Dream 1: Lost Wallet I am at a petrol station owned by Charlie and Frank from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They are trying to find out who left a wallet behind at the counter. I try to help them, but soon Frank gets incredibly angry and accuses me of forgetting the wallet. Dream 2: Louis C.K. and a Scaly Mutation I am on an island, walking across a rickety old bridge with Louis C.K.. We are working out, and while he is doing push-ups I feel something growing on my head. I pull out what I think to be a hair, but turns out to be thick and scaly. Louis says it looks like the tip of a dinosaur’s tail. Dream 3: McDonald's with Friends I am at McDonald’s with my friends 'A' and 'E'. I am poking fun at myself for running into a former high school classmate and having him not recognise me. Dream 4: Rooftops and the Cast of Seinfeld I am running across rooftops chasing a balloon. I eventually capture it and look for a way to get down. I find a ladder mounted against a wall but it seems flimsy. The male cast of Seinfeld is on the ground and I ask Jerry to hold the ladder. Once I get down, we begin practicing our routine (we are all part of a comedy troupe). Dream 5: Family Finds Religion on Holiday I am at a motel with my family and we are just getting ready to leave. My brother 'C' tells me he has forgotten a few things in the room and he and I go back, however it turns out that he has left quite a lot. I fill my arms with what is mostly toys and go outside to find that the rest of my family is not there. When I eventually find them in the town church they say they have converted, and encourage me to give Chris’ toys away.
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I am talking to my brother "C" in his room and I notice he has a cool-looking blue Dragonite toy on his desk. I ask where he got it from and he tells me McDonalds. I then find myself at a McDonalds located on my uni campus grounds, waiting with "C" and my uni friend "M". I ask her what she is buying and she says a happy meal, though she wants me to help her finish it. I tell her that’s ok as I was planning to throw my own Happy Meal away once I got the Pokemon toy. We get our food and look for a seat, but are distracted when someone rushes towards us babbling excitedly about something he has written. He takes a seat at a table (we are now in an indoor corridor) and a crowd begins to form around him. They prevent me from being able to see what he has written, but when I notice my friend "GT" at the table he tells me to come over and stand on his shoulders. I run around to his side and smoothly jump on the back of his seat so that I can see the sheet of paper. It contains a one line scrawling of a formula of some sort. I then walk away but notice something cryptic on the walls, spelling the name of a friend of mine. I then look at the pages of a book mounted on a stand, and see four lines containing the jumbled letters of another friend. These cause me to become lucid. I then walk through the corridor, marvelling at how vivid everything is – even more so it seems than real life. I see a man with four arms sitting on a couch; he and everything else seem to be frozen in time. I then enter a room where a wrestling match appears to be taking place. I can hear the commentator shouting the name of one of the competitors, ‘Lustmord’.