( all in different colors for some reason). I drop them on the floor aswell. Fınally im able to hold a pill,and without thinking i throw it in my mouth. There are three pills on the floor and for some reason,no one is picking them up,as if the 3 second rule applied for drugs. Before they see i pick them up and put them in my pocket,thinking that i will take then on the plan home with me. Now in real life im a daily marajuana smoker but i havent got a curiosty for ecstasy,nor have i tried it. Back to the dream. What seems like 15 minuets pass and i find myself outside with the girl,and all of a sudden it hits me right in the face. I suddenly feel absolutely amazing and the band that is playing at the concert sounded stupendous. It was a mix of band of horses and animal collective. As the colors in the sky start to turn purpulish pink i realize im having a legit high in my dream. Which is crazy because its never been so intense and real,plus i had no idea i was dreaming. ( Usually your parents giving you drugs would be a deal Breaker. Nevertheless i continue listening to the amazing yet unknown band and all of a sudden i black out. Like literally everything goes dark for what seems like a few hours and i wake up in my bed.. The feeling ı woke up with was as if i had taken a hard drug ( ıv tried other things aswell).. i walked out of my room and all of a sudden found myself in a airport with the ecstasy still in my pocket. I THOUGHT I HAD WOKEN UP FOR REAL. And thats the wierd thing about the dream. I black out and wake up in my room thinkin its real life when its still a dream. So a few activities pass and i wake up for real in awe. Its was unbeliveable..

so all i can remember of this dream is i was
i was trying to get my macbook pro and the only way to get it was to tell someone that worked at apple and they come back in one day and give it to you . So i waited a day and they bought me a old model which wasn't good enough to work with music so i kept sending them back and they would always bring me a shitty macbook. After that i woke up and fell back asleep. I remember being in a kids playground that was designed like shi no numa in call of duty 5. As i was swinging on the monkey bars a kid came and pushed me on the floor. He then somehow threw a ice skating shoe at me. It missed me and i ran towards the guy and rugby tackled him to the floor. All of a sudden he turned into a girl and i started putting my p**** in her mouth for some unknown reason. Then i woke up. Another non -lucid random ass dream

So last night was another failure for LD but i still think I'm improving as i have been able to remember my dreams 3 nights in a row.. So last night i tried the D.I.L.D technique again but it didn't work. I was thinking of going to a door and trick or treating to complete this months easy challenge but instead i found myself playing football with some of my friends from cyprus. The football was really harsh for some reason. There was a lot of brutal gameplay.. But i can only remember those facts of the dream.

In my opinion LD for me is around the corner.

Ok. So last night was another failed attempt for LD. I tried the D.I.L.D method of putting my everyday cares and problems aside and thinking of a scenario over and over before going to sleep and repeating " I will have a lucid dream" It didnt work again. Anyways, ı remember being in this club with a my brother and ordering ice cream. LOTS of ice cream. There was an overweight african american waiter there that ı was kind of friends with. We had small chats in the dream i dont really remember but there was indeed dialog with her. As i was eating more and more ice cream i got a phone call from my uncle that he had found a engineer that can put a portable tv into my car for 10 dolars. So i left the club in a hurry and got in my car. But i soon realized i had forgotten my wallet in the club somewhere so i got out of my car and went back to the club. This time a bouncer questioned me and wouldnt let me get in the club because i wasnt with my brother for some reason. Then finally i said something and without qestion he let me in. It was a short fight but i got into the club and saw me diesel wallet on the counter. ( the same wallet i have in real life ). But as i was leaving the club the african american waiter stopped me and asked me where i was going. I said i was going out of town to deal with my car. ( At this point i have no idea why i want a tv in my car so badly and going a long distance to get it done) Before she said good bye she asked me if we would ever see each other again. I said that we would. ( why is this like a ending of a film ? i dont even know this girl). So i finally leave the club and get into the car. As ı am driving off a prostitute jumps on the car and begs to get in. I am going about 50 now and she is dangling on the back of the car with her legs hitting the floor while im driving. I stop the car and let her in. Then i wake up.


The funny thing is i wasnt thinking about any of this before i went to sleep and this is what i got. I guess i have to be more patient.

I can only remember parts of the dreams. So i am in this electronical store looking at the beats solo (ı have them in real life but they sound really weard, i think they have a problem).Somehow the electronical store is connected to a boardwalk,where my family is on a boat waiting for me to set out to sea.The earphones sound really good in my dream so i switch the ones in the store with my broken ones. As i am about to leave the store and get on the boat i find a little dog wandering around my legs. My family shouts out " throw the dog in the sea and lets get the fuck out of here". I am left with a choice. I look at the dog closely and see it has one blue eye and a normal eye. Its way to cute for me to throw it in the sea so i take it along with me. When i board the boat i find myself in a wierd place. Its like a ancient place in egypt but its a maze.And ı am stuck in it looking for a way out. All of a sudden my family turns into a bunch of people that i cant seem to remember ( i think they were famous people in real life) so i finally find my way out and ı wake up. My brother was leaving for school so i heard the door shut. As i fell back to sleep i found myself in a holiday like harbour. Two policemen walk upto me and we start talking. One of them is african american and we are really close friends. Anyways i cant remember what happened in between but i find myself waiting in front of a ordinary shop with cheetos in my hands and im sitting with my police friends. All of a sudden a figure emerges from the darkness and puts a snow mask on and walks into the shop like a robber.For some reason ı could hear what the robber was saying from very far away. He was saying " These are the two ".He walks into the shop and the policeman follow him in. And thats it. I wasnt able to make this one lucid because i didnt know it was a dream. Although it was very abstract...