Jacob's Twisted Dreams

I'm at my grandparent's house. At the side of the house on the left is a perfect line of pine trees. More left past the trees is a flat pasture. This is real life. In my dream, the pasture is a neighborhood with a wooden fence instead of a barbed wire fence. There is a tall house, both my grandparent's house and their neighbor's house is above the tree line.

I go into my G'mas house and see all my family and other random people I've forgotten that I've known in the house. I climb up some stairs leading to the roof. They are old and have webs all over them. At the top is an attic. I close my eyes and teleport to the top of the attic and I'm on a flat roof with clouds perfectly even with my feet. The clouds look like an ocean and the roof is an island. I look down the edge of the house and see a small patch of floating grass. I carefully (the house is in the clouds - long drop) make my way from the roof to the grass patch at the side of the house. Relieved I reach up to grip the edge of the roof to move without fear of falling, but the roof is already grown way past my reach. I realize that the clouds were an ocean. I am standing behind a force field of some kind holding a line of water up in front of my face. So I'm staring at this GIANT wall of water and I get scared. I hear voices on the roof like 30' above my head. They drop a full sized cloth reclining chair down into the water. I see a person is strapped down on it with electrical tape and a black rubber cord. The person is bloated and blue faced with pieces of flesh just floating off his fat body like confetti in water. The chair spins in my face, I see a baby strapped in a car seat to the back of the chair. The baby is alive and squirming to get loose of the rope, it looks at me, but I can't do anything because the men are laughing at its death and they would see me and kill me. They go away and I reach to touch the green chair holding the two.

My arm goes into the force field but the water wraps around my arm since the force field protects it from the outside. Frustrated I yank my arm back. My action causes the water to ripple and make huge tidal waves. I cringe in fear when I hear the furious voices above me saying, "Someone knows of voldemort's murder!" I jump from the grass and onto this weird hill side and slide down it (its taller than trees and came out of no where). When I get to the bottom the whole scenery changed.

Now I'm on a hill. I run down the hill to a house. I live at it for a long time, I'm having a great time with famous people I look up to, even fictional people from books. I go into a swimming pool because I see a girl I liked in it. I swim over to her and cast a magic spell to make everyone but us disappear. I don't know why the heck I dreamed this because that would NOT be my first impulse in real life. I grabbed her head and dunked her underwater and drowned her. I teleport using some nifty magic to the chair and leave her. Now that I've proved myself a killer I give the news to Voldemort so we both have blackmail on each other and none of us will kill each other (because old Voldey is a nice guy). I go back into my grandparent's house I came from.

I go into the house - but its a Matrix version of New York. I fight evil wizards, I go back to my grandmas house after Mage-beating and I am hailed as a hero. Voldemort comes in and time freezes. Everyone but us disappears and I'm in a dark version of Hagrid's house from Harry Potter. Voldemort walks to me. My phone rings. He stops. I read the text I got from my mom. She wants to know if I'm ok because she found a photo album of me in that house I teleported and lived in at the beginning in the dream. In it is me drinking and getting drunk like a wild party animal with the physicist Stephan Hawking, one of my mage training and mage ass kicking, basically a time line of my awesome time at this magic house. I throw my phone, and I battle voldemort (funny as I'm typing this my iTunes was on shuffle and played some epic movie music) Just like in the movie where Harry and voldemort fire laser spells at each other and one is stronger and slowly creeps towards the other - devouring the laser spell on its way to Voldemorts hand where harry final smashes voldemort in the last movie, I HIT HIM WITH IT IN THE SAME EPIC SHOW DOWN FASHION. At the end he yells, "NOOOOOO" and I abra'kadabra that SOB in a pickel jar for all eternity in the matrix New York city on some shelf in a store.

I teleport to home and Im mowing what the mowers WE PAYED missed of our lawn. He tells me to be carefull as I'm on a riding mower on a hill side thats as crazy as minecraft floating islands. I tell him I'll be carefull but I can't seem to get into those hard -to-reach upside down crevasses. I give up and throw the mower down the hill (which was taller than the pine trees remember?).

The. End.
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NOTE: I'm not sure if this is lucid or false awakening since I had control over it - just I didn't try anything crazy because I thought it was real, but the strangeness of the dream didn't phase me. I just accepted it as reality.

I started my dream somewhere far off, in the country. I had to walk with my parents and brothers to somewhere with people. As I walked they all went away one by one with no point or me noticing until I woke up that by the end of the journey they were all gone. Anyway, as I was walking through the hills and trees I saw a train track. Beside me I saw a police officer, we started talking as we followed the train track. I am not lucid at this point. I get to know the police officer fairly well when I see some strange man in black appear in different parts of the forest surrounding us (he would appear somewhere at the corner of my eye and then teleport to somewhere else). So we run into the first house we see and I look inside it and its the police officer's bones. The man is closing in on me. I see a train pull up to the house/train station I am in. I black out.

I wake up lucid on the train. I remember saying to myself, this is odd - how did I get on the train. "Well I blacked out, I'll just see where it goes and I'll get off and call my parents." When I think parents I see my mom appear in the seat beside me. I say, "I thought I was alone. What are we doing on the train? We were in the forest not to long ago.". She looks at me with horror and the train rolls. It starts to get a mix of zero gravity and I am spinning the train is flipping through the air and then falling the other way (barrel roll to back-over-end and back). Then I think something is wrong! I can't die like this! I take my chances unbuckle and jump out the cockpit of the train.

I fall on the ground at the house I blacked out in. Instead of being in an isolated forest I see that the train has not even left the station. From the outside the train is well - outside and not in a station. Go into the station in front of it and the train is in a black tunnel going on forever. I see the train had a problem with latching onto the track. So obviously, the train is flying and flipping and moving back and forth without hitting walls and without gravity or friction. I grab the train with my hands and pull it back to me. Its like its on ice. The train slides to me and then I step onto the train to get the passengers out of it, I take my foot off the ground and the train goes ape$h!!@ again.
I remember telling myself the only logical problem is that it is plugged into the wall. So I unplug the train and I remove the mangled bodies out of the train..

Looking back at the dream I wasn't making logical decisions, but I felt some kind of consciousness in the dream like it all made sense at the time. Instead of the movie like dream I remember the thought process that went on with the decisions I made. So it wasn't lucid or a false awakening.

It starts out when I'm in my school and I see my cousin and some old bully. I talk to the bully and tell him that I am going to travel somewhere and have an awesome adventure without him. My school is always crowded and loud (3,600 students with 2000 coming from 8th grade next year). For some reason they were all whispering and standing still. My cousin and I were walking normal and talking about getting revenge on the bully. I said, "I know you think that I can not do anything, but I am going to kick his ass and have an adventure!" (something along those lines I can't remember EXACT quotes). Then I go to the library where he is. WAIT! The bully is behind TWO layers of steel and dangerous obstacles. I had a huge fight with all the bullies in the school to get to Derrek. I grab him by the neck, there is a projector running showing a science show (i watched it the day before) and it was showing earth from low orbit. I rammed Derrek into the projection and he fell through the ceiling of the school's library from low-earth orbit. :shadewink:. I took a paper from Derek and it was a secret treasure map to Arkansas. I went to Arkansas and it was a jungle, then I ran through the jungle and found scientists who lead me to Walmart HQ. Then I go to Texas.

I'm at my grandpa's house in the past (at Texas) and I see the old gamecube-game room. Me and my cousins have fun playing it (dreamed a memory of the past, it wasn't in the present), then I walked out of the room and outside to the side of the house. I see my dad, two uncles and me standing there. I tell them because of some family thing that happened I hate them because they hate my mom. I run fast and fly far to the East of the land of Arkansas.

Now I'm in some jungle again, this time on a bus with my brothers and my disabled cousin and her mom. We all drive super fast and go to Egypt where we see the river turned to blood. We swim in it, then sink the bus. We swim into the sunken bus and drive off to Florida. (I've been to Florida and rode a bus but I didn't go to Egypt on it). At Florida we are going to fly back to home. Then me and my mom walk to a tree house we are looking for an airport and we have to get tickets from the tree house. She walks into it, the doors lock and I hear her neck snapped from the outside. She is thrown off the house onto the ground and she was TURNED INTO A FISH. She looks at me with her gills and says, "Kill the bastards", to which I reply, "Tell God he is an awesome Dude when you see him" and she died. Then I woke up.

It comes from me moving away from my dad and to arkansas. After that, going to Texas wasn't the same as it was when I was younger. Arkansas was like a jungle because it was so rural compared to Texas to me. Then I saw that it had urban areas after I made it out of the trees and hills and farm land. Then the bully, well I never shoved him from low earth orbit. Mom mom never died as a fish.