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I am at a christian meeting, I like everyone there, but i cannot agree with them over their views on homosexuals This leads to friction and a tense atmosphere...the dream is blurry but i can remember being in a room with a lot of christian propganda and the passage by leviticus ( dont know if this is real or created ) which states a man and another man should not be together.

1) I am obi-wan_kinobi (wtf) in some sort of teenage school. I keep getting with all these girls when the U.S. starts attacking the schools with drones and Apache helecopters, we retreat to inside the school building where the universe starts to collapse.....

1) Became lucid, me and my friend forbes walked around throwing cars and stuff. Still lucid my dream directed some sort of star wars dream where i fought darth vader and we ended up falling down some sort of exhaust shaft but i survived.

2)I am at my place of work and some of my friends. My friends who are there have (in reality) had life transforming events which has taken us far apart. In the dream one of my best friends, neil, has returned to work with me. My friend G didnt have her kid and is still young and beautiful. My friend Mike hasnt turned into a total bible freak. We are messing around, having a laugh. We goto Amsterdam, we are all sad that they shut down the sex musum and then we play rugby with a cake....

1. I am some sort of giant troll creature with a maul/giant hammer. Some humans are chasing me up a tower, when i get to the top they trap me, i manage to kill one with the hammer then some hobgoblin like creatures appear and kill the other, stating that they are honouring a deal we made earlier....

2. I am charging with cavalry towards my stately home, for some reason it is full of people of african origin. possibly a reference to the imperial age video game im playing....

3. Some sort of beauty contest, i am observing without a body.

first attempt at DILD failed last night.

I am standing on a bridge in my hometown looking up river with some of my friends. The river is fished a lot in the past by my father and I. We notice that there is a large triangle shaped of inordinately large fishing rods.

I triy the check hands technique to assert i was sleeping, as i look down to my hands I am greeted with the site of a fishing hook poking through my "rod" from top to bottom. One of my friends, Craig, steps forward and pulls the line (as is his character to wind me up in any way possible). I am generally not phased by pain so this was not a nightmare. I then went to a small bathroom and removed the lure. I attempt to urinate and, of course, like a bad comedy movie this results in my "rod" working rather like a hosepipe with holes in it. Roughly at this point my girlfriend inadvertantly elbows me and i am awake.

The next dream I am playing a new version of resident evil with Craig (again), the game becomes the dream and i am running around a virtual world. After 60 minutes (possibly borrowed from the real videogame, Napoleon total war) I lose the game and a super monster appears. The super monster has the body of a gorilla walking upright, with the head of george bush and a stars and stripes top hat, it picks up a car and throws it at the vehicle i am in killing me and ending the dream.

The last dream I am in a hotel with my family waiting in the foyer, we get annoyed at waiting so long so I go to find where my father is. He is at the bar with 3 other people (one may have been my uncle). I hassle him to hurry up (he does this in real life!) and he jokes about. I go outside the hotel and I am sitting on a bench with a girl from my hometown. The bench is on a mountain - i realise I am in my hometown and my family are in america. At this point my girlfriend starts messing about with my internet connection (?) and i get annoyed at her and ignore her.

That was last night....