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I dreamed that I had to be an apprentice electrician because I needed work so I signed up through an agency via text messsage. The boss was a guy who looked like C, and the other worker was my friend B. We did one job, in which I waited in the van, then they took me home. B texted to say that the reason I had to stay in the van was so they could keep an eye on me.

I dreamed that my best friend wrote me a letter

I dreamt that I was at class late at night with my group in the lab, when my best friend came home (and by home, I mean to the lab). But he was being really weird and wasn't talking to me or anything. Then I read a text/email that my mum had sent him that was real harsh and I realized they were fighting or something. Anyway he kept not talking to me for ages and at one point just left (with a little girl for some reason... creepy) without saying anything and I was pretty bummed out. Anyway eventually I got home to a hotel where I was staying with the cast of Happy Endings and my friend was there, in my bed - so I had to sleep in a mattress in the hallway. Penny opened the door to make sure I was ok and I was just starting to watch Happy Endings on my laptop, so I asked if anyone wanted to watch it with me. My friend was like, "I will, but you'll have to turn the computer around so I can see it". Then Penny laughed and they both came and watched it with me.

Dreamt that this crimelord kidnapped me, E and M and tied us up in the backyard (it looked like my parent's backyard) with some others while his family had a lovely picnic. M and I managed to escape, she tried to use the neighbors car to get away but one of the crimelord's sons caught her again. I started running as fast as I could (apparently just abandoning my friends) and ran through this awesome metropolis version of my hometown. It was pretty epic. I jumped from skyscraper to skyscraper and then realized I wouldn't survive the jump to street level. So I ran down the inside of the building, which was like this big fancy apartment. I was frightened that the owner would find me. I kept running down until I got to the entrance. Then an old lady came through the door, saw me and fainted. Anyways I kept running. I wanted to get to A's house, I had a bunch of seemingly logical reasons why that would be the safest place. After I passed the octagon, and ran though the mall (which lead to a dead end and ladies getting their hair did) I met Z.V who was all nice at first but when I was leaving I saw him on the phone to the CRIMELORD so I started running again. Eventually we made a deal with a hipster whose voice sounded like songs from 'the fray'. He signed a van. That's legit. We eventually walked past the gang in an outdoor cafe. The hipster patted the leader on the chest, who smiled and greeted him, but then noticed us, nodded and let us continue. Who were the real bad guys in the end?

Dreamt that I was at J's house (or somewhere) at nighttime with a few others. We all went outside and someone jumped out of the bushes and onto J. Then I was driving home, listening to music in the car and playing with the ipod, maybe not the safest driving technique. I passed A & R dropping G off at his apartment. When I went over the hill there was suddenly like a big locked gate there in 3 sections. I couldn't turn around or go through it. So I did the only thing there is to do in that situation, apparently. I got out and casually hopped on my 3-seater bicycle. I convinced G to get on too, because he was right there. Then suddenly N and some obese blonde girl with pimples and an english accent (who swears that I know her) were somehow also on the bike. Then we had an accident (assumedly because there were 4 people on a 3-seater bike) and N fell over the handlebars right in front of me and then bungied back. It was actually kinda cool.

Alright. So I was in london. I was hired to paint this basement out in the middle of a forest. But it was the basement that 'the human centipede' had been filmed in. So I was like, no, and got the hell out of there. But I couldn't get home because I had no passport

Ok, this was a nightmare I think. Not like a full-on nightmare, just kinda disturbing.
I had a really bad sunburn on my arm and so I peeled it off, and it peeled WAY back down to the muscle. So all this skin was hanging off my arm in a big sheet. I kept asking people for a cast or to take me to the hospital or something, but the best I got was a band-aid. So I wrapped the skin around my arm a couple times and stuck it down with one band-aid. Then I think I was at work but I couldn't work properly with all the skin everywhere, so my boss took me to the casino to buy more band-aids (???) but when I got inside the casino, it was just a cafe. And the girl behind the counter was like, "uh, we don't sell band-aids."
After that I think I woke up.

ridiculously brief lucid where I walked down the hall to my friend's room and that was pretty much it. Kind of a waste.

I was in an elevator with a classmate at uni. I suddenly became lucid and my classmate turned into a really ugly girl. I realized this was NOT COOL so I took a second to compose myself and try and get the dream under control. I had a few seconds of heightened sense, I could see heaps of details and everything felt very textured. The girl turned back into my classmate again, only now he had tattoos all over his body, and so did I. Then I got bored, so I tried to spin myself back to my house. I started spinning and the dream went black. I could make out some shelves, way up high, but they faded and the dream ended.

Alright, so I was at the supermarket, shopping I assume, and saw an old teacher of mine. I went up to him and shook his hand - then I became lucid. The scene changed to my bedroom where I was on my bed observing the bizarre situation of myself frozen on the bed with another me in work clothes. Don't make me try to explain that any better. Then I closed my eyes and felt waves and waves of vibrations. I opened my eyes and saw a little blue monkey facing away from me on my desk chair. I remembered reading about seeing things during SP and so I closed my eyes again because I was sightly scared of the monkey. More waves of SP. I opened my eyes again and the monkey was staring straight at me. I pulled myself out of bed, because I wanted to go visit my roommate. I was really heavy and everything became blurry as I lumbered across my room. I shouted 'clarity' but nothing happened. The monkey was still watching, and I was freaked that it was just gonna like jump at me or something, but it didn't. As soon as I got to the door, the dream ended.

Ok, so I've been having a lot of lucids lately, which makes me think it's time to start recording them properly. Here's one from a few days ago:

I opened my eyes and was on the spare bed at my parents house. I was lucid. I walked out into the kitchen but immediately 'woke up' again on the spare bed. I went out to the kitchen again. Woke up again on the bed. This repeated a few times and was pretty annoying. I eventually made it out the back door and onto the deck. It was nighttime. I tried to make people appear but nothing happened. I wanted to go to my house so I flew up into the night sky but I couldn't see anything and the dream went black. I was forced to land back on the deck. That's literally all that happened.