GlasgowGuy

1.

I'm in a travel agents with two guys. They're trying to convince me flying is safe, but I'm having none of it. Suddenly I'm standing inside a plane that is taking off. I panic and tell everyone that we're all going to crash, but they stare at me blankly. The scene changes again and I'm looking through a large window at the plane which has landed. I'm proud that I've arrived at my destination.

2.

I'm flying over 19th century Glasgow tenement slums. Noticing that at the back of one of the tenements a door is ajar, I head down. Inside is a modern restaurant kitchen. Cooks are busy preparing food, and through an open door I see customers chatting and eating. Suddenly, Ewan McGregor strides in through the door. He is angry; apparently we're in love with the same woman. I tell him this is first I've heard of it, but for a second I think it could be a woman who works in the restaurant. Now infuriated, Ewan pulls out a toy gun and turns to start shooting customers. There is a massive bed sheet hanging from the ceiling behind him, though, and he slams into it, tangling himself up. He struggles for a few seconds before falling to the floor, still wrapped in the bed sheet. I laugh and call him an idiot.