Jacob's Twisted Dreams

I'm at my grandparent's house. At the side of the house on the left is a perfect line of pine trees. More left past the trees is a flat pasture. This is real life. In my dream, the pasture is a neighborhood with a wooden fence instead of a barbed wire fence. There is a tall house, both my grandparent's house and their neighbor's house is above the tree line.

I go into my G'mas house and see all my family and other random people I've forgotten that I've known in the house. I climb up some stairs leading to the roof. They are old and have webs all over them. At the top is an attic. I close my eyes and teleport to the top of the attic and I'm on a flat roof with clouds perfectly even with my feet. The clouds look like an ocean and the roof is an island. I look down the edge of the house and see a small patch of floating grass. I carefully (the house is in the clouds - long drop) make my way from the roof to the grass patch at the side of the house. Relieved I reach up to grip the edge of the roof to move without fear of falling, but the roof is already grown way past my reach. I realize that the clouds were an ocean. I am standing behind a force field of some kind holding a line of water up in front of my face. So I'm staring at this GIANT wall of water and I get scared. I hear voices on the roof like 30' above my head. They drop a full sized cloth reclining chair down into the water. I see a person is strapped down on it with electrical tape and a black rubber cord. The person is bloated and blue faced with pieces of flesh just floating off his fat body like confetti in water. The chair spins in my face, I see a baby strapped in a car seat to the back of the chair. The baby is alive and squirming to get loose of the rope, it looks at me, but I can't do anything because the men are laughing at its death and they would see me and kill me. They go away and I reach to touch the green chair holding the two.

My arm goes into the force field but the water wraps around my arm since the force field protects it from the outside. Frustrated I yank my arm back. My action causes the water to ripple and make huge tidal waves. I cringe in fear when I hear the furious voices above me saying, "Someone knows of voldemort's murder!" I jump from the grass and onto this weird hill side and slide down it (its taller than trees and came out of no where). When I get to the bottom the whole scenery changed.

Now I'm on a hill. I run down the hill to a house. I live at it for a long time, I'm having a great time with famous people I look up to, even fictional people from books. I go into a swimming pool because I see a girl I liked in it. I swim over to her and cast a magic spell to make everyone but us disappear. I don't know why the heck I dreamed this because that would NOT be my first impulse in real life. I grabbed her head and dunked her underwater and drowned her. I teleport using some nifty magic to the chair and leave her. Now that I've proved myself a killer I give the news to Voldemort so we both have blackmail on each other and none of us will kill each other (because old Voldey is a nice guy). I go back into my grandparent's house I came from.

I go into the house - but its a Matrix version of New York. I fight evil wizards, I go back to my grandmas house after Mage-beating and I am hailed as a hero. Voldemort comes in and time freezes. Everyone but us disappears and I'm in a dark version of Hagrid's house from Harry Potter. Voldemort walks to me. My phone rings. He stops. I read the text I got from my mom. She wants to know if I'm ok because she found a photo album of me in that house I teleported and lived in at the beginning in the dream. In it is me drinking and getting drunk like a wild party animal with the physicist Stephan Hawking, one of my mage training and mage ass kicking, basically a time line of my awesome time at this magic house. I throw my phone, and I battle voldemort (funny as I'm typing this my iTunes was on shuffle and played some epic movie music) Just like in the movie where Harry and voldemort fire laser spells at each other and one is stronger and slowly creeps towards the other - devouring the laser spell on its way to Voldemorts hand where harry final smashes voldemort in the last movie, I HIT HIM WITH IT IN THE SAME EPIC SHOW DOWN FASHION. At the end he yells, "NOOOOOO" and I abra'kadabra that SOB in a pickel jar for all eternity in the matrix New York city on some shelf in a store.

I teleport to home and Im mowing what the mowers WE PAYED missed of our lawn. He tells me to be carefull as I'm on a riding mower on a hill side thats as crazy as minecraft floating islands. I tell him I'll be carefull but I can't seem to get into those hard -to-reach upside down crevasses. I give up and throw the mower down the hill (which was taller than the pine trees remember?).

The. End.
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