Deadly

'Woke' up floating in face down in the river of chocolate in Willy wonkas chocolate factor...I felt hung over/high and staggered onto the shore after splashing around a bit. Spotted those weird orange skinned guys wandering around and thought 'As I'm here' and got them to start singing christmas carols with a rude twist (Jiggle Balls being one).
Wonka showed up (original) and started to tell me off over nearly drowning in his chocolate river, violence took place, and I was holding Wonkas head under surface of the chocolate river, when he seemed to finally die. Suddenly his sprang back up clearly a zombie at this point and proceeded to chase me around the factory (Got to see the 'room full of bubbles), I ended up diving head first down a 'rotten egg' tube perfering to risk being burnt to death than facing an undead Willy Wonka.
Unfortunately Wonka followed me down the pipe and I couldn't wake myself up, ended up being dragged under the pool of rotten egg, bits of shell (man it stank!) and getting my left leg chewed on a fair be before gratefully drowning. Played dead for a bit, got up as a zombie to try and sneak out....zombie love making took place Felt sick when I woke up....won't be eating eggs for a while.