A Peak Into Tyler's Mind.

I am at the school waiting for my friend Dustin to get done with sax lessons. I am with my friends, David and Leon. We decide to go home without Dustin. They go downstairs and I go upstairs to play video games. My mom walks by with white hair and blue streaks. [She normally has black hair.] I complement her on her hair. I then start to head downstairs. My friend David walks to the bottom of the stairs in his underwear. He starts laughing and says, "I am Santa!" I just turn around and ignore him. [This doesn't feel weird to me because he often wakes up and walks around in his underwear in his waking life. He also acts very stupid when he gets tired.] My mom is there and hands me a bag. I look in it as she say, "I bought you some Gatorade." I look and examine the bottles, each with a different health claim. "Sweet! A different vitamin in each drink!" [I am on a health kick. Trying to drop 71 pounds!] Leon is next to me and leans over to tell me something as my mom walks away. He proceeds to say, "Dude! I just took a shit in your band room!" I look at him and simply say, "What!?" He repeats it again, "I.. Just took a shit... In your band room." I think of how odd that is and wake up.