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Our French class returns from a field trip (from God knows where?). We pack up, where there's a crap ton of cookies in incredibly large packages. I remember bringing Oreo's, then catching my gaze on the blue package of Chips Ahoy. These packages were around 1m x 2m. I was helping the teacher out with something, then I believe the dream transfers to this: In some HQ with windows similar to Star Trek captains bay, except we're on ground. A crew and I make our way out toward the dark streets. We try to kill striders (hl2)and other overpowered game monsters with RPG's. Eventually I end up cheating with whatnot, I guess the console, some how.

In a field with an SMG/assault rifle, running past a fence although I'm an easy target for the enemy. Ducking for cover & strafing to get closer to flank the enemies, I take a few down. Instead of reloading, I quickly switch to the long-ranged rifle and I duck down a steep slope. An enemy tries to get me, but I end up firing 3 quick scope shots at him. I think I died shortly after that.

I'm lying on my ma's bed, and apparently my 'evil mother' has been secretly feeding me poison, and I don't know she is. I feel awful laying in bed, when another person takes a needle in my lower left back, and begins to press a symbol into it. I can feel every time she takes the long, thick needle and presses it 2-3 cm into my flesh, with a somewhat tolerable pain. The symbol resembled this:

After leaving a hardware store and messing around with a bunch of colleagues (or acquaintances?), we walk back to our workshop. In the way there, I get a familiar cat to follow us home for my own entertainment. The warehouse was scattered with boxes and equipment, and once we got through a door next to an office, my director was awfully mad at me. After he calls me over, I observe a couple of large 6-foot white tanks. Apparently a while ago I must have let something slip out of my hands while goofing off, and ended up breaking a pipe/valve. He's pressuring me to fix it with the crew, otherwise it'll blow up. I keep getting the sense it'll kill all of us, but he's blaming it on me, persisting I fix the problem. I give him a worried look, and he says, "the explosion will only stay in this area. But I still don't want that to happen." I look at the tanks, hearing gas leak, and my heart rate goes up from the time constraint.

I've finally made a success to my 3-year lucid dreaming drought. All I merely did was reality check a dozen times yesterday, drink almond milk, and eat a banana, and bam, lucid dream. Although they're not as vivid as my dreams were back then, this'll suffice.*

I was walking out of a bathroom stall (one that resembled a theatres) when something appeared odd, and I noticed an old friend, Courtney. I become lucid at this point, remembering to remain calm & not go overboard. Looking in the large mirror, try to observe my reflection and surroundings. I see myself, and it looks like me. I end up grabbing my friends face at some point (her cheeks) to get a full observation of what's going on. I eventually tried to open the bathroom door to see what was outside, but I neither remember waking up nor falling out of the dream.*

At some point in one of my dreams, a bunch of friends and I end up taking a plane out of my driveway. We can't go, since Shawntel is blocking it, but she moves out of the way. When I turn around, apparently it's only my sister and mom/dad in the tiny aircraft, and it's like we rented a private jet to visit dad in Africa. We're figuring out who's going to drive it, and I'm looking at the vacant cockpit were the pilot should be. It was too crammed to be a transportation plane.

Around this time I wake up, disappointed of my lucid dream. I try to sleep into another one, quickly seeing the Hugh Jackman Wolverine sitting in a cell with his claws out. I'm guessing it didn't work, since everything went black and I felt tingly. Soon, I AM the Wolverine, acting as an astral projection for Bruce Wayne as he sneaks through a factory. His sneaking methods awfully resemble Jensen from Deux Ex (since I've been playing it nonstop), and he appears to be hiding his identity. He sees me as his guide, trying to catch up to me as I end up changing my forms many times. After many metal ladders, we eventually fall into the factories' production: a huge river of marshmallow fluff. My form now being Morgan Freeman, I tell him: "Try it, Bruce! It's marshmallow." We continue our ride down this river, and eventually now I'm in the perspective of Bruce, as next to me is the female protagonist of the first Christian Bale Batman film (I don't remember the actress's name). She doesn't recognize me, but I eventually kiss her, where she says, "you kiss just like Bruce." We climb our way out of the river, completely clean and happy, and I make a call to Alfred to pick us up. I think she was fishing for something? She had a pet rat, or ferret that ended up using something to dig around with a tail-thing, and the pet ended up eating a beetle at the end of their rod.*