Baconator7

I fell asleep attempting WILD after my alarm woke me up for a WBTB. I failed the WILD but had two weird dreams.
The first one: I stepped out of the passenger seat of my mom's car as my mom steps out of the driver's seat. We're in a New Orleans/Vegas resort-type place. There are casinos (is that the proper spelling? lol) as we walk out of the back alley. The dream skips forward a bit; I'm now walking through some outdoor jacuzzi area. In the jacuzzis are assorted people, all young and in their twenties. For some reason (and I'm not complaining), none of the women have the tops to their bikinis on. The dream skips forward again and now I'm watching some form of Colluseum-arena fight thing. There are two men fighting, both wearing armor similar to the prototype Jedi armor in The Force Unleashed 2. The dream skips and I'm walking back to the car with my mom. She tells me that we should leave before the "wire-ers" come. She looks at the car and sees that they've already hit our car. The car has been broken into as if somebody used a wire coathanger to open the windows. I pull out a knife and open the back door. There's a couple having sex in the back seat. I stab them. The dream switches.
Now I'm in my living room. I'm on one couch, my cousin and brother are on the other, and my sister is on the floor. We're watching music videos for some reason. "Locust" by Machine Head comes on, but the video is really weird. It's four guys standing on a cliff, each wearing some really silly hat as the music plays. I look at my cousin and tell him something. I look back, and now there's a massive square spiderweb that spans the length of the living room, right in front of the TV. I stupidly forgot to do an RC . The web is connected to the couch I'm sitting on, with the spider (very small, white, with black rings on it's legs) very near me. I grab a poptart wrapper and try to crush the spider, but it jumps on my hand. I freak out and jerk my handle wildly, making me go into that semi-dream state where you begin to break out of SP. I'm now hallucinating in my room irl, seeing the spider on my hand right in front of my face. I break from SP as I attempt to flail my arm and end up hitting the wall . It's now 8am and I'm gonna try to do WILD again.