My Randomness

lol i cant believe i actually did it. it started in a regular DILD, i couldn't WILD this morning, i think it had to do with when i went to bed last night. anyway where i remember, it starts out in a house, theres an evil menace with me, i had thoughts about leaving the dream, but then i was like "nahh, and miss this?" so i grabbed a ruler and tried to turn it into a sword, didn't work. the evil dude summoned his minion, who just happened to be my neighbor lol. he came at me, i kicked him in the stomach really hard, he doubled over and i ran. i ran towards the door, thinking if i could get outside, i could fly away. i got outside, and flew upwards just as my neighbor tried to grab me. i flew up into a tree, and laughed at them because they couldnt get me. i then floated down a bit, and saw a girl in the next yard over, walking towards the yard i was in. she was blonde, somewhere near my age, maybe younger. she kinda looked like Annasophia Robb, but with wavy hair.

Spoiler for my new dream guide!:

i was like "ehh, wat the hell, ill ask her..." i floated down onto the bed of a truck under the tree. as she neared i said "hey are you my dream guide?". she was like "yea"...
lol i was so happy, i was barely suspicious at all. i asked her, "ok then, tell me something that only you know about me...". she said i was gay lol. i was like "o well, i wont be gay in conscious life, im religious" (no offense to gay people, im baptist). she then jumped up on the bed of the truck with me. i said "hey can we go somewhere quieter so we can talk?" it was really loud, people were running around having fun. she was like "aww, i wanted to have a mud fight!". i said "we can have a HUGE mud fight some other time. you'll have to help me out with the whole lucid thing ok?". she agreed. she took my hand and said "ok just walk backwards..." so we did and jumped off of the truck and fell off the scene i was in, and landed in a different one. it was a quiet place, it had two levels, with a pond in the center of both levels. the floor and walls were beige, the entire area was enclosed in walls. here i drew a picture:

Spoiler for a quiet place:

we landed on the red square, i looked around and jumped down onto the green square (neither squares were in the dream, i just put them there for reference). i then asked her "so what can you do?" she then did this really cool looking Avatar move, with airbending, it was awesome. i think i then started to lose lucidity, everything started getting weird, talking about sex and marriage lol. thats all i remember. i finally found my dream guide! i just hope shes not a fake