I Have a Problem

I was in a classroom and my Tumblr page was being shown on the projector.
Everyone laughed because I had a Rubik's Cube as a picture.
Abraham, a classmate, shouted "Rubik's Cube? Really?"
I felt embarrassed.

Someone said they were punishing anyone with an "I love boobies" wristband.

Date: 05-12-11
Length: 5 Hours
Vividness: 9/10

My girlfriend Dakota and I were at a snowboarding park.
We watched the snow machines plow right by a hill we wanted to board down.
We got in line to ride down the hill, and I saw Seb and a couple other friends.
I rode down the hill first, and was going really fast.
It felt amazing with the wind in my face.
I got completely launched off one of the ramps and straight into a wall inside of a cave.
It didn't hurt, even though I plummeted into it at full speed.

We walked back to the starting point and say down to go eat lunch.
I believe I was recording dreams onto Dream Views as I was sitting.
Dakota got up and walked away.
She passed Seb and flirted with him by touching his hand a bit.
I got up and talked to some friends.

The dream skipped to a weird little house.
My friend Garrett had come over and we were sitting upstairs on the side of the bed.
He pulled out three bags of drugs; weed, cocaine, and these weird strawberry looking things.
I thought I heard footsteps so I told him to put it away.

I went to go check and Mike (one of my friends renter), and my mom were talking downstairs.
Mike asked me if Dakota was doing any work in Chemistry and I said no, but I was sure people in Westlake were.

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Date: 05-12-11
Length: 2 Minutes
Vividness: 4/10

I was sitting with my friend Cheryl in some kind of Grocery Store.
I went to go get a box of cereal.
I picked up a box of Chocolate Wheat Thins and started singing a song that went
"Boxside Hero, darkside hero, boxside hero".
It kept repeating over and over while I was walking through the aisles.

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Date: 10-30-10
Length: 2 Minutes
Vividness: 2/10

I was in the car with my friend Tanner and 2 other guys I don't remember.
We were talking, when Tanner's mom calls him and he says that he'll call her back.
Tanner passed me the phone and I talked to his mom.
She asked which number he was going to call her back on.
She then asked if Tanner had the number of the candy shop.

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Date: 09-27-10
Length: Unknown
Vividness: 4/10

First, I dreamed I got spawned into a Halo game, and I could play as master Chief.
I shot people and attacked others.
I remember jumping down from extremely high up and bouncing onto a trampoline.

I remember being in a room with my girlfriend Dakota, and some other guy.
I had my computer open and was watching this YouTube video about a guy hacking into a World of Warcraft account.
It was very boring, but I found it funny somehow.
My dream ended as I shut my laptop.

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Date: 09-25-10
Length: 5 minutes
Vividness: 7/10

My friends, Graham and Cooper, and I were by a pool and we decided to go in.
For some reason, Graham punched me in the crotch, and I did it back.
He told me not to because "it's an implant!"
I jumped in and cooper and I had a breath-holding competition.
I couldn't hold my breath any longer and I inhaled the water and woke up.

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Date: 09-25-10
Length: 1 hour
Vividness: 8/10

My family and I walked int a store where you could get many types of cheap costing, good tasting sushi.
One girl that worked there showed me a couple of sushi types.
I got a squid one, and on the same platter was a parrot sushi .
She cracked off the head of the parrot and dared me to eat it, so being the completely sane and normal person I am... I did.
We walked around some more and I saw that cereal cost $5.95, which I thought was really expensive.

After she showed me around, I was going to get more sushi, but I realized it was all taken.
I looked around and I saw two that weren't.
There was a dog there, and the owner did a weird clicking sound which made the dog race back to him.
My girlfriend, Dakota, and I sat down, but realized there was a beehive right there.
I kicked the beehive and we both ran out.
Dakota got stung but nothing happened (she is deathly allergic to bees).

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Date: 09-24-10
Length: 20 minutes
Vividness: 6/10

I was on a bike, with my girlfriend Dakota sitting on it facing sideways.
At one point, the bike completely flipped forward, and i fell on my face.
I thought it would hurt really badly, but I didn't feel a thing.
I realized that I must be dreaming!

I was still on the ground, and this yellow car drove half on inch from crushing my skull.
I got up and Dakota and I started walking around.
I wanted to make things explode so I tried making all the people around me blow up.
It didn't work
Dakota told me she wanted Starbucks, so we walked a couple feet to a Del-Taco.
I closed my eyes and pictured it changing to a Starbucks.
At first, only the sign changed.
I tried again, and the name changed, but the sign changed back to Del-Taco.
Then finally, the whole building transformed into a Starbucks.

I remember something to do with a kidnapping, or bad people doing stuff to us.
I forget everything that happened afterwards as well.

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Date: 09-20-10
Length: Unknown
Vividness: 10/10

I was dreaming that I was in a huge house while traveling around with my girlfriend, Dakota, and her mom.
It was night time, so I went to sleep.
I had a dream inside my dream.

In that dream, I walked into the bathroom.
Everything was foggy and wet, and I could barely see anything.
I realized that, since it was so foggy, this must be a dream.
I did a RC to be certain, and sure enough, I was dreaming!
I screamed, "YES! I'M DREAMING!".
Literally a second later I went head first and jumped through the glass, and straight out the window.
I forgot to stabilize my dream, so instead I began flying around.
It wasn't working very well and I began falling.
I flew by a mirror and when I looked in it, yet everything seemed normal.
I was trying to think of things to do and thought of making a person appear, unfortunately this only caused me to wake back up in my first dream.

I got up from the bed, walked to the door, and told Dakota about my lucid dream.
Halfway through, however, I realized my dad (who I haven't seen in a while) is lying right there.
I jumped up and hugged him and we both started crying.
My friend Tema runs in and does too.
Someone else says something about getting a delicious dish, called the carpaccio from my favorite sushi restaurant, Pirahna.
My dream ended there.

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Date: 09-13-10
Length: 20 Minutes
Vividness: 8/10

I was sitting at a lake as the sun was beginning to set.
I was with Dakota and another person who I do not remember.

The lake was completely drained so we decided to go lay in it.
By the time we got down there, the sun had gone completely down, and the lake had filled a little bit.
The person who I don't remember swam to the ledge, and I followed.
Dakota made a comment about how fast I swim.

I looked around and saw a faint glowing ball in a little Cave of the lake.
The person I don't remember and I decided to swim to it.

As we started swimming, I got a feeling of being very scared of it.
I stopped and started heading back, feeling more and more terrified every second.
I woke up right after.

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Date: 09-07-10
Length: 30 Minutes
Vividness: 10/10

I was at my Chinese grandparents house in France and I remember this because Marin was leaving to go see my dad.
My girlfriend Dakota, and her ex, who is also my friend Davis was there too for some reason.
Dakota decided she'd rather be with Davis, and I was crying and asking her why.
She said, "I don't know, it just seems better right now".
She asked if we could maybe get back together later.

My sister, mom and I were in the car, and I told my mom about it.
She said, "It is probably the best thing to do right now".
I felt so alone and betrayed, I couldn't take it.
I woke up feeling so relieved it was a dream.

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Date: 09-05-10
Length: 1 Day
Vividness: 10/10

I was in a hotel room with my two sister, Marin and Manon.
Dakota and my mom was there too.
I stepped out of bed and kept telling myself this was a lucid dream... I just knew.
I made a bunch of things come off the wall and made glass plates float.

It was night time, but I decided I didn't want to go to bed, so I pointed my finger at where I thought the sun would be, and dragged it upwards to make it into day time.
These UFOs began to descend from the sky and I could tell it was my sub-conscience trying to scare me out of my lucidity.
I pointed and them and turn them into unicorns, problem solved.

I began walking around town with this one guy telling him that I could control everything.
I stole some fruits nearby by launching some fruits off the tables into my hand.
I walked into a restaurant and looked up onto a hill where suddenly, a huge explosion happened.

I told myself "When I walk through this door, I'm going to end up at the explosion site".
When i got there, I went into a barn and told myself that when I turn the corner, Marin will be there.
I turned the corner.. But she wasn't there, however I did hear footsteps.
I called Marin's name and I heard her answer.
I went inside the shack where the sound came from, and Marin and her friend were there.
I told her about my ability of controlling everything and she asked if we could go to our Thousand Oaks home.
They held on to my hand and when we opened our eyes, we were in this weird house.
I searched around and saw this one girl sleeping a room.
She ran out when she saw me.

The phone rang, saying they had a mission to go on, and I came to the conclusion that my dad and his friends were a team like the Order of the Phoenix.

I woke up.

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Date:09-04-11
Length: 3 Hours
Vividness: 10/10

I was in a very large body of water.
I was swimming around, and I thought it was really weird.. But cool.
My mom told me it was actually a huge movie theater that you can swim around in.
I swam around, and I saw this one girl I became good friends with earlier in the dream.
I went to the bathroom but I had a hard time getting there because of the water.

Suddenly I was in a place called Vienna, somewhere in Italy.
It was the most beautiful place in the world.
The sky was so amazingly blue, and everything was so colorful.
My dad said he needed to put something in a GPS.
We then walked down to the River of Vienna and started sailing down, each on tiny inner-tubes.
I saw a lottery machine on the edge of a bridge and it looked so majestic (awk), but seriously.

At one point, my dad was right behind me.
I accidentally turned around and sprayed him with water.
He made a loud bird-like screeching sound and started charging angrily towards me with his inner-tube.
I thought he wanted to hurt me, so I splashed him again.
He grabbed his eyes in pain while making that weird bird screech.

I woke up very confused.

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Date:08-28-11
Length: 2 Minutes
Vividness: 4/10

I was sitting at a table just finishing eating as I was talking to this man about how he examined me and learned things about how he examined me and learned things about me.
I got up and staked the plates and picked up the cups.
I walked to the balcony and dropped the cups onto the sand below.
It was a very nice and sunny beach.
I started walking away to put away the cups and my dream ended there.

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